Chapter 13 Near Vermilion Zhe Chi(1/2)
jingle!
The doorbell rang and a burly figure walked into the room.
Qin Yu put his hands in his pockets, ignored the smiling shop owner, and just frowned and looked around alone.
Seeing this, the store owner followed Qin Yu and spoke.
"What is this guest looking for?"
"Me? I'm looking for a beating."
"So it's just looking for a beating...ah?"
At this time, Qin Yu finally stopped, ignored the surprise expression of the shop owner, and instead praised him first.
"Your shop is quite big!"
"That's it, that's it. I can't say anything else. My store is definitely the largest in the industry nearby."
"I can see that, then you should have a lot of goods."
"Even if you open your mouth, as long as it is available on the market, I will definitely bring it out for you."
"Oh, that's good."
Qin Yu, who had scratched his hair and had already visited several stores, felt a little thirsty.
"Then let's have a bottle of fruit juice first."
"Ah? Fruit juice?"
"Yes."
"Sorry, no."
"No? That Coke?"
“No, either.”
"There is always mineral water?"
This time the boss simply stopped answering, but just shook his head slightly, and Qin Yu rolled his eyes when he saw this scene.
"Damn! There is no mineral water? You have the nerve to say that you have all the goods!"
"Nonsense! I am a shroud shop! Is it strange if there is no mineral water?"
Pointing to the wreath beside him, the shop owner looked unkind.
"Are you buying things? Are you here to find fault? Don't buy them!"
"Don't be angry. Those who do business should be more concerned about peace. I didn't say I won't buy it. Do you sell candles here?"
"Sell, white, 25 per piece."
"So expensive? Are your wax made of gold or candlesticks made of gold?"
"It's expensive? I'm already the market price! You think it's expensive! I don't think it's profitable! You don't even look at it! There are several pure slurry candles on the market! These are all made of pure wax melt!"
The owner of the shop who no longer wants to do business with Qin Yu has also become unkind.
"Do you buy it or not? Don't disturb me from doing business if you don't buy it!"
"Buy it, if you are the real one, of course I'll buy it."
He picked up a white candle and Qin Yu looked at it carefully.
"I said to the boss, if I go back after buying it, I find it's a fake......"
"If this is fake! I ate it on the spot!"
"Okay! That's what you said!"
Qin Yu smiled when he heard this, and suddenly used force with both hands, breaking the candle with a snap.
"Look! Fake...it's really true."
Looking at the pure candle that is consistent inside and outside, Qin Yu smiled embarrassedly.
The stunned shop owner suddenly grabbed the funeral banner beside him, pointed it at Qin Yu's head and smashed it.
"You fuck me candle, right?
"Don't fight! Don't fight! Ouch! Stop and stop!!!"
Qin Yu, who had been hit several times in a row, did not feel the pain, but the mourning banner was interrupted.
"I'll pay money, can't I pay money?"
After taking out the money from your pocket and buying it together with the candle and banner, Qin Yu smiled and came to the boss.
"Boss, do you want to do a big deal if I have?"
The boss's eyes twitched when he heard this. He really didn't want to do business with this guy.
But if you have money, you don’t make a bastard. After thinking about it, the boss still couldn’t bear to refuse this so-called big business.
"Tell me, what business?"
"I want to order a coffin."
"Oh? Coffin? Are there any requirements?"
"Of course there is! First of all! I want a flip!"
"turn……"
"Then, you install two speakers for me inside, and put two marquee lanterns outside, and the kind of colorful lights, and then make me a vibration receiver. If someone passes by, the kind of person will start it on its own! Can you do it?"
The shop owner, who gradually had no expression on his face, suddenly squinted his eyes and smiled when he heard this.
"Yes! Don't say it's a flip! I can make it a fold for you! It's so boring if someone passes by! I'll install two bombs for you below! As soon as someone passes by, you break out of the grave with a bang! He can also take him away while scaring him! What do you think?"
"Hiss! A fellow man! This is great!"
"Okay, uncle! Get out! Get out! Get out!!!"
The broken grave banner in his hand was smashed, and the shop owner chased out of the store for hundreds of meters before he stopped breathlessly.
Qin Yu, who had been hit by more than a dozen more times, whispered while whispering to the boss's lack of business, while scanning the surroundings.
The shop owners on both sides who were watching the fun looked up and looked up when they saw this situation. None of them dared to look at him.
Seeing this, Qin Yu suddenly turned around and looked at the vendor beside him, which scared him so much that he stood up straight on the spot and did not dare to move.
He smiled and came over, Qin Yu's expression was so ambiguous.
"What are you selling, this guy?"
"melon…………"
"Gu? I didn't realize that I'm still from the frog tribe! I almost thought you were from the dog tribe!"
The vendor looked up at his dog's ears when he heard this, but did not dare to speak up.
"How did you sell this melon?"
"This melon doesn't have any money."
"ah?"
"But my melon is not new."
"It's okay! I just like eating something that isn't fresh!"
"I'm not sweet."
"Just quench your thirst, I won't pick it."
"Brother!!! This is a small business! It's not easy to do a business! Why don't I give you a hundred! You can go to the fruit shop opposite to take a look! There are so many melons there!"
Seeing Qin Yu pestering so hard, the vendor almost cried.
Qin Yu actually didn't have the intention to tease him because the kid provided him with too little energy and it would not be worth the loss.
50 was pulled out of his pocket and Qin Yu handed it to the vendor.
"Buy a melon, a big one."
The vendor was ecstatic when he heard this and hurriedly picked out the largest one from his basket. He didn't even ask for money and stuffed the melon into Qin Yu's hands.
"I'm giving it to you! Let's go!"
"You! Who do you think of me, Qin Yu, as a person! Do I care about your broken melon? You can even give it to me!"
Qin Yu felt that his personality was seriously insulted, so angry that he suddenly picked up the melon and snapped it into several mouthfuls, and bit it into two pieces on the spot.
Such a domineering scene scared the vendors silly.
This is not a fault for the hawkers, and they are so shocked to see others eating melons.
The reason why he was so surprised was because he sold pumpkins!
Chewing raw pumpkins with big mouths, Qin Yu walked towards the shop next to him with a fierce look.
To be continued...