Chapter 196: Incense
I quickly went to the guest room to look for the two brothers and Zhao Yu, but I didn't find them there. The fish belly was not even white that day, so where did they go so early?
I took out my Samsung phone and dialed Liao Zhao's number.
"One day? You finally made the call. You should show love to the King of Nanyue. We brothers really can't serve this guy anymore. Let's take his soul back, okay? We don't need his protection anymore."
Liao Zhao said loudly on the other end of the phone.
"What's going on?" I heard something wrong. Where have these two people gone now?
I glanced left and right, damn, where is my off-road vehicle?
"The King of Nanyue asked us to take him to a brothel in the middle of the night. We saw that there was nothing going on in the Taoist temple, so we had to take him there, but the scandal was big enough! He often called him a king, and we were all
He is your slave, and he is supposed to serve him. If he neglects him, he will be beaten. Killing the two of us is like squeezing ants to death. Alas, now we have spent 200,000 yuan at Longcheng Nightclub!
He has twenty sisters, and now he is still there watching them dance! We are going to go to a hot spring soon. We don’t know where there are hot springs in the south. It seems that we have to go to a sauna club, and he is going crazy with it!"
Liao Zhao didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It was hard enough to pay the bills and serve others.
"Then what's the point of driving away my SUV?" There are no people who dare to come to the Sixian Taoist Temple to steal cars, right? There are evil ghosts everywhere, and I still have the key.
"It's none of our business. We gave the King of Nanyue a good beating and agreed to drive a pickup truck to take him to a brothel. But the guy insisted on driving your good one, so we let the two of us pry open the car and take a ride.
The line is turned on and the truck is driving! We left the key to the pickup truck on the tribute platform of the main hall for you." Liao Zhao said embarrassedly.
I was so angry. It seemed that the off-road vehicle was going to undergo maintenance again. Zhao Yu was simply crazy. He really regarded himself as the King of South Vietnam!
But it’s good that the Liao brothers are fine. Now I just feel sorry for the hundreds of thousands. Besides, the Liao brothers are protected by the Corpse King, so I can rest assured and can only say: "Let’s stabilize him first. I still have things to do today.
You two and Zhao Yu, tell him not to go too far. If he dares to be a monster again, I will accept him later. If there is anything, you two can call me directly. It is almost early in the morning, and he will be tired by then.
Take him directly back to the Taoist temple to sleep."
"Okay, okay, that's up to you." Liao Zhao could only agree repeatedly.
Zhao Yu had received my order before. Although this corpse king was rebellious, he still obeyed the order and did not dare to go too far. Otherwise, the Liao brothers would have been killed by him at the first sight. It is very good to be able to do this now.
Besides, I was also drunk when I heard Liao Hong singing in the nightclub over there. I really didn't know who the three of them were, so I just let them relax, but I felt sorry for my off-road vehicle.
I took the keys to the pickup truck, released Xijun and Daimei to protect my safety, and drove to Lijiazhuangzi.
The rune that disappeared during the day was activated, and I put a copper coin in my mouth. I hid my breath before I dared to drive, otherwise I was really afraid that the zombie would come to find me.
There were not many people keeping vigil at Zhuangzi, but there were quite a few tables. There were more than thirty tables at the count. With so many tables for leisurely meals, the Li family could be considered a famous family in Dalong County.
I took out a bunch of incense from my cowhide backpack and walked into the lobby of Li's house.
Li Ruizhong was chatting with several brothers there. A group of sisters and his mother were keeping vigil in the mourning hall. There were many immediate family members, but most of them were sleeping. The Li family suffered a loss. The head of the family was actually plotted to death. Now in the mourning hall
There are three or five masters inside, and there are several masters from outside the county that I have never seen before. They are all ready to deal with unexpected things at any time. No, when I came to Li's house, I also had the idea of escape.
When it gets bright, there are so many Taoist masters here. I don't believe what the zombie master dares to do to me.
Mr. Li's coffin was very luxurious, and ordinary people couldn't afford it. I took out four sticks of sandalwood incense sticks I bought at the Xuanmen Market for 100 yuan each, dipped them in the kerosene in the saucer, flicked them out, and knelt down on the futon to worship.
Three times.
I inserted three sticks in the front of the coffin and one in the back. A few relatives who were awake returned the favor, and then I walked out.
I opened my yin and yang eyes from a distance and scanned. There were several masters there, including Kong De from the Kong family. He saw my dodgey eyes. He had planned to kill me last time during the incident with Zhang Dongliang. Now he sees me.
He was still jumping around, maybe he was trembling inside.
Now that I am involved in bad things, if Comte doesn't bother me, there is no need for me to trouble him.
Zhang Yufang saw me and nodded to indicate that she saw me coming, while Zhang Fei on the other side saw me and immediately ran over.
"Brother Tian! Hehe, here we come!" Zhang Fei came to my table and sat down.
It was now around seven o'clock, and this boy came quite early. I calmly spit out the copper coins and said, "Here you come. Were you here all night?"
"Yes, I chatted with Brother Li last night and accompanied the vigil. Brother Wang also came for a while and went back in the evening." Zhang Fei said.
Wang Yuanyi is a member of the Xuan police system, and he was busy with official duties and did not follow the vigil.
"Is everything okay?" I asked anyway. After all, the zombie master had come to see me, and he probably had come to see Li Ruizhong before. It was too easy to kill people silently. Huge Pit System.
However, I couldn't contact him when it came to Juhun. It seemed that Zhou Shan was highly suspicious of anyone who could do such a thing.
"Brother! You're finally here. How come, I didn't see you last night?" Li Qinghe stood beside him.
The one wearing Xiao couldn't sit on the stool, so Li Qinghe stood and chatted with me.
"What can I do? My head is pinned to my waistband, so I won't be able to see you anymore." I briefly explained the battle last night, including the matter of Sun Chongyang being a model for me.
Li Qinghe and Zhang Fei laughed heartlessly, feeling very relieved. They also turned on Bluetooth on their phones and begged me to send them some classic photos to save their lives.
I told them not to spread it randomly and sent two or three to them respectively. Seeing that Li Qinghe was actually happy, I said with some warning: "Brother Qinghe, didn't your father just pass away? Is it okay to be so happy?"
Don’t forget, Li Poxiao is still alive.”
Li Qinghe disagreed: "My eldest brother, the younger generation of the Li family's Qingwei borrowing method, I am the best at it. You have also seen it. Now I am the heir of the Li family. The Xuanmen above have given instructions.
From now on, I will succeed my father and become the leader of the Li family. Who the hell dares to talk behind my back? Besides, this is a funeral, isn’t it! You Li Poxiao? Haha, don’t know whether he is dead or alive, just standing in front of me,
I’m not afraid of him now.”
"Dig Tong, you are now the head of the four great families in Dalong County! I still have to look at the eyes of my ancestors!" Zhang Fei sighed, he is not above or below the Zhang family. Although his ancestors admire him, Zhang Yufang does not
If you step back, you won't be able to get up.
I smiled and didn't want to hit Li Qinghe too hard. His father had just passed away and he was a little uncertain about joy and sorrow.
"Fei, how old are you? I'm already in my thirties, can you compare with me?" Li Qinghe patted Zhang Fei on the shoulder, as if he was someone who has come before.
Not to mention, Li Qinghe is indeed older than us. Apart from always liking to run away like me, he is quite reliable.
We are now the four major Paopaos in Dalong County. I am Xia Paopao, he is Li Paopao, and Wang Yuanyi and Zhang Fei are also afraid of death, but they are afraid of death because they are smart. In fact, for idiots of this age,
Just Li Poxiao and Sun Chongyang.
Of course, there is also Zhao He in the hospital.
The younger generation is beginning to take power, and the older generation is about to withdraw from the stage of history.
Just then, outside Zhuangzi, a Taoist priest dressed in tatters came carrying an empty scabbard.
Li Qinghe and I's expressions changed drastically, and our faces immediately turned green. Zhang Fei also had a bad expression, and everyone around him who knew this Taoist priest all looked surprised.
When I first saw Li Poxiao now, I felt down and out.
He was holding a bunch of simple incense sticks, which I guessed were sold at street stalls for one yuan. There were blood stains on his face and hands, and his clothes had several holes. One sleeve was missing, making it strong and sloppy.
The arms were exposed.
One of Li Poxiao's eyes was half-closed due to swelling, and the other eye was forced open to look at us, losing its original worldly color.
The invincible hero Li Poxiao actually got to this level?
We were speechless and at the same time, we couldn't help but have tears in our eyes.
"Brother, are we too cruel? It seems that he didn't kill my father, so should we kill him?" Li Qinghe sighed, feeling a little pity for Li Poxiao.
"This is Li Poxiao, the number one Xuanmen monk in the county? No way, Brother Tian!" Zhang Fei stood up in a whoosh.
I shook my head. It didn't seem easy to get out of this ghostly coffin. Moreover, after entering the underworld, there are countless evil spirits. If you encounter it, you will have a narrow escape. He, a Taoist monk who does not have a peach wood sword and has run out of blue talisman magic salt, can
How long will it last?
Are you afraid that you won’t have a penny left on you?
Li Poxiao saw us, but ignored us. He limped to Li Ruizhong's coffin, knelt down, took out four sticks of incense and lit it: "Brother Li, I didn't expect that day to last forever. Come at dawn."
, offered incense and left. After leaving, I don’t know when I can see you again. Brother Li, Huangquan is very precious. If he meets Huangquan, let’s drink from it together.”
"Drive them away. Li Poxiao has revived his body. We don't know what he is planning, and we don't know what he wants to do. But he is definitely not an ordinary guy. He is in trouble today, what about tomorrow? What about the day after tomorrow?" I looked at Li Qinghe and the day after tomorrow.
Zhang Fei, what I think of is what he did before. Even if I don't understand his thoughts, his actions are always unforgivable, right?
Why is it that I am evil and he is righteous? If he revived Zhang Yidan through a dead body, is he not evil?
Several times, Li Qinghe died in the middle of investigating him, but he came to his senses as soon as he reminded me.
He gritted his teeth and walked over: "Li Poxiao, I don't know what your relationship is with my dad, but our Li family doesn't welcome you anymore. Come and burn incense for my dad and then leave. I'll let you go this time.
Chapter completed!