Hatake Kakashi: "..." again?

Uzumaki Naruto: "..." Ah, ah?

Uchiha Sasuke: "..." Bean, bean paste?

Haruno Sakura: "..." Female, female?

Shisui Meow, Itachi Meow and Sasuke Meow: "???" What happened???

But then, just like Meow, a reminder suddenly appeared in their minds, that is, each cat has its own "forbidden things". Once triggered, it will uncontrollably transform into human form and temporarily lose its ability.

The ability to transform into a cat, the time is uncertain.

There is no doubt that the forbidden thing on the Uchiha belt is sniffing catnip.

At this moment, the hearts of the four cats are in tune——

Such an important thing should have been mentioned earlier!

What’s even more frightening is that no one knows what the forbidden things of the other three cats are. Even if you want to try, there are so many items in the world, and you really can’t try them without any clues.

But what is certain is that everything they have come into contact with in life so far, as well as catnip, is not.

Of course, the focus now is obviously not on these, but...

"Cat, the cat has turned into a human!!!" Uzumaki Naruto, who was lying on the ground, held his face in his hands, and his whole body was almost twisted into the famous painting "The Scream".

"Cold, calm down!" Meow, the duck sitting on the boy... No, the cat-eared girl waved her hands randomly, her whole face almost turned into the famous painting "The Crying Woman", the ears on the top of her head were completely fried, and the tail behind her

It was also blown up into a feather duster and turned into a five-speed electric fan, "Naruto, calm down!"

Hatake Kakashi couldn't help but thought: "Both of you, you need to calm down, right?" He looked at the frightened look of the blond disciple and the shocked expression of the black-haired disciple, and thought to himself - well, she didn't tell her about this.

Naruto and Sasuke?

"Anyway, anyway!" The cat-eared girl picked up Shisui Nya by the belt and began to drill into his abdomen, "Look for the time machine first! Just look for the time machine!"

Shisui Nyan looked helpless: "Nya." Sister Otoko, there is no such thing in my stomach! And don't start looking for this when you are nervous... After so many years, this problem has not changed at all.

For a while...

The two people who were frightened at the same time finally calmed down relatively.

"You..." Uzumaki Naruto, who finally stood up after getting rid of the fate of being "suppressed", pointed with trembling hands at the girl with black cat ears on her head, and made another confirmation with a look of disbelief on her face, "Is it Bean Sauji?"

"...Yes." Uchiha, who was standing opposite the blond boy, raised his fingers and scratched his cheek. Under the gaze of everyone in Class 7, he nodded uncomfortably and whispered, "Yes...it's me...

…”

"Where's the evidence?" Uzumaki Naruto stretched out his hand, with an expression on his face that said, "I won't believe it until you give me the evidence."

"...I really want to give you proof. Originally, I was able to freely transform between human and cat forms, but catnip seems to be...well, not a good thing for me, so I can't do it now."

Changed back." Uchiha said with tears in her eyes, and then she raised her finger and pointed at the other three cats, "If you don't believe it, ask Pudding Dumpling and Tomato, they all know about this." She was originally.

I wanted to say, "If you don't believe me, ask Kakashi-sensei," but then I thought, if little Sasuke knew that Kakashi knew about his "master" but didn't, it would cause trouble again, so... well, just shut up.

Shisui, Weasel, and Sasuke nodded at the same time, which proved this statement.

"So," Uzumaki Naruto pointed at Sasuke Nya, "can tomato sauce and the others turn into humans?"

"No, no, no," the Uchiha band waved his hands quickly, "They can't do it, only I can. I am like... a cat grandma." She maintained her previous statement to Kakashi to avoid any confusion due to different statements.

Roll over.

"Mother Cat?" Uzumaki Naruto tilted his head.

Uchiha Sasuke, who had been silent all the time, explained: "She is the current owner of the Uchiha clan's exclusive Ninja Cat Weapon Shop, a kind-looking... old woman with a human appearance." But he remembered that the Cat Granny's ears seemed to be removable.

Damn it, this girl in front of me...

Thinking like this, he suddenly raised his hand and grabbed the cat-eared girl's furry ears with a little pop of hair, and then pulled them out in front of everyone. After a moment, he made a sound of "ah",

He said with confirmation: "This can't be ripped off."

Uzumaki Naruto couldn't help but complain: "Sasuke, are you a devil?!" He actually wanted to rip off cat ears or something!

"...Why don't you try the cat tail?" Haruno Sakura couldn't help but muttered.

The black-haired boy's eyes then subconsciously fell on the cat's tail, which was not as feather duster-like as before but still a little fried due to the relaxed mood, and stared at--

"This, don't pull this!" Uchiha put his hands behind his back, nervously protecting his tail, "If you accidentally pull this out, you will bleed!" Although, although the tail is actually connected,

It's below the tail vertebra, but... this place is so bloody that it looks like it's been a thousand years of killing... Absolutely! Don't!

"Are you really a bean paste?" Uchiha Sasuke confirmed.

"Yes, it's me." Uchiha replied. As she spoke, the ears on top of her head trembled unconsciously, "If you don't believe me, you can ask me a few things that only 'Dousha' knows to confirm."

"...What did you eat this morning?"

"Because I was on the road, I ate a relatively dry meal. It was a sandwich filled with beef, cheese, tomatoes and fried eggs."

"What kind of pajamas did I change into the day before yesterday?"

"It's light blue with a cloud pattern on it. By the way, I'm wearing a green one with tomatoes on it these days."

"...It goes without saying." Uchiha Sasuke raised his hand to cover his mouth, as if he was a little embarrassed because of his childish pajamas (but he liked that one very much), and then said, "The last question, the first

Where were you when we first met?"

"...I was pushed down by the pudding dumplings, tomatoes, and the others. You didn't see me at first, right?"

After listening, the black-haired boy nodded to his teacher and teammates: "It is indeed bean paste, it can't be wrong. Only it knows these things." ... No, maybe we can't call it "it" now...

The little girl in front of her is called "she". Speaking of which, she has always used "human pronouns" when referring to other cats and herself. In other words, her self-understanding has never been

Are cats but humans?

Hatake Kakashi, who already knew this matter well, nodded: "Okay, I understand."

After passing through a slightly sluggish transition period, Uzumaki Naruto approached the cat-eared girl with a curious look on his face and asked curiously: "Douza-chan, are you going to change from the beginning?"

"...Yes, what's wrong?"

"Then why has it never changed in front of us?"

"Because, because I am a ninja cat, a cat's body is more convenient for me, and..." Uchiha Oichi raised his hand again and scratched his cheek, "Compared to humans, you are still more accustomed to getting along with cats.

Right?" This may not be the case for little Naruto, but it is certainly the case for little Sasuke. If they had approached the child as a human from the beginning, they would never have been accepted so quickly.

Having been deeply hurt by humans, it is difficult for him to open his heart to humans easily.

"No wonder you never want to take a bath with us." Uzumaki Naruto folded his arms and nodded repeatedly.

"Yes..." Uchiha smiled dryly.

"But he will still accompany us well when we sleep."

"..." What do you mean, kid?

It was okay for Uzumaki Naruto not to say this. As soon as he said it, his friend immediately remembered his previous "sexual harassment declaration"——

"Can you take off your clothes?"

"The clothes are a bit... no, they quite prevent me from rubbing your hair."

Uchiha Sasuke: "…………………………………………"

His face was filled with shadows, and he realized belatedly how... inappropriate things he had said to the cat-eared girl in front of him, and that night, he fell asleep holding her in his arms, which meant...

He used his common sense and the concepts taught to him by his parents in the past, and his magical brain circuits and logic ran wildly, and finally successfully came to a conclusion——

"I will be responsible."

Anyway, she has black hair and meets the standards.

As he spoke, he faced the cat-eared girl solemnly, bowed ninety degrees, and then added -

"But not now, I need to give me some more time."

Because the matter of revitalizing Uchiha comes second to that matter.

He didn't quite understand, but this sentence actually amounted to - after killing my brother, we will go back to our hometown and get married.

(Uchiha Itachi:???)

Uchiha tape: "???"

Uzumaki Naruto: "???"

Haruno Sakura: "..."

Hatake Kakashi slapped his forehead, picked up his student, and said with sincerity: "Sasuke, calm down. Although it looks like a human, this is a cat. Humans can't, at least they shouldn't.

..." It's over... This kid won't "go astray", right? Although it is a man's romance outside the world, don't practice it in real life!

Speaking of which, cats are quite capable of giving birth to a large litter at a time. With such efficiency, they might be able to quickly revitalize the Uchiha.

...No, what is he thinking about?

It's all Jiraiya-sama's fault. In the last postscript, he wrote something like "I've recently been thinking about writing stories about waifus like the cat-eared girl and the rabbit-eared girl"... which made him become good at imagining things.

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To be continued...