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Chapter 1 Are you going to jump off the building?

The office building is in a hurry, and the coffee machine keeps gushing out of the fragrant heat. While refreshing the mind, it also reminds people that life is very hard and they must do their best.

Laiyang is also doing his best now.

I am telling jokes to the operation director of Yunbin Building Management Company in Xujiahui.

He is not an employee of the company, but a talk show actor.

I made a special trip to visit the director in the afternoon, hoping to use the other party’s identity to help me promote the club’s performance tickets. Of course, I will give the director a refund.

But the director's impatient look made Laiyang feel that he had doubts about his professional level.

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it for now. I suggest you go to a bar to discuss cooperation." said the director.

"The bar's audience quality is not good. I'm just telling half of the jokes, and I'm calling you a tiger and a chicken!" Lai Yang answered sincerely.

The director took off his glasses and touched his face and said, "Oh, it seems you have really worked with me."

"I run the talk show bar downstairs."

The director's verbal slightly opened, and Lai Yang looked embarrassed.

Because of this situation, he and his partners decided not to sell alcohol every night during the performance, but they couldn't sell a few tickets, which forced him to have no choice but to think of another trick.

"Sir, I'll tell you another joke, and my girlfriend..."

"Okay, since you and your girlfriend met, I can basically connect them together. Now I'm about to get off work, so let's do it first."

The director was about to get up to see the guests, but Lai Yang suddenly rang. He took this opportunity to stay and refused to leave, preparing to grind it again after making the phone call.

The phone call was called by his opposite sex Yuan Qing. Her nickname was "Yuan Shengda". After answering, she screamed.

"Laiyang! Your girlfriend cheated! I've booked a room with a Porsche!"

The director slowly brought his glasses on, and after a flash of lightning in Lai Yang's brain, he squeezed out a smile stiffly: "Are you kidding me?"

"I dare to joke about this? I also checked the check-in records and they all slept for three nights together!"

The blood in Lai Yang's body instantly surged into his brain, and then quickly fell into his spleen and lungs, as if the red iron juice was burning, making his skin burst into pieces.

His girlfriend is Gu Qian, and she was with him in high school. When she returned to work in Xi'an half a year ago, she swears to wait for Laiyang to come back to get married...

"Laiyang! Have you heard it? I saw it with my own eyes! It's true!"

Lai Yang's eyes were congested and the corners of his mouth were torn and said, "Yuan's voice is loud, can you speak softly?"

...

On the roof of the building, the can of beer in Lai Yang's hand was clattering, and the remaining wine inside was scattered due to the squeeze, but his heart was cut with a knife, but the blood could not be spilled out, so he could only hold it in his heart and smelly.

If Yuan Shengda hadn't come home to visit relatives this time, Lai Yang would have no idea how long he would have been deceived.

He called Gu Qian many times, but the other party hung up and sent a WeChat message saying that he was having a meeting and asked him to wait.

"A meeting? It's all over the bed! She is enjoying the sex fun at this moment, and my heart is like a knife in Shanghai thousands of miles away." Lai Yang gritted his teeth and said in his heart.

The wind whistled his standing collar, making it slapped it in the face like a slap.

As night was approaching, Lai Yang remembered the scarf that Gu Qian gave him last year. She put it on for Lai Yang with her own hands, and snuggled up to her husband, saying that she would only love Lai Yang in this life.

Memories emerged like tears breaking through the dam. Laiyang remembered the embarrassment of renting a house together when he first came to Shanghai, the anxiety of not finding a job, and the scene where they ate the same bowl of rice noodles on the streets of the night market last winter.

It was cold at the time, but their hands were always holding each other tightly under the table.

Lai Yang regretted it a little. If he hadn't done a talk show and wanted to go back with her, would it be a different ending?

At this time, an incomprehensible feeling pressed against his chest, which was painful and numb, but more of it was still unbelievable!

He sighed and looked at the city. A sea of ​​lights rendered by tears showed the arrival of the night. Laiyang took out an egg-sized crystal ball from his arms, which was also a gift Gu Qian gave him to drive out the night.

There is a button on the base of it. After pressing it, the crystal ball will illuminate the text of the star shape inside: "Xiang".

Doudou~

The phone rang, and Lai Yang took a deep breath and looked at the screen note: Silly baby.

Now looking at these three words, I felt inexplicably sarcastic. After answering the phone, his throat seemed to be filled with lead and could not speak. But there seemed to be a premonition that he felt something and became silent.

Time passed by minute by minute, and after a while, her voice finally rang out.

"Laiyang, I've been to Shanghai these days. We'll talk about some things in person."

“…”

Before she said this, Lai Yang still had a trace of fantasy, hoping that all this was fake, but now it is completely clear.

The fog that could not be dissolved in the chest cavity solidified into ice at this moment and fell silently.

"Okay, let's talk about it." Lai Yang replied with every word of word.

After saying that, he held back his tears and pretended to be relaxed: "Oh, by the way, I have written a lot of new jokes recently, including subways, balconys, and jumping off buildings. Haha... Each one is more funny than the original one."

Lai Yang's original jokes almost all wrote about her.

Gu Qian nodded and said in a low voice to meet again and then beeped in the phone~

His smile gradually freezes and disappears.

After a while, Lai Yang suddenly felt hot and grabbed the iron guardrail beside the fence on the rooftop wall, raised his leg and stepped on it.

When the sight completely disappeared, the whole Shanghai was at his feet. Laiyang saw the buildings in the distance brightly lit, and the vehicles on the ground were like countless fireflies. What a beautiful world, but why was he so painful?

Laiyang doesn't want to jump off the building, but he wants to feel the feeling of being on the verge of death.

Just when he was lost, a faint smell of wood perfume came. Lai Yang looked back and found a woman standing behind him, staring at him in surprise.

She was wearing a light blue windbreaker, with a tall figure and curly figure. Her slightly curly hair was moved by the wind, and a delicate face as white as snow appeared.

There is no shortage of beauties in Shanghai, but it is rare to see beauties like her with elegant temperament.

"Are you going to jump off a building?"

She interrupted Lai Yang's thoughts. Lai Yang's Adam's apple trembled, raised his head and took back his tears: "What does it have to do with you whether I jump or not?"

Although she is very beautiful, Lai Yang really wants to be quiet now.

The woman was slightly stunned for a few seconds, then pointed to the corridor opposite: "Why don't you go there and jump?"

This almost made Lai Yang's waist flash. He immediately glared at her tightly: "Hey, you... what's your business? I'm happy to die here today, can't you?"

The woman walked to the fence and glanced downwards, looked up gently at Laiyang: "You are jumping here, it's not easy to do business in the shop downstairs."

"I'm going to jump off the building, but I'm still concerned about whether his business is good downstairs? Just let's open a mourning shop downstairs!"

After shouting, Lai Yang suddenly realized that his theater was also downstairs, so he glanced at her and said slowly.

"So... are you from this building property?"

"No, this building is mine," she said.
Chapter completed!
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