Chapter 62 Dig a hole and bury yourself

[The familiar ceiling...]

[Is this the underground stone chamber of Huaguoshan?]

Li Anran opened his eyes and found himself lying on the stone bed in the underground stone chamber of Shuiliandong.

[Didn’t I help King Yama disrupt the wedding of Yellow Emperor Shitian in Xiaobuzhou Mountain in the underworld? 】

【Why are you here?】

Li Anran was a little confused and tried to remember.

The memory is intermittent.

[Monkey and I deliberately sat on top of those Asuras in order to anger them...]

[The monkey later used me to stimulate those Asuras...]

Being drunk is not scary, the scariest thing is having someone help you remember.

【I won’t say anything I shouldn’t say, right?】

This period coincides with Li Anran's memory.

【Did I really do such a thing?】

[But I can’t remember clearly...]

Li Anran didn't know the real situation and was a little embarrassed, so he asked: "What happened next? What happened?"

"I don't know what happened that day... I didn't drink much, but I ended up drunk..."

"Yes! That's what you did that day! You were holding the collars of King Yama and others with your left hand, and you were dragging the hammer with your right hand, the one with blood on it..."

Li Anran was a little confused and reached out to catch the snowflakes in front of him. The cold touch told him that all this was true.

"That's good! That's good!" Li Anran breathed a sigh of relief and asked again: "How long have I been asleep?"

【I can’t remember it at all!!!】

Li Anran looked embarrassed.

This is too exaggerated!

"What's all the fuss about!" the monkey said nonchalantly: "When gods play chess, sometimes a game lasts for a hundred years. Only you, little Peach, is the weirdest! You rise at sunrise and rest at sunset, just like a mortal.

!”

The monkey said: "It's just snowing! What's so strange about this! You can see it every year in Huaguo Mountain!"

The monkey had some regret on his face and said: "That guy is very cunning. After I took a stick from Lao Sun, he deliberately broke his body into pieces and turned it into blood all over the sky. He also took advantage of the fact that our attention was all on you.

, and ran away with Princess Shezhi of their Asura clan."

"Brother, when I was in the underworld, I got a good thing by chance, which is just right for you!"

[This is two and a half years of sleep. This time is really worthless to a cultivator!]

【Why can't you remember anything?】

He had just realized that he might have slept for a long time, but he did not expect that he had slept for almost two and a half years. This...

【What did I do afterwards?】

【I really want to dig a hole and bury myself in it!】

Princess Shezhi of the Asura tribe was charming and beautiful, but ended up marrying such a vegetarian Emperor Shitian. He did feel it was a pity in his heart, but it was just a pity.

【I will never drink alcohol again!】

Li Anran interrupted Monkey's words. He felt that if he continued to listen, he would probably hit a wall, "Let's talk about business! Let's talk about business! What happened to Emperor Shitian in the end? What happened to that Jiluo Qituo in the end?"

Seeing Li Anran, Monkey's eyes lit up, he suddenly accelerated and landed next to him, his face full of joy: "Little Pantao! You finally woke up!"

"Two years and four months?" Li Anran was shocked.

The monkey said: "Later, those Asuras wanted to arrest you and threaten my grandson, but you became drunk and went crazy and beat them to death directly."

The monkey stared, bared its teeth, made a ferocious expression, and even gestured and performed: "I want to ask you, am I a harmless and law-abiding little monster? Tell me!"

Li Anran opened his eyes wide and was a little panicked.

Li Anran couldn't sit still anymore, opened the secret room mechanism and flew out.

【Drinking is bad!】

[Then... I ate a lot and drank a lot... I seemed to have drunk too much... I felt dizzy and very sleepy...]

【Why is it winter now? 】

The monkey glanced at Li Anran, with a teasing smile on his face: "Not only that, you have something even more powerful than this!"

"You have the nerve to say that!" Monkey Villain complained first, then said: "That day in Xiaobuzhou Mountain, we agreed to pretend to be drunk. You are so lucky, but when you started drinking, you forgot everything and drank yourself to the point of drunkenness.

drunk."

This feeling of losing a memory and not knowing what happened is really uncomfortable.

[I’m so drunk...]

Li Anran wanted to end this topic as soon as possible, but without asking clearly, he felt a little uneasy after all, so he had to bite the bullet and ask: "Besides these, what else did I say?"

[Can I be the same as you old immortals who have lived for hundreds or thousands of years? 】

"More fierce than this?" Li Anran suddenly felt something bad.

【Let me die! Let me die!】

【What the hell is this?】

[Those Asuras were very angry and wanted to take action... I was afraid that the food would be wasted, so I carried it and ran away while eating...]

The monkey's eyes moved slightly, hesitated for a moment, shook his head and said: "No. After you fell down, you fell asleep again, just like a dead pig. As a result, I had to carry you all the way from the underworld.

return."

[It seems to have some impression...]

Unexpectedly, after getting drunk, he actually took action directly.

The monkey said: "Two years, four months and twenty-one days!"

There was a teasing expression on the monkey's face again, and he said: "After you saw it, you wanted to catch up, but halfway through, you got drunk and tripped yourself."

"Am I so fierce?" Li Anran relaxed a little and said with a smile.

The water curtain cave was empty, and no monkeys were found. There was a chill in the air, which made Li Anran sober up.

"What else can you do! With a livid face, just admit it! As for Qiluo Qituo..."

【And then...and then what happened...】

【My two lifetimes combined have only lived less than thirty years!】

The monkey walked up to Li Anran, shook Li Anran's shoulders with both hands, and shouted loudly: "I am so sincere, why don't they believe it? Why? Tell me, why don't they believe it!"

Li Anran crossed the iron bridge and jumped out of the waterfall. What he saw in front of him stunned him.

"Senior brother is right!" Li Anran replied, but he rolled his eyes in his heart.

I saw that Huaguo Mountain was covered with snow, the cold wind was like a knife, and the snowflakes fell like goose feathers, covering thousands of miles of ice, covering everything.

Li Anran: "..."

[When we left Huaguo Mountain, wasn’t it still summer? 】

The monkey smiled even more happily and continued to hit the target: "You didn't ask it once, but you asked it again and again! By the way, in addition to this, you also asked another question!"

Two lifetimes and less than thirty years?

The monkey was slightly surprised, but didn't take it seriously.

While Li Anran was wondering, his heart suddenly moved. He raised his head and looked toward the horizon, and saw a monkey flying over carrying a fruit tree.

Li Anran wants to cry but has no tears and lives without love.

Li Anran was stunned.

[No wonder I can’t remember anything...]

The monkey's eyebrows were dancing with joy: "Later, you went to Princess Shezhi, and you pinched her face and said, "Such a beautiful girl will be ruined by marrying Emperor Shitian, so you might as well give me a hug..."

He didn't know that the two lives Li Anran was talking about were the earth in his previous life and the journey to the west in this life. He thought that Li Anran was talking about being a human before and now being a peach, but he felt a little sad about Li Anran's young age.

Li Anran asked: "Brother, what's going on?"

"Senior brother! Stop talking! Stop talking!"

Li Anran said: "I know it's snowing! I mean, weren't we in Xiaobuzhou Mountain before? When did we come back? Moreover, I remember that when we left, it was clearly late summer and early autumn. How could this happen?

Winter has suddenly arrived?”

Li Anran took out the essence and blood of Di Jiang and said: "This thing is the essence and blood of the ancestral witch of the Wu clan. It is of great benefit to the practice of the Nine Revolutions Xuan Gong. Senior brother, if you refine it as soon as possible, your cultivation will be greatly improved."

!”

[Let the monkey, the tool man, get busy quickly!]

[He doesn’t have time to think about me getting drunk and acting crazy!]

Monkey: "..." Why does this operation look so familiar?
Chapter completed!