Chapter 296 The Scumbag's Rules of Coaxing Girls(1/2)
Chapter 296 The scumbag’s rules for coaxing girls
After coming out of the doctor's office, Zheng Zhaoxia believed that what Yu Mobai said was true.
There really is such a thing as carbon dioxide deficiency.
"Look, are you ignorant?"
Yu Mobai said with a smile, "There are no outsiders here, why should I lie to you?"
"Hey, you look down on your mother, don't you?"
Zheng Zhaoxia glared at him, "I told you, you bastard, take care of Mushu here, do you understand?"
"Deler."
Yu Mobai nodded, "You go back to the ward first, I'll go out and book a hotel for you."
About half an hour later, Yu Mobai came back. When he entered the ward, there were only a few women there, and the atmosphere seemed very harmonious.
But since he came in, several women gradually stopped talking.
Yu Xinran looked at the message on her phone. Although she knew that what Yu Mobai was going to say next was definitely something terrifying, her curiosity drove her to still want to hear it.
As for Zheng Zhaoxia, she would not take the initiative to speak out on this occasion.
Sitting on the chair, he thought of Dong Yike again, a year and a half had passed since his rebirth.
But now, when Ji Mushu makes some movement, he will take a look into the ward.
"Don't talk. If you talk again, you'll get out!"
"Uncle Ji, you smell like cigarette smoke. Stop polluting the air here."
Yu Xinran was listening to it with great interest in bed, but in the end, it turned into a ghost story. Although she was prepared in advance, she was still a little scared.
"No way, let me tell you a story, do you want to listen?"
"Mu Shu is quite caring about people."
"No time."
Yu Mobai nodded and left immediately, "I'm right outside. If you need anything, just call me."
"You damn scumbag, you are really sick. Why are you telling me this so late at night?"
Suddenly footsteps sounded in the room and stopped beside the bed. Yu Mobai sat down with a smile, "Answer quickly, am I real or fake?"
"If you don't accompany you for the trouble you caused, who will accompany you?"
Before replying, she closed the bedroom door and got into bed. She only felt safe when she was under the blanket. "You said."
"Ang, I'll accompany you."
He suddenly thought of the days he spent lying in the hospital before his rebirth.
In fact, sometimes a girl's closeness to a boy is subconscious.
"oops."
This smiling boy, except for the feeling of emotional security, is quite safe in other aspects.
Just like when your girlfriend is angry, she ignores you and doesn't talk to you, but when she needs help urgently, she will still find you as soon as possible.
He rarely thinks about things before his rebirth.
"At night, a large group of tomb robbers came back from the underground, except for the big boss."
Ji Mushu lowered his eyes and said after a while, "I don't need you to stay with me in bed, so you can go too."
She didn't even dare to open her eyes and look out the window, for fear that someone with a face covered in blood would be staring at her.
February in Shengjing is still winter.
"The big boss grabbed the woman and ran away. As he ran, he said, "Go quickly. Except for himself, everyone else died below. They are not human beings."
If you have something to say, just say it. If you have to say nothing, you won't give any response.
After Yu Mobai typed it, Yu Xinran stopped replying at all.
"I'm outside your house."
Ji Mushu struggled to get away and pushed him out of the bathroom, "Get out."
Human beings all have emotions and desires, otherwise how would we call them human beings?
Yu Mobai didn't bother to say anything anymore. He opened the door and returned to the cold corridor. When he closed the door, he tightened it to prevent the cold air from outside from entering the ward.
Yu Mobai chuckled, "Okay, I've already booked your room, and the key card is with my mom."
Yu Xinran replied quickly, and she knew she was still asleep at a glance.
"Why did you come out?"
She remembered clearly that at the last moment before she fell into coma, she would still subconsciously look for him.
"Hey, come again."
The garbage blown by the wind outside will also make some noise from time to time, as if someone is walking around.
Yu Mobai walked to the hospital bed and sat down, "It would be inappropriate not to fight."
He was startled, and his adrenaline surged instantly. He had just finished telling a ghost story and it would have shocked anyone.
Ji Mushu said nothing and returned to bed silently.
Yu Mobai typed loudly.
"The big boss is dead?" Yu Xinran asked.
"It's a story about tomb robbing."
He vaguely remembered that as long as he coughed slightly, Dong Yike would run in to observe the situation.
"You have to listen to it yourself. I just want to ask you a question. Did that woman choose to believe her husband or those tomb robbers in the end?"
When he turned around, Ji Mushu was leaning on the bed and staring at him.
"Do you have to see me cry to be happy?"
Yu Mobai chuckled, "Since you care about me so much, can I tell you a story?"
Ji Mushu looked at him with a cold, delicate face.
After hearing this, Yu Mobai rushed in quickly, "What's wrong?"
The hospital was not very warm to begin with, and there were almost no people in the corridor, making it even more cold.
Yu Mobai curled his lips and said, "Rinse for a while longer, otherwise it will easily cause blisters."
"Just lie down and I'll wipe it."
"Ouch, nest grass."
In such a gloomy environment, coupled with Yu Mobai's language, Ji Mushu's goosebumps rose.
The first thing Ji Mushu said was to hold him accountable, "Not only are they here, Uncle Yu and Aunt Zheng are also here."
Even if two people quarrel or have conflicts, their subconscious reactions and actions will not deceive others.
"Oh, it feels like it's the first day you met me."
Ji Mushu knew that Yu Mobai was of course true. After he came over, his nervousness eased a lot and he dared to open his eyes.
Yu Mobai didn't dare to struggle, the more he struggled, the more painful it became.
"I'm afraid you'll freeze to death."
Yu Mobai said reluctantly, "After biting him, you turned your back and refused to recognize anyone?"
"Fuck, I'm so bored."
Yu Xinran sent a lot of emoticons, including curses, bombs, excuses, machetes, etc.
Yu Mobai pushed a few people out of the ward, "That's it, Dad, drive carefully."
Just like Ji Mushu, even if she doesn't know anything about Yu Mobai now, she still doesn't know what the relationship between the two is.
It happened that Ji Zhigang and Yu Shengjin came back from smoking. When they heard that they wanted to sleep with them, Ji Zhigang immediately said that he would be the first to stay.
Once I think of these, the horrible memories can't stop flooding into my head.
Then he sent another message, "Can you protect yourself a little bit? Unless I call you after midnight, no matter if you hear a dog barking outside the door, a knock on the door, or a child crying, you are not allowed to open the door.
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"It was freezing cold outside, and strong winds kept roaring by, causing the tent to tilt around. The woman desperately held on to the tent to save it."
Damn, I was so excited about what I just said, I didn't even notice Ji Mushu came out.
After saying that, he slammed the door of the ward and suddenly the room became quiet again.
The corridor is empty in the early morning. In fact, many of the short stories in the storytelling sessions usually describe some strange things that happened in the hospital at midnight.
Ji Mushu straightened up and said with red eyes, "I don't want to see you now."
To be continued...