Is Uchiha Madara very vengeful?

...The classic "five-on-one" scenario can prove everything.

So?,                                                          Why? Uchiha Madara "returns the snowball" so quickly?

That's because a long, long time ago... a certain boy who called himself "Hashirama" left enough "psychological shadows" on the boy who called himself "Madara" while playing together.

Although the two of them look alike, the one who seems to be slightly smarter is Madara, but obviously, the one who is actually more cunning and clever is Hashirama. After being slightly disadvantaged and deceived a few times, the young Madara has an epiphany.

When your friend Hashirama finds various reasons to squat down, you have to be wary of the water he might slap over you in the next second, the pebbles he throws at you, or the half a piece of pancake that is not delicious at all.

On a snowy day.

The two teenagers who met naturally started a snowball fight - it was more like a face-to-face "snowball battle" than a snowball fight. The two of them threw and avoided the snowballs. Did you know?

When they woke up, a tall "snow mountain" was piled up behind each other. After realizing that there was no more snow around them, the two teenagers rushed forward in a tacit understanding, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah--"

In front of me, my palms, which were red and hot from holding on to the snow for a long time, pressed together and began to wrestle vigorously.

The end result is...

The two of them plunged into the snowy mountain together.

Hashirama's head emerged from the snowdrift and faced Madara's feet.

Madara's head emerged from the snowdrift and was facing Hashirama's feet.

Hashirama let out a sly smirk and began to scratch Madara's soles.

Madara: "...You? Are you perverted?!" Then he started to resist.

Hashirama shouted with great pride and pride: "Admit defeat, Madara! I'm not ticklish!"

Then?

Then……

Um, No? I remember.

Uchiha Madara, who has become a "mature old man", refuses to recall part of the dark history - to be honest, from the perspective of future generations, his thirties may be the golden age of a man. However, in the Warring States Period that just ended,

The average life span of people is only more than thirty years old. Therefore, Uchiha Madara, who still looks like a young man, will have no problem at all even if he calls himself an "old man". Of course, he feels that he is no bigger than the kitten he found.

How much of him is apparently not happy to call himself that?

By the way, many people of the same age as him are already grandfathers. But he has already broken up... okay

, Senju Hashirama, a good friend who reluctantly and reconciled not long ago, should be able to become a grandfather in a few years. And this is also the norm in this era. For example, this village is no less than thirty years old.

The villagers with weathered faces were currently enjoying themselves while basking in the sun.

But the little girl next to him said in a somewhat "unusual and strange" way: "Everyone is like this. They have become grandparents a long time ago..." Although she knew and had seen similar things during her travels, "suddenly

Seeing a large group of thirty-year-old grandparents gathering together had a big impact on her.

"This is normal." Uchiha Madara replied. On the contrary, even if he couldn't get used to Senju Tobirama, he still had to admit that the other party proposed something shortly after the establishment of the village.

Regarding the matter that "early marriage is not good for the health and the children born are more likely to die young, so I suggest that the age of marriage in the village be gradually postponed", there is indeed no problem.

He told this matter to his little black cat, who nodded repeatedly while listening: "Yeah, delaying the age of marriage is indeed a good thing."

Uchiha Madara asked casually: "You? Do you think you were married before you lost your memory?"

She tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said uncertainly: "I don't know, there shouldn't be...?" Ah, I can't think about it, my head hurts again...

"Forget it if you can't think of it." Uchiha Madara just asked casually and didn't care much about it, because it was really not a big deal to him. Since he accepted her,

?, then of course, we can accept her entire past, good or bad, all the same.

"Yeah." She nodded obediently, and then said with a smile, "But, people are getting married later and later, which is also proof that the world is getting better~"

"Oh?" Uchiha Madara raised his eyebrows.

"Because, you can tell by looking at animals -" she said seriously, "many weak animals mature physiologically very early and give birth to a very large number of cubs. And stronger animals, such as

Speaking of tigers, it seems that they will mature in two or three years, and then they will only go into estrus once a year, and each litter will usually be two or three. In other words, animals that are not safe from day to day will try their best to keep their offspring; and life

Relatively safe animals will produce less. Humans are also a type of animal, so it should be the same in this regard~"

"Oh? Humans are also a kind of animals?" He was amused by her statement.

Smiling, "What are you? A kitten?"

"If I were a kitten, Brother Ban would be a big cat!" She bared her teeth at him, "The kind with hair all over her body!"

"...How do you think you can get better?" He rubbed her hair again, which was just like his own.

The village itself is not big, so the two of them quickly visited the entire village, and also passed by the free accommodation provided by the village for tourists.

The two children who had "exchanged" candies with them before were happily building snowmen with the children of other passengers. When they saw the two passing by, they shouted "Hello, uncle! Hello, big sister!" -

- The young man transformed by Uchiha Madara appears to be in his early twenties, while Uchiha Oozi still maintains the appearance of twelve or thirteen years old. This has resulted in extremely unequal treatment between them as "brother and sister".

Yes, there is a difference in seniority.

Little black cat: "Poof!"

Big black cat: "..."

A certain "mature man" with the surname Uchiha, who was concerned about subtleties and secretly interested in them, was silent for a while, and then with a "Come on, come over here, I'll give you a buff" attitude,

Very in line with his character, he cupped his fists and coughed twice, then waved to the two cubs not far away: "Come here."

The twin cubs looked at each other and ran over quickly.

The male Zaizai raised his head and asked: "Uncle, what is it? Do you need me to do something? Can we do it?"

The girl Zaizai looked up at the tall young man in front of her obediently and said nothing.

Madara Uchiha took off the cloth bag from the waist of the little girl next to him, and opened it very devilishly in front of the two children. The smell of sweets and candies immediately came out. He looked at the greedy expressions of the two children.

, said slowly and evilly: "Say 'brother' and you get a piece of candy; say 'aunt' and you get two pieces of candy."

Let a certain little black cat who takes pleasure in others' misfortunes also feel the "age difference".

Someone: "???" Wow, Brother Ban, are you too naive!!!

After a moment of silence, the two children bowed silently and both said, "I'm sorry, uncle, my parents told us that we can't lie!"

Big black cat: "???" Oh, he is quite brave.

Little black cat: "Pfft! Hahahahahahaha..."

However, in the end, Uchiha Madara, who had no intention of arguing with the children, still gave them a few pieces of candy each as the price for running over.

The two children were holding candies in both hands, a little at a loss

He looked at his uncle in front of him, and then at his eldest sister. The latter smiled, leaned down, touched their little heads, and said -

"This is a reward for your honesty~"

Uchiha Madara: "..."

The two cubs were immediately relieved, shouted "Thank you, uncle! Thank you, big sister!" and ran away happily.

The two noticed that the two children gave some of the candy to their parents, and shared the rest with other children. After that, the group of children obviously had more fun. Obviously, this was

Although they are still young, they are two good children with high emotional intelligence and bottom line.

"Hmm," the little girl folded her arms and said angrily, "These two children will grow into outstanding young people in the future~"

Uchiha Madara thought: If they can grow up smoothly in this somewhat cruel world.

However, such words obviously do not need to be said out loud, and she who is too soft-hearted will be sad because of it.

After walking around the village, the two began to walk towards the lake named "Wu Shan". As far as they could see before, this village was indeed just the most ordinary poor village, but even so, the people who lived in it

People are also working hard to live.

The freshwater lake is not too far from the village.

When the two arrived, they saw several people squatting on the lake, trying to break a hole in the thick ice and see if they could catch some fish.

Seeing the two people coming over, several young men from the villagers with a scar on the right cheek also specifically told them: "Although the ice on the lake is very thick, don't you? Just go up casually. If it is thinner somewhere, it is easy to fall into the water."

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Obviously, they had learned from previous mistakes, so they only dared to wander around the lake and smash the ice.

"Thank you, we'll just walk around." The little girl replied with a smile.

The lake itself is not big, or rather small, and it faces fishing from time to time by the villagers all year round. Therefore, even if the ice is broken, you probably won't be able to catch many fish. But even if

In this way, many villagers are still working hard to increase their winter rations.

The little girl squatted down by the lake, stretched out her hand and knocked on the hard ice: "It's really thick."

"Want to eat fish?"

"Well, it's okay." She tilted her head and replied, "But, in winter, if you can have a bowl of hot fish soup and some fresh tofu in it, it would be really comfortable. Yes.

Okay, I will add some udon later

Noodles~”
To be continued...