Chapter 180
Sheng Tingye opened the notebook on the cover of the kraft paper and wrote a few powerful words on it with a fountain pen: ‘Summary of the skills of chasing women’.
Situ Xuan almost laughed after glanced at him.
"Second Brother Sheng, Second Brother Sheng, outsiders say that you are as cold as an iceberg. Why do I think you are like a silly and sweet? You can only understand the skills of chasing women, but not express it in words. Why are you taking notes?"
Sheng Tingye said expressionlessly: "Everything has rules to follow, and it is natural to pursue women. Not only do I have to take notes, I will also do linear analysis later, horizontally and vertically compare multiple parties, and increase sample data to comprehensively judge the rationality and feasibility of your teaching skills."
"No way... it's necessary to be so serious?"
If you don’t know about Brother Sheng’s attitude, you might think that he is studying the rationality and feasibility of a project worth tens of billions of dollars. Situ Xuan suddenly felt under great pressure.
"I do anything so serious."
Sheng Tingye raised his eyes, with a little warning: "So you'd better teach me seriously. If it doesn't work, you'll be done."
Situ Xuan felt a little nervous.
Based on his understanding of Sheng Tingye, men are by no means joking.
It seems that Brother Sheng was really anxious this time. I didn’t expect that his dignified little wife would have something to do, so he just took it like this in just a few seconds!
"Ahem!"
Situ Xuan cleared his throat and said seriously: "Since that's the case, I will teach you all the things I have learned in my life. As long as you do what I said, it will be effective."
Sheng Tingye frowned slightly, his handsome face was full of expectations, and he urged: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!"
"Before I start speaking, I want to make an announcement that I have had many girlfriends and tried them in various types, so the sample is sufficient and you don't need to question my professionalism."
Situ Xuan thought that his love history was not as rich as the top, but it was more than enough for Brother Sheng, who had only had a relationship and was eventually dumped.
"There are two kinds of situations to pursue women. One is to spend money to pursue them, and the other is to spend time chasing them. With my status and status, 99% of women do not need us to pursue them at all, so they come to the door themselves. But there is still one percent left, which is something we can't even spend money to chase them, and it requires a lot of thought. Obviously... your little white flower ex-wife is the type who lives in a dream, does not know the sufferings of the world, and true love is paramount, and requires you to spend a lot of thought to pursue them."
When talking about Chu Zhixin, Situ Xuan couldn't help but shake his head again.
What he feared most in his life was a type of little flower bud, Chu Zhixin. If they don’t talk to you about money, they will talk to you about feelings. This is the most difficult and dangerous. Once he gets caught in it, it will be a catastrophe.
Brother Sheng’s second brother is only in the early stage of his symptoms and is already very "weird". Is this going to the late stage?
Therefore, he never touches a type like Chu Zhixin!
Sheng Tingye nodded in agreement: "Yes, she is like this. The fool who lives in her dreams is clamoring to draw a clear line with me and the Sheng family. She has no idea how dangerous it is outside. How can such a fool chase after him?"
"It's very simple, just remember the Six-character Art."
Situ Xuan shared unreservedly: "One tangle, two waves, three waves, four smash, five shut up the net!"
Although Sheng Tingye was confused when he heard this, he still took notes obediently and ordered Situ Xuan: "Discuss it."
"First of all, let me talk about it. As the name suggests, it means to be shameless and pester the other person. There is an old saying that a strong woman is afraid of pestering her. You send her good morning and good night every day, take photos and share your daily life, invite dinner, watch movies, listen to performances, etc. In short, you will pester her all the time..."
"no!"
Sheng Tingye directly rejected the first step: "I'm not that idle."
"Then what other skills do you learn? Let's just forget it."
Situ Xuan added: "There is no time to date, so there is always time to chat. I'll use the bathroom to say that I miss you. It won't delay you for too long?"
Sheng Tingye was silent.
“Not even can do this?”
“Whether it is done or not is not the point.”
"What's the point?"
"The point is...I was blocked by her!"
"What? You were blocked by the little white flower?"
When Situ Xuan heard this, he couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, isn't it, Brother Sheng, do you actually have today?"
"Shut up!"
Sheng Tingye held his forehead with his hand, feeling that his old face was thrown away.
Chapter completed!