"No... no emperor?" I asked in surprise, where is the golden-armored dog emperor? The dog emperor is not here, Song Wanyi, Han Shanshan, grandma and the others are not here either? Zhao Qian and her mother must have followed him.
The people in clothes left, and they arrived at the right place, but I led a group of people to another area. This time it was better, I got lost.
"How big are you, Emperor? That was all thousands of years ago. You are the Emperor. This is an autonomous region. There is no emperor who is not an emperor." Liu Bin chuckled.
"Okay... Looking at what the brothers are wearing, it seems that there is no imperial system anymore. Do you know of any place where this ancient imperial system is still implemented? And there are heavenly soldiers and generals and so on?" I asked quickly.
"Heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals...the ancient imperial system? Well...this is not very good. The sky is huge. What kind of things are there? We are only in an autonomous region. There may be some self-proclaimed king outside. Maybe you are asking about the future
The land of civilization is also unknown, but it doesn’t matter, I can tell you, there will definitely be none of your ghosts within ten thousand miles... Hey, you are in the lower world, are you still living in the era of eating hair, drinking blood, and sleeping in animal skins? "
He Dou laughed like a duck and patted me who was dumbfounded.
After listening to this, I suddenly felt confused. So, I have to 】】】】either I came to the wrong place, or I was too far away from the emperor. Otherwise, how could there be no news about the Dog Emperor?
Anyway, I have no choice but to follow Yang Zhenglin to Guanzhong City and try my luck again. Maybe there is some old scholar there who can explain to me the truth of this world.
These three people didn't make things difficult for me any more, and they even started chatting with me on the way. They were quite friendly, because they were all of the same age. So they all had the same language, but these three people were extremely lustful, and a few words were indispensable.
There are some naughty jokes, and sometimes there are many things about seizing and humiliating girls in the city, which is extremely disgusting.
Moreover, the three of them thought that I didn't know ancient proverbs, and occasionally talked about women from the lower world, such as Zhao Xianguan and Shang Wanqiu, and their words were quite insulting to women.
"One day, the boss wanted to ask you, what is the relationship between the two female monks who went up to the world with you, and you?" When he was about to enter the fog, Yang Zhenglin finally asked me, Shang Wanqiu and Zhao Xianguan.
I smiled awkwardly, and then said: "To be honest with you, boss, the one with white hair is the eldest wife of my family. She is a ghost cultivator. She is more than three hundred years old. She has a violent temper and is extremely vicious. She kills people at will.
And she has intermittent amnesia and doesn’t recognize people. Several times when we were there, I accidentally killed her when I was sent to her. By the way... I heard that her previous two wives died violent deaths. Boss, is it possible that this is the case for you?
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"Ah?!" Yang Zhenglin's face suddenly sank, and He Dou and Liu Bin both turned pale. Yang Zhenglin asked unwillingly: "Isn't it right? There is such a thing? Could you be lying to me?"
"Hey, why should I lie to you? She is a ghost cultivator and is over three hundred years old. How can you expect her to think normally?" I said with an unpretentious expression. He Dou's eyes widened and he said to Yang Zhenglin in ancient proverbs:
"We are all different and have different mentality. It is indeed true. Boss, this matter needs to be carefully observed. We all have lives, so we must check it. Besides, friends and wives cannot be bullied. Since Xia Yitian has used it, we can't use it.
The rest."
"What do you know? He is not our brother yet. The key is his situation. How will the city introduce policies? If we want to kill him, then we can consider how to deal with his two wives!" Liu Bin immediately He retorted, and then said to Yang Zhenglin: "Boss, our eldest wife may be fierce, but I think that wife is as tender as water. When we arrested their husband and wife, they refused to let go. She must have a temperament that hides her affection. And you think about it. , That’s a wife, a wife!”
"You're good, I'll ask again." Yang Zhenglin was excited, but when he saw me looking at him seriously, he coughed twice, calmed down his emotions, and said: "One day, your eldest wife turned out to be so vicious. ?Then you still dare to be like her on weekdays? There is no place to vent this firepower... But looking at your pale face, you are deficient in Qi. It is obvious that the virtual fire is rising, and your voice is deep. It should be that the true yang is exhausted. I am sure. It's because of excessive sexual indulgence, so this anger...is it all directed at my wife?"
After listening to Yang Zhenglin's probing, I almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on the ground. I'm still a virgin. What does it mean to be short of energy? It means excessive use of magic. My cultivation has fallen like this. How can I still exude the power of a king? When you are angry, your voice is as loud as a bell?
So I rolled my eyes at Yang Zhenglin and said, "Oh, let me be straight. Don't look at my wife's temper, but actually... she has a lot of problems... Don't just look at her appearance, in fact she is a girl with a male body." Heart, two complementary entities, every time I think of this, I feel uncomfortable and suddenly lose interest, can you understand?"
Yang Zhenglin looked shocked, and He Dou and Liu Bin were also extremely surprised, as if they didn't know what my daughter's body and my man's heart meant.
"Could it be that my brother's is a fake phoenix?" Yang Zhenglin suddenly asked.
"That's pretty much what it means, but the difference is much bigger." I shrugged, somewhat scornful of this method.
Yang Zhenglin couldn't think of anything, and the other two people, let alone the other two, all thought about some lilies. It can be seen that usually their thoughts are only focused on the lower body.
Seeing that they couldn't guess, I could only say: "A man takes over a woman's house, can you understand this?"
"Oops! Oh my god! One day, big brother, this... such strong taste!" After figuring out what it means for a man to seize a woman's house, Liu Bin almost fell to the ground.
He Dou suddenly swallowed his saliva and took a few steps away from me. His eyes were obviously a little more distant from this 'wonderful person' like me.
Yang Zhenglin shook his head, patted my shoulder, and sighed: "Oh... one day, brother, there are always all kinds of rubbish things in life, look away, don't think too much, if one day you are tortured to death by the eldest wife Yes, the boss will burn incense for you, but if you give in to your wife, just continue to be with your wife. We brothers can get together to drink together occasionally, but if we have a few ideas about brothers, the brotherhood will come to an end. Already."
"Don't worry, boss, I will supervise myself and this will never happen." I said sincerely, laughing secretly in my heart.
"Okay, let's not talk about these things. I found that there are still quite a few monks in this group. The boss and I and several brothers don't have spouses yet. Even if the grades are worse than those two of yours, it is still acceptable. We will get to know each other by then. Don't I forgot to introduce you." Yang Zhenglin said to me as if he understood.
"Relationships, let them take their own course. A good-looking person may not necessarily be a good match, but a suitable one is the best, right?" I laughed.
"That's it, gold and jade are on the outside, and the losers are on the inside, just like your two eldest wives. Hey, have you experienced it now?" Liu Bin laughed, and finally gave He Dou a push and said: "Okay, don't add insult to injury.
One day my brother felt very pitiful."
"You three are almost done. The thick fog ahead is caused by the turbulence of time and space. Although it is not a big problem, it will still blow to other places if you are not careful. Please be careful and use ropes to pull it up so that it does not scatter." Yang Zhenglin said.
, took out a rope, trapped everyone together, and then walked into the fog.
Sure enough, it was the same as Yang Zhenglin's. After we entered the turbulence of time and space, it was as if we had hit a hurricane. The whole person was almost floating. I could only try my best to follow Yang Zhenglin's flight, while the other two also frowned, facing the time and space.
The turbulence is nothing to look at.
About ten minutes later, I felt a lightness all over my body, and I immediately came to the top of a fruit forest. This fruit forest was not big, and the trees were not widely spaced. There was only one tree every ten steps, but the fruits planted on it were as big as watermelons, and the branches were
Pressed to the ground, it looked like durian to me, but I wasn't sure.
Outside the orchards there are wheat fields, all golden, and behind the wheat fields is a county town.
Yang Zhenglin told me that this county seat is Guanzhong City. Looking at the size of the city, I secretly thought that this could also be called a city? However, there are high-rise buildings in the urban area. At night, lights will definitely be everywhere, which shows that it is prosperous.
, I couldn’t tell whether I was abroad or already in the upper realm.
"Hey, it's a blessing that we took you away from the turbulence of time and space. If it were any other monk, I'm afraid you would have ended up in the wilderness and suffered a lot. I'm afraid you might not be able to get here in ten days and a half." He Dou said.
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"Oh, then I have to thank the boss and the two brothers for their great help." I thanked him quickly, and then asked: "I see that Guanzhong City is bigger in size than the cities in the lower realm, and the population doesn't seem to be much."
"Yes, the population is not too large, around 200,000, but it is still a big city nearby." Liu Bin told me.
Chapter completed!