The little girl opened the book "Love History" by the big black cat with great interest, but after reading a few pages, she showed an expression of "=" for no other reason than it was too OOC.

Who is this sweet-tongued male protagonist?

Definitely not their Brother Ban!!! If he had this ability, he wouldn’t be a single dog... a cat until now.

Uchiha Madara looked at the little girl's unspeakable expression and said coolly: "This kind of book? If you read it, you are asking for trouble." He also read two chapters and thought why he should be a Sharingan.

Eyes, even if you don't want to, you can see ten lines at a time. Now I just feel that it is even more irritating to my eyes than the one just now, no... it's like my eyes have turned into onions.

Kitten has a puffy face!

Hearing this, the person who had just spoken in the carriage smiled and said: "Hey, who really thinks that the protagonist of this is Uchiha Madara? If nothing else, the ninja Shura is said to have extraordinary ninjutsu. How could he crawl in the middle of the night?

Meeting someone privately over a wall | My wife almost slipped down, so I could just blow up the wall and get in."

Uchiha Madara: "..." The feeling rising in his heart now, could it be the "powerlessness? complaining" that Kitty Cat often talks about?

"So," the person who spoke had no idea what dangerous words he had just said, let alone that his head was borrowed. He continued with a smile, "Reading this kind of thing? The book is just a story.

It doesn’t matter who the protagonist is, the other two books in the same series are pretty much the same.”

"Huh?" the little girl asked in surprise, "Is there another series of the same series?"

"And they are all selling well. People who are literate are buying them to read. People like us who are illiterate just listen to storytellers. They really like to talk about this." The person who spoke showed a subtle smile, "There are also some storytellers who are proficient.

Ventriloquism, um, wonderful!”

The little girl silently picked up the book that the bookstore owner had packed before, and sure enough, she dug it out again——

"A Thousand Hands Between Pillars|Love History"

as well as

"A Thousand Hands of Beauty|Love History".

...Oh, this erotic story is quite worthless, so what was she excited about just now?

"That's right." The person who spoke added in a low voice, "It is said that Senju Tobirama-sama bought and collected this book and read it at night by candlelight!"

Uchiha tape: "Pfft————" Tobirama, Tobirama-kun? Would Tobirama-kun with a serious face actually buy this book for his collection? Yes, it's a bit scary...

After Uchiha Madara was silent for a while, he asked: "Why didn't Senju Hashirama buy it?

"Yes, although he dislikes a certain white-haired dog very much, he still has a little confidence in the other person's integrity. At the same time, he really has no confidence in a certain old friend.

"Hi!" the interlocutor said seriously, "That is the first Hokage of Konoha Village, the most upright, generous and serious Senju Hashirama. How could you buy such a thing! You can only buy it with Senju Habi.

Sir, please buy it."

Uchiha Madara: "..." At this moment, he sincerely sympathized with a certain white-haired creature.

But the little girl asked maliciously: "Has Madara Uchiha bought it?"

Uchiha Madara glanced at her sideways: You don't know whether I bought it or not? I also know very well whether you bought it or not.

"No way." The interlocutor waved his hand, "I heard that Madara Uchiha has a cruel temperament and kills a hundred people every day before he can rest. How can he have time to do this? Look at this kind of thing? Books will only hinder him from killing people.

Speed?"

Uchiha Madara couldn't even tell for a moment whether this was a compliment or a slander.

Unknowingly.

It's noon time.

Because they are in a hurry, the caravan will not stop this afternoon, but it will take a break every few hours so that everyone can fetch water and meet physiological needs.

While the little girl was eating and drinking the rice balls and hot soup that her brother Ban had prepared for her in advance in the morning, she was flipping through two other best-selling books, and finally came to the conclusion that -

It's also quite OOC.

And, it’s not exciting at all.

How to say?

She always felt like she had seen the better-written Xiao|Huang|, emmmm, so when did she see it? I don’t remember it at all...

And Uchiha Madara is even too lazy to read it, because he has no interest in this kind of leisurely reading, and he can't understand the mood of a group of grown men gathering together to read or discuss these things - if you have this time, do more research

Ninjutsu, isn't it bad?

I vaguely remember that he seemed to have said this to a close confidant in his clan a long time ago. Then, the close confidant who had always admired and admired him replied -

"Madara-sama, although you are very strong, you really don't understand men's romance."

Is this what men’s romance is?

Then he really doesn't understand.

Then again, what exactly is romance for men?

Uchiha Madara, who was in his thirties, belatedly began to think about this problem that his previous self had considered extremely boring.

And on the other side...

Just as Uchiha Madara thought, if one of the Senju brothers really bought it

If you read this series of books, it will definitely not be Thousand Hands Tobirama, it will only be——

Between Thousand Arms Pillars.

Don't get me wrong, he actually doesn't have much interest in this kind of book, but anyway, there are Madara and Tobirama's names on the cover! Coupled with the word "Yan | Love History", people can't help but care about it. So.

In the end, he decisively used the transformation technique to buy them back.

Of the three books in the same series, he only bought the one by Madara and Tobirama. Why... Senju Hashirama has a romantic past. He knows it best. If it is fake, it must be fake, so

It definitely doesn’t look interesting. In comparison, Madara and Tobirama’s one is more interesting. Even if it’s fake, it’s definitely interesting~

And Senju Hashirama often does unexpected things. For example, when others are reading this book when they are alone or late at night, he chooses to read it while eating, and then... from time to time, he sprays the food. It can be said that he is quite happy.

This also made Senju Tobirama on the side show an expression of disgust. Yes, he has mysophobia, and he has always believed that "single-mindedness" is a good virtue, which means -

"Brother," he said while slowly chewing the food in his mouth, like a parent watching over a kindergarten child, "don't read the joke book while eating."

"Ah?" Senju Hashirama replied after being stunned for a moment, "What I'm reading is not a joke book, but a story book. Well, or should I say, a joke story book?"

"...What is it about?" What kind of strange thing is that?

"spot."

"...Oh." Senju Tobirama understood instantly. Don't ask him what image Madara Uchiha has in his mind. He just doesn't want to say it.

"And you, Tobirama."

Senju Tobirama: "???" What does this have to do with him? Could it be that there are any recent jokes featuring him and Madara Uchiha as the protagonists? For example -

Senju Tobirama asked Uchiha Madara: "What is the animal in the world that likes to ask 'why' the most?"

Uchiha Madara replied: "I don't know."

Senju Tobirama said: "Brainless wild cat."

Uchiha Madara replied: "Why?"

Something like that?

That's quite funny.

Senju Tobirama picked up another chopstick for himself without expression, and then heard his elder brother taking another mouthful of rice. After he paused for a moment, he finally put down the bowl with a look of helplessness on his face.

Chopsticks, while complaining, "Brother, how old are you still?", he stood up and walked over, taking the hands of his eldest brother who was addicted to books.

, pulled out the book of jokes and stories that made him burst into laughter.

Then he lowered his head and took a look——

It was written that he and Uchiha Madara were jealous because of a woman from the flower street, and then, Uchiha Madara was knocked three meters away by his ninjutsu.

Senju Tobirama continued to think with an expressionless face: Oh, I wish I were really that good. I could send that guy Uchiha Madara flying three meters with one slap. I really want to try it in my lifetime.

Immediately afterwards, he silently glanced at the cover of the book and saw that it was clearly written on the cover——

"A Thousand Hands of Beauty|Love History".

Qianshou Tobijian: "..." Oh, it's my little yellow book.

He looked down at his eldest brother who was smiling and trying hard to grab the food, and asked: "Did you only buy mine? Did you buy your own and Uchiha Madara's?"

"Ahem, cough, cough!" Senju Hashirama choked on his rice, "Tobirama, you know?"

Senju Tobirama replied in a matter-of-fact tone: "The books that can be sold in Konoha bookstores must of course be approved by me." How could books without his consent be able to enter Konoha, what if they are the kind of people with malicious intentions?

What about the books that discredit the elder brother? Selling this at the dignified Konoha Bookstore will only make people laugh, right?

"...Then why did you agree?"

"The sales volume is good and the income is high. In order to sell in Konoha, the bookseller gave us a good share." Senju Tobirama was talking eloquently, with one word standing out in his mind -

money!

Senju Hashirama showed a speechless expression: "Tobirama, is Konoha so short of money?"

Senshou Tobirama showed a kind smile to his eldest brother: "It would be great if you, eldest brother, could think like this when you spend money lavishly."
To be continued...