75, belt: I don't want to go on a blind date 52
Although he has no intention of falling in love at all, Uchiha has to admit that he is a little bit tempted...
She is a very curious person, or in other words, the entire Uchiha clan is like this. Well, she would be rated as a "black cat clan" by the cat mother. So, for things that she has not experienced? Or has had?
?, It’s completely understandable to have a little curiosity~
Another thing is that she is a writer (cat with chest upright and tail upright!).
Thanks to her recent blind date experience, she has accumulated a lot of material...
With this thought in mind, Uchiha silently opened his code file and took a look at what these are...
The gentle and sinister senior x the well-behaved and sensible junior (I’m sorry Shisui, but it’s really perfect for you?)
Habitual suicide?, a man who cannot see the light x a naturally optimistic and helpful little cat (Mr. Dazai?, You? scare me so much, I want to give you a little pleasure?, But? Isn’t that enough?)
Playboy x Steel Straight Man (Is it an illusion? Inexplicably, I want to see a man like Rin get fucked~)
Gentle person | Senior wife x arrogant and bratty junior (Itachi, I’m sorry, but... ahem, the combination of these two attributes is really cute!)
Orcs from the original world
The overbearing, arrogant and bratty school boy x is a senior who doesn’t know what this is like or the gentle and black-faced Onii-chan (I somehow feel that Sasuke is suitable for an older one~)
The polite, gentle and considerate idiot
!!)
The playboy guy x the overbearing CEO super-A guy (Humph, Mr. Izuna? Such an existence is suitable for being tortured a hundred times, a hundred times. In the future, as long as the male protagonist uses him as a prototype, he must always be tortured!)
Shy and gentle on the outside, crazy guy on the inside x naturally cute
Flame, I always feel that it would be a pity if the character based on him didn’t add some crazy attributes~ Crazy and Tianran are a perfect match!)
…
Look, these memes are all treasures!
It can be seen from this that mom and dad are right. Going out often to meet outsiders really helps.
benefit.
After nine blind dates, she accumulated a lot of material, and her thoughts surged like a fountain.
but……
This kind of Uchiha tape is also a little troublesome, that is, she always ends up with two people together. There is no way, she is really not good at writing love details, because she has no experience. She has tried to write before?, but,
Readers have said that "it doesn't feel real". So, isn't it time for her to break through the bottleneck?
for example?……
Let's talk about love or something...
However, falling in love in reality is really too troublesome. Comparatively speaking, online dating seems to be quite convenient. You can just turn on your phone and you’re in love, or you can play games together and you’re on a date. It’s super convenient...
However, if you just have such an idea to find someone to fall in love with online, it seems a bit rude, just like cheating on your feelings...
Um?
Bridge bean sack...
Uchiha Ochi suddenly remembered something? Then he silently opened a shopping website and entered keywords to search for a while.
"Yes!"
Her eyes sparkled and she looked straight at——
Virtual boyfriend, with optional attributes, will accompany you to enjoy a wonderful relationship of love ~
"Wonderful!"
Cheating on feelings? No, but she can spend money to experience the taste of love!
So she poked the customer service very decisively——
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: Hello? Okay.]
【love love virtual boyfriend shop: Kiss you? OK, what do you need? What service?】
Replied in seconds, not bad, very sincere.
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: I want to find a virtual boyfriend, what? At what price? 】
[love love virtual boyfriend store: As the link shows, the price is 5,000 yuan a day, which is guaranteed to be great value for money. If you buy it for more than seven days at a time, you can get a discount. 】
Uchiha made some calculations: It's cheap! If you really go out to fall in love, a meal would cost tens of thousands of yuan. For the price of one meal, you can have a two-day relationship, so it's not a loss, it's a good deal.
[Red bean cake Saigao: What do you have here? What type? 】
[love love virtual boyfriend store: There are all types of products, as long as you mention them, we can find them for you. 】
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: Okay, give it to me then? Someone with silver hair and looks very smart.]
[love Love Virtual Boyfriend Shop: Okay, wait a moment, I’ll ask the other party to take a photo for you. However, I’ve agreed in advance that since I’m a virtual boyfriend, I won’t show my face. 】
[Red bean cake competition: ok.]
the other side.
Men's dormitory of a university.
The blonde who was originally lying on the bed? The young man
He jumped up and shouted: "Sasuke, you? Is there a suit in the closet?"
The black-haired boy was lying on the other bed playing with his mobile phone? The young man turned his head and asked, "Yes, what's wrong?"
"I'm open! Now the other party needs photos, you? Lend me your suit and wear it!"
Uchiha Sasuke was stunned for a moment before he reacted. What did the other party mean by "opening"? What did he mean? He was stunned: "No, is there really such a stupid person?"
His roommate, Uzumaki Naruto, has an extraordinary background as can be seen from his surname, which is indeed the case. He is from the Uzumaki clan of the Country of Whirlpools. However, he came to Konoha to study abroad for various reasons when he was very young, and now
He has been officially naturalized and is no different from a serious Konoha citizen.
Since he was five years old, he has been living in the home of his distant cousin, who is very good to him. A few years ago, his cousin fell in love, and the man was also very good to him. What's even better is that the man seems to be the same as him.
He has blond hair and blue eyes, so when the three of them go out together, he is not so much his cousin's brother as he is the cousin's fiancé's brother.
It is said that both of them made it clear that even after they get married, Uzumaki Naruto can continue to live in their house until he wants to move out.
In every sense of the word, these three people are like a real family.
Such Uzumaki Naruto is actually not short of money. His hometown, his cousin, and his cousin's fiancé will give him enough pocket money every month. However, he always cannot make ends meet.
When they were not very familiar with each other at the beginning, Uchiha Sasuke saw his well-dressed roommate always eating instant noodles, and thought he had some bad habit, so he secretly warned himself to stay away from him. Later he found out that this idiot was just
Too kind? Donating, sponsoring, going to the welfare home regularly... all kinds of things, they are all normal.
Because of this, money is always tight.
He has no interest in idiots. He just accidentally buys too much when he comes back to eat. It would be a waste to throw it away, so he always asks "Hey, you? Do you want to eat?", hum, nothing else? What does it mean?
I just simply feel that wasting food is not a good idea.
Whenever this happens, Ga will come over with bright eyes, shouting "Sasuke, you are so good" while devouring it.
In addition to his studies, this idiot also occasionally works part-time to "supplement the family income." He has worked in a variety of occupations. He has many strange employment experiences that make people almost stunned and want to ask, "Are you bragging?"
?", however, his eyes were indeed sincere.
, no intention of lying at all.
Later, we got to know each other, and this guy would occasionally pull him to work together. As a cashier in a fast food restaurant, a waiter, a cleaner, etc... If you have to ask Uchiha Sasuke, how could he work while wearing hundreds of thousands of clothes?
How does it feel to work with an hourly salary of one or two thousand dollars?, he would answer -
"Okay."
To translate, when Uchiha Tsundere said "it's okay", he actually meant "it's quite interesting".
There is no doubt that Uchiha Sasuke likes to hang out with his roommates like this, living together, studying together, working together, and doing all kinds of "weird" things? This makes him feel free and comfortable. There is no doubt that Uzumaki
Naruto is a very contagious person, and he gave Uchiha Sasuke a glimpse of a life completely different from what he had seen so far.
No one can force an Uchiha, so Uchiha Sasuke is willing to go with him.
As a friend, Sasuke Uchiha naturally knows about any "employment trends" of Naruto Uzumaki. For example, last week, he opened a "Virtual Boyfriend" store on a shopping website without knowing which chord was wrong.
, 5,000 yuan a day, claims to provide various types of boyfriends, but in fact... well, he will be pretending to be one himself.
Uzumaki Naruto also enthusiastically invited Uchiha Sasuke to join, but was rejected with "cruel and ruthless?" (a certain golden retriever's language).
Uchiha Sasuke waited without interest for his friend's shop to be completely cool, but he didn't expect that a fool customer would come to his door today. It must be said that there are all kinds of wonders in the world, and it is not a legend that people are stupid and rich.
But?, it’s quite interesting.
So he watched with great interest as his friend jumped out of bed, hurriedly put on his black suit, bought various wigs before?, chose a silver one and put it on. Then, he raised his scissor hands and took a photo with his mobile phone.
He took a photo, covered his face with the picture, and sent it to the other party.
【love love virtual boyfriend store: Kiss, you? What do you think of this one?】
【love love virtual boyfriend store: pictures】
Uchiha tape:emmmm
She silently looked at the photo. The silver hair was indeed silver, which was perfect. But, was it an illusion? She always felt that the suit didn't fit her very well... That didn't matter. The most important thing was——
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: I always feel that I don’t look very smart...]
[Red Bean Cake Saigao: Are there any smarter silver-haired men? 】
Uzumaki Naruto: "..." After a moment of silence, he looked at his friend with a sad face, "Sasuke, after reading the photo, this lady
You mean me? I don’t look very smart!” He is obviously a top student? Come on...
Uchiha Sasuke raised his eyebrows: "Oh, my eyesight is surprisingly good."
"...Hey!" Uzumaki Naruto suddenly realized something, clasped his hands together and begged, "Sasuke! Help me! Please!!!"
"you mean?"
"Put on a suit and a wig? I'll take a photo for you and send it to you. Don't worry, I promise not to show your face!"
"Me? Refuse." Uchiha Sasuke turned over and turned his back to a certain golden retriever, expressing his rejection.
"Sasuke~~~Sasuke-chan~~~Kiss Sasuke~~~" Uzumaki Naruto then came close to him and squeezed his friend's shoulders and hit his back very smoothly.
Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Uzumaki Naruto, please have some face!
Facts prove——
When a person is completely shameless, he is invincible;
as well as,
Nature will always defeat arrogance.
Finally, Uchiha received another faceless photo. The person in the photo was tall, thin and tall. He was wearing a black suit that outlined his slender waist and long legs. At the same time, there was an indescribable aura all over his body.
He is an elite type and is indeed the type who looks smart at first glance.
...Although it looks a bit familiar, probably all good men are similar.
【love love virtual boyfriend store: Are you satisfied with this one?】
[Red bean cake competition: appropriate.]
So she decisively took pictures of the day's service.
[Hongdou Cake Saigao: I, look at you, the working hours described in your description are from nine in the morning to one in the evening, so let’s start tomorrow. 】
[love love virtual boyfriend store: Okay, this is the other person’s line number, you? Add it. 】
[Red bean cake competition: ok.]
The Uchiha leader quickly added the other party, and then found that the other party had changed his avatar very quickly to the faceless photo just now, and his line name was——
Silver Phantom.
Uchiha tape: "..." It seems a bit cool, but it also vaguely reveals point two...
After doing all this, she suddenly realized that she seemed to have accidentally let go of the game player's dove, and quickly crawled back. Sure enough, a group of people had been calling her for a long time.
[Shenwei: Sorry, sorry, I just went to do something. 】
【Disqualification in the world:soga~】
[Silver Thunder Fang: That’s good. 】
[Jiebao Tianxing: Hmm, nothing happened? Just an accident. 】
[Earth Blast Star: Ah, sorry, Teacher Kamui, I? Didn’t mean to think the worst...]
[Shenwei: It’s okay, it’s my fault, I disappeared without saying hello in advance. 】
[Disqualification in the world: Did you go to eat desserts temporarily again? 】
[Shenwei:...No, I just went to buy something on a shopping website. 】
[Silver Thunder Fang: That’s it. 】
[Shenwei: By the way, thank you for reminding me that you are unqualified in the world~]
【Human disqualification:?】
[Shenwei: I bought a virtual boyfriend for a day and planned to try online dating. 】
【Human disqualification:???】
【Earth Explosion Star:!!!】
[Silver Thunder Fang:…………]
Chapter completed!