Senju Hashirama looked at the hung up phone, shook his head, and then saw a certain girl looking at him with a half-smile.

"...Hoshi-chan, what's your look like?"

"Meaningful eyes~" Uchiha circled the person with the belt, "First he married a college student much younger than himself as an 'old man', and then secretly raised a little lover outside. Brother Hashirama,

You are amazing~" It is precisely because I know that this person will never do this, so the contrast effect at this moment makes people feel particularly funny.

Senju Hashirama: "..." He said helplessly, "According to you, this is the 'setting', right? And," he pointed out the key point, "According to your current status, Hoshi-chan, shouldn't you

Are you angry? Why are you smiling so happily?"

"Because it's fun!"

"..." After Senju Hashirama was silent for a while, he said quietly, "Actually, Hoshi-chan, you are gloating about your misfortune, right? Regarding the fact that my luck is not that good either."

"Hey? Have you been discovered~" Uchiha smiled "hehehe", that's right, there is no reason for this person's luck to be so good all the time! There is no reason for her to be the only one who is so unlucky!

"But, Hoshi-chan," Senju Hashirama sighed, "from a male perspective - a lofty status, a large amount of wealth, a luxurious life," he stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around the shoulders of the girl next to him, and led him

He followed her forward, "A perfect wife and a sexy lover may be the real 'perfect' for some men."

Uchiha tape: "..." Okay, it seems so? That is, it can be repaired! It turned out to be so lucky?! No, that's not right! She gritted her teeth and said, "But you were discovered by me! Isn't this bad?

?”

"But," Senju Hashirama tilted his head, "Would Hoshi-chan quarrel with me over such a trivial matter?"

"..." I really can't.

"Have you taken this matter seriously?"

"..." Not at all.

"Are you going to trouble that woman because of this?"

"..." How is that possible?

"From this point of view," Senju Hashirama patted the shoulder of the person next to him and said with emotion, "Hoshi-chan, you are simply a man's ideal tolerant and generous wife~" Of course, this was just a joke, if it really happened

In reality, he doesn't want this kind of wife at all - being tolerant often just means not loving enough or loving him so much that he loses himself. He not only hopes that Xingjiang loves him enough, but also hopes that Xingjiang will always be shining and have status.

Equal Star-chan.

After Uchiha was silent for a while, he said, "Master Hashirama, I understand."

"Huh?" Senju Hashirama made a confused voice while continuing to lead the person forward.

"Based on your talking skills, Brother Hashirama, even if you really find a bunch of women to start a harem, you might be able to do it." Uncle Madara has been with this good friend for so many years, but why hasn't he learned a single thing?

?This shows how untalented a certain uncle is in this area.

Senju Hashirama Black Line: "Is this the point?" He said helplessly, "One beloved woman is enough; you can have many friends, and only one best friend is enough; and, well, the more relatives the better.

, children can also have more, the better.”

In this way, it is perfect for him.

"...Brother Hashirama, Tobirama will cry." Why is it that the more the merrier when it's his turn?

"...Tobirama must also hope that the family can have flourishing branches and leaves." Senju Hashirama felt guilty for a moment before replying seriously, "I believe him!"

The Uchiha looked sideways at someone. This guy obviously didn't do anything like a harem boy, but he smelled like a harem boy all over his body. Is it an illusion?

"Ah, by the way." She suddenly remembered something and said, "Brother Hashirama, show me your phone."

"Huh?" Senju Hashirama handed the phone to someone casually, "Here."

Uchiha grabbed his finger and unlocked it. He first entered the phone record page and found that it was empty except for the one just now. Then he entered the information page and found that it was also empty.

"...Records like this are cleaned regularly. Who would believe me if I said I didn't cheat?" She couldn't help but complain.

Immediately afterwards, she opened the chat software on her phone and found that it was quite clean and contained almost no important information.

Just at this moment...

A text message was received on the phone.

It was from "Kurosawa".

The Uchiha tape quickly opened it and saw that it read——

"I'll wait for you at home at ten o'clock tomorrow morning."

After she read out the content of the message, she said "Oh!" and said with a smile: "Is this an invitation to have an affair with you at home? It's so exciting~"

Senju Hashirama looked at the sky silently: "Hoshi-chan, do you want to play a more exciting game?"

"for example?"

"Take your wife to your lover's house to have an affair."

"..." This will be irritating to the point of death!

"But here's the question," Senju Hashirama took the phone she handed back and frowned slightly, "Where is her home?"

"This is easy -" Uchiha took the phone again and typed a reply -

【My wife is not at home tomorrow, how about you come to my place?】

Senju Hashirama: "..." Oh, when a wife takes the initiative to ask a mistress to come to her house, is this considered fishing and law enforcement? He asked curiously, "Are you sure she will agree?"

"Well...how do I put it..." Uchiha Ochi thought for a while and replied, "Your current status is very comfortable, right? It's hard to imagine that Kurosawa will be better than you in this aspect. If it is true,

If she is a good match, she wouldn't be willing to be a mistress and avoid me as the 'major wife' just now, right? Of course, the premise is that there is no misunderstanding and she is really a mistress. In other words, her family environment is definitely not as good as yours.

good."

"It's us." Senju Hashirama corrected.

"...Is this the point?" Uchiha was speechless.

Senju Hashirama nodded seriously: "That's the home of the two of us." So, it's not "you", it's "us".

"..." Uchiha Oichi skillfully gave up the argument in this regard and continued, "In other words, she should be very happy to go to that high-end apartment. Moreover, for the mistress, she can enter the main room and enter the main room in a serious manner.

Spraying her clothes with the bride's perfume, lying on the queen's bed and sleeping with the bride's man... it must be something that can satisfy her physically and mentally."

"...Hoshi-chan."

"Um?"

"Why are you so skilled?"

"..." Are you Touma? Then who is Yukina? Tobirama?...I always feel that the other way around is more like it.

Just at this moment, Kurosawa replied with a message——

[Didn’t I never let me go to your house before? Why did you suddenly say this? What? You just had a quarrel with your wife? 】

Senju Hashirama rubbed his chin: "You haven't been here before..."

Then there was another one——

[Okay, pick me up at the door of the apartment at ten o'clock tomorrow.]

Senju Hashirama took the phone and replied slowly with a slow "click, click, click"——

【I'm too lazy to go down, you can come up yourself.】

Uchiha put a belt on his forehead: Did you learn this straight man's language from Uncle Madara?

The other party responded quickly——

【……】

[Even if you greeted the administrator and allowed me to enter the apartment, but I don’t have the elevator card for your floor, how can I get up there? Are you sincerely letting me go?]

After reading this article, Senju Hashirama said "Ah": "Speaking of which, the administrator seems to be very familiar with us. If I say hello to him or bring a woman up in front of him..."

Uchiha smiled sweetly: "Congratulations, you are about to become the scumbag that the administrator loves, brother Hashirama."

"..." Senju Hashirama suddenly showed a toothache expression, "Can you change the place?"

"Well, well, it's okay." Uchiha Oichi comforted him very reliably, "In the worst case, I will use illusions to help you finish it off. I won't let the administrator look at you with contempt every day."

Senju Hashirama: "..." Okay, seeing as Hoshi-chan is so excited... well, just make her happy. A man's reputation is sometimes not worth mentioning under the smile of the woman he loves. So.

He typed a reply very obediently——

【Okay, I'll pick you up at the door at ten o'clock.】

【Well, see you there or see you.】

This is considered an agreement.

"Speaking of which," Senju Hashirama suddenly remembered, "Hoshi-chan, have you checked your phone?"

"...No." Uchiha said as he turned on his phone, and was surprised to find...

"Call records, none; personal information, none; the chat software is also very clean..." Senju Hashirama commented based on someone's judgment just now, "Hoshi-chan, it seems you are not innocent at all."

"...No, it's nothing." Ochiha shook his head quickly, "I'm not a playboy woman! And I've never been popular!"

Senju Hashirama: "..." Hoshi-chan... when you say this, does your conscience really not hurt? Even if he is willing to turn a blind eye to some things, is that still a fact?
To be continued...