"Wow."

In the corner, Hiruzen Sarutobi muttered in a low voice, "That guy in the mirror is pretty good at it."

Beside him, Danzo Shimura leaned against the wall with his arms folded, and asked with little interest: "Why do you see it?"

"Danzo, you will definitely remain single for the rest of your life." Hiruzen Sarutobi shook his head and said with emotion.

"???"

"Have you never heard of such a saying?" Sarutobi Hiruzen shook his finger, "A man gives a woman clothes so that he can take them off with his own hands one day in the future; in the same way, if a man gives a woman lipstick, it must be a hope.

I can eat it with my own mouth someday in the future.”

Shimura Danzo: "..." What the hell! He frowned slightly, "Eating that kind of chemical product will cause harm to the body, right?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "..." After he was silent for a while, he said sincerely, "Duanzo, you are hopeless. Make more money while you are young, and hire a nanny to take care of you when you are old."

"???"

Shimura Danzo simply didn’t want to talk to this person, but considering his own purpose, he still bit the bullet and asked: "When will we implement your so-called plan? And, is it really reliable?"

"You have to find a suitable opportunity." Sarutobi Hiruzen said as he continued to peek, "This place is not suitable anyway. Besides, you can rest assured that I will do things."

Danzo Shimura: "..." I don't worry about you, you idiot!

After that, the two of them followed patiently for a while.

Until the two people walked out of the shopping mall, and gradually moved away from the relatively prosperous streets, seeming to want to take a walk by the nearby river.

"Look, the opportunity is here!" Sarutobi Hiruzen happily patted his friend's back. Then, he took out a pair of black silk stockings he bought just now from his pocket and handed one to the latter.

, "Hurry, put it on!"

Shimura Danzo showed a disgusted expression: "I don't want it, it's like a pervert."

"Then forget it." Sarutobi Hiruzen turned around and left, "Don't think about me doing that alone and watching the fun by myself."

"...Wait a minute." Danzo Shimura grabbed his friend, with a tangled expression on his face. In the end, it was the feeling deep in his heart that pushed Uchiha Kagami into love, making him so absent-minded that he was in love.

The thought of "the laboratory losing its status" took over, so he gritted his teeth, pulled off the black stockings and put them on his head.

"...Pfft!" Sarutobi Hiruzen covered his mouth, "Danzo, you look so perverted."

"..." Danzo Shimura was almost furious, "Hurry up and put it on."

!”

"...Suddenly I don't want to wear it anymore. It's too ugly."

"???"

"Okay, okay, don't stare, I'll just wear it." Sarutobi Hiruzen curled his lips, and then silently put the black silk stockings on his head.

So, in public, on a quiet street, two living perverts were refreshed.

Sarutobi Hiruzen whispered to Shimura Danzo: "Did you see that little girl's bag? When the time comes, we will rush over and you grab her bag."

"Then what are you doing?" Danzo Shimura frowned - of course, because he was wearing stockings on his head, his expression was not clear.

"I attract their attention and create opportunities for you!" Sarutobi Hiruzen said seriously.

"But..." Danzo Shimura suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Don't hesitate, hurry up, it will be bad if someone else suddenly appears!" Sarutobi Hiruzen said as he pulled Danzo and ran over quickly.

"wait……"

At this moment, Danzo Shimura wanted to regret it, but it seemed that it was too late.

After a while.

The two Uchihas who were walking slowly suddenly heard the sound of rapid footsteps behind them. They were a little surprised and stopped at the same time and looked back, and then they saw...

"Ah!!!!!!" Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was wearing black silk stockings, suddenly let out a cry like a groundhog.

Uchiha mirror: "..."

Uchiha belt: "..."

Danzo Shimura: "..."

Don't ask why Shimura Danzo also joined the ellipsis camp. Even he was stunned for a moment by the noise. But fortunately, he reacted quickly and grabbed the white hand of Uchiha Mirror's blind date partner without thinking.

Small clutch.

——Succeeded!

——Very good, retreat! Then wait for the mirror to chase us!

The eyes of the two "robbers" were communicating like this.

That's right, Sarutobi Hiruzen's plan is to pretend to be a robber and rob him first. Then, the little girl must not be able to run fast, so the person chasing him must be the mirror. When they reach the corner in front, they will take off the stockings on their heads.

, talk about the matter again, and then let Jing go back with the "bag that he took all the trouble to get back", won't the favorability level go up?

Tacky?

That must be tacky.

But the problem is, the trick is not new, it just works!

No matter what era, heroes saving beauties are the best!

Of course, the premise is that the hero should be tall and handsome... otherwise "promise with one's body" may become "repay the favor in the next life".

But obviously, their junior brother Yu Zhi

The appearance of Bo Jing is very passable.

However……

"Hey!!!!"

With this sound, Shimura Danzo flew out.

Yes, just as Uchiha Sasuke complained, although the Uchiha belt looks petite and toothy, its strength value is really not low, and it also has amazing strength.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "..."

Just as he was about to run away, he subconsciously stopped and stared dumbfounded at his friend who was thrown directly to the wall. He felt a huge pain on his back that was similar to his own.

Then, he felt real pain.

Face hurts.

Because Uchiha Kagami knocked him away with one fist.

That's right, almost every Uchiha child has practiced kendo and other matters since childhood, and Uchiha Mirror is also a leader.

Poor Hiruzen Sarutobi was caught off guard and was knocked directly to his friend. When their eyes met, he saw this sentence from Shimura Danzo's eyes through his stockings -

Hiruzen, you tricked me again!!!

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "..." He wouldn't have suffered without him!

"Robbery in broad daylight?" Uchiha casually threw his bag to the side, raised his hand to push up his sleeves, and said with a frown, "Is there something wrong with these two people's minds?"

Uchiha Kage smiled and unbuttoned the chest button of his suit. Then, he threw the black suit he took off on the bushes beside him in a cool manner, and tugged on his tie.

"You dare to hurt my benefactor, Miss Daizi, in front of me. It's unforgivable. You should give her a good beating before sending her to the police station."

"Be careful." Uchiha clenched his fist, "Don't leave too obvious scars."

"Don't worry." Uchiha Mirror raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "When I was in high school, I was professional in this area." Because there were not many Uchiha in the school he attended, the high school environment was not so good when he first entered school~ But

After that, it was improved by him himself.

Shimura Danzo: "!!!" You Uchiha mirror! Sure enough, green tea is actually green! I always call "sensei" sweetly when nothing happens, but now the prototype has been exposed, right?!

Then, he was hit hard in the abdomen by Uchiha's fist.

"Ugh!!!" He spat out a mouthful of saliva in pain, but because he was wearing a "black silk hood," the saliva was all stuck on his face.

the other side.

Uchiha Kage also grabbed Sarutobi Hiruzen's shoulder, raised his fist and was about to smash it down.

"Wait a minute! Mirror

, It's me! It's me!!!" Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at the miserable state of the people next to him and shouted loudly.

"..." Uchiha Mirror's movements paused, and a look of confusion appeared on his face, "Brother Hiruzen?"

"Yes, yes!" Sarutobi Hiruzen hurriedly pulled the black silk stockings off his head, "It's me, it's me! Mirror, calm down! Do we have one? Let's talk!"

Uchiha, who had just punched three or four times in a row: "...Huh?"

She felt that something was not quite right, and subconsciously let go of her hand. Danzo Shimura immediately slipped to the ground, lying on the ground and retching again and again.

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the miserable condition of his little friend, and he was filled with fear.

"...Brother Hiruzen." Uchiha Kage frowned slightly, "Teacher, the salary and subsidies in the laboratory are very high. You work longer than me. In theory, you should get more money than me. Why?

Doing this kind of thing? Have you considered what kind of damage it will bring to the teacher's reputation once you are caught? Even if you really want to do it, you should at least disfigure it first and then change your name, right?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "..."

Danzo Shimura: "..."

Uchiha belt: "..."

Is this the point?!x3

Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't help but smile bitterly: So they can't win... They respect their teacher and worship their teacher. The younger brother simply regards his teacher as his own father... No, as a belief!

"No, no, you really misunderstood." Sarutobi Hiruzen knew that it was not possible to tell the truth now. He was worried that his junior brother would suddenly "help the teacher clear the family" and sink them to the south.

He Chuan...

"Misunderstand?"

"That's it." Sarutobi Hiruzen tried his best to keep his expression sincere, "When Danzo and I were going shopping, I accidentally saw you dating this young lady, so I thought... well, I'd like to help you a little bit.

Give it a try."

"Help us?"

"Just...create a chance for you to be a hero to save the beauty." Sarutobi Hiruzen laughed dryly, "We didn't plan to actually rob you, we just planned to lead you to the corner in front, and then return the bag to you, so that you can please this person.

A young lady’s.”

Uchiha Mirror: "..." The senior brothers are so boring... That's why the teacher likes him the most, right? (satisfied)

At this moment, Shimura Danzo finally panted and took off the black stockings on his head, and flicked him viciously at Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Hiruzen! If I believe you next time, I will be a pig.

!!!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "..." Well... Danzo... how many times can you say the same thing? Ten times.

That makes sense...

"In this way..." Uchiha Mirror vaguely believed it, because he really couldn't think of any other reason, just this kind of thing... He turned his head and looked at Uchiha Ozi, "Miss Ozi, look..." Miss Ochi is her benefactor.

, if she insists on pursuing the case, then he can only think about how to kill the family without affecting the reputation of the teacher.

"...Since he is an acquaintance of Mr. Mirror, let's forget it." Uchiha picked up the handbag that fell aside with some embarrassment, and gently patted the dust on it.

Anyway...

It was not her who was beaten.

It’s just that these two people’s brains do seem to be not very good. Is that really okay?

Uchiha Mirror breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank you, thank you." Sarutobi Hiruzen thanked him repeatedly.

Danzo Shimura let out a "tsk" sound and got up from the ground with a dark face.

At this moment, Uchiha Ouzi suddenly realized that something was not right——

"Wait a minute." She turned her head and looked at Uchiha Mirror, "Mr. Mirror, your laboratory is on holiday today, right?"

"Yes." Uchiha Mirror nodded, "What's wrong?"

"On a holiday day, two grown men, dressed in casual clothes, went shopping together in the dating area in the city..." Uchiha Daizi silently looked at the two senior brothers who were on a blind date.

emmmm……

Is this really okay?

"!!!"

Uchiha Mirror, Pupil Earthquake - Mr., Mr. Teacher's reputation and chastity will not be affected in any way, right???

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "..."

Danzo Shimura: "..."

The author has something to say: The senior brothers are suspected of having sexual orientation~

Yes, I am Danzo Kuro [seriously]
Chapter completed!