Life is not a fairy tale, and the prince and princess may not come out at the most critical moment.

Laiyang had now accepted the fact that Tian Jing was absent. He lowered his head and sent a WeChat message to Tian Jing, saying that he was on stage. Then he stood up, stretched his arms, and walked towards the stage.

As soon as he stepped on the stage, nearly a thousand pairs of eyes and faces looked at him at the same time.

Laiyang's thighs trembled involuntarily as he walked from the backstage to the center of the stage. It was extremely difficult for him to walk for just ten meters, and he finally had to jog before reaching the center of the stage.

After standing still, Laiyang picked up the microphone and looked around.

The stage spotlights were very backlit, so he basically couldn't see the expressions of the audience and could only get feedback through hearing.

At this time, nearly a thousand people were pressing in front of Laiyang, like a majestic mountain, it was really oppressive.

Many of them were unfamiliar with Laiyang, so there was no applause.

"Hello everyone, my name is Laiyang. I would like to ask if anyone in the audience knows me? If you do, please give me a round of applause."

When he finished speaking, a few people applauded, but most of the audience didn't respond, so the applause disappeared instantly like a small wave.

Laiyang spread his hands and said, "Hey, it seems that I am really not famous, right? So let's do this. People who don't know me can come and applaud me."

As a result, there was still no reaction from the audience, which actually made many people want to laugh.

Laiyang wiped his face heavily: "Oh, is it a special event for deaf-mute people?"

Wow~

A lot of laughter came back.

"Hey, don't be nervous, everyone. Although tonight is the first talk show performance in Shanghai and even in China for a thousand people, the scene is grand and majestic, but we are the ones performing..."

After Laiyang's meal, this little joke exploded again, and the atmosphere gradually became more active.

"So everyone, please calm down, and don't look at it. It's very lively now, but before this point, talk show actors were miserable. Because they didn't make money, I also wrote online articles part-time."

Laiyang held the microphone in one hand and pinched the tip of his nose with the other hand and said: "There are some people who like to read online articles. Internet articles are all about having fun, but I can't understand it."

"What I wrote was that the hero's house was being demolished, and the excavator was at the door of the house. The hero's sister arrived in time to protect the hero. After reading it, my editor said it was not pleasant to write, and finally he helped me change it to the hero's sister.

Driving a Ferrari, I hit an excavator on the opposite side. After that, he asked me if I felt good."

Laiyang spread his hands with an extremely shocked expression.

"I said...is this cool? Shouldn't this be stupid? If you hit an excavator with your Ferrari, the Ferrari will be scrapped and the excavator will peel off a layer of paint. Did his sister come here to die?"

Rare laughter rang out from the audience, Laiyang licked his tongue and smiled.

"My editor was very angry. He said that you should leave it alone. This is called cool writing, and you should write it this way! I had no choice but to write as he asked. Then after he read it, he said that I

That’s what you call a fool!”

"Hahaha……"

Everyone in the backstage gathered together to listen. Qianying was not there during the rehearsal, so she asked Yuan Shengda if it was true or not?

After seeing Yuan Shengda nodding, she asked why she didn't write anymore?

As soon as I asked this question, Laiyang said it on the stage.

"Later I didn't write it because the editor didn't let me do it. Because in order to be lazy and earn manuscript fees, I wrote it using the voice-to-text method, and then replaced some specific names of people and places with numbers, and finally replaced them with one click. Later, I did this job once

I was asked to post something for a while, but my editor told me not to write anymore."

Yuan Shengda curled his lips at the curtain and smiled, thinking of the scene in the past.

"I asked the editor what was wrong in confusion. The editor said, come... let me read you a paragraph. You wrote it yesterday. On the graveyard in Donghai City, there were dark clouds, lightning and thunder, and there was only a crack, and the ground cracked.

Open it, and then an extremely vicious 666 comes out... Are you kidding me?"

This joke exploded.

The actors backstage all burst out laughing. Lai Yang looked at the stage and said, "Thank you for my help. You can't even do the one-click replacement job carefully!"

After the bombing, Laiyang's backside was stable no matter what.

Many of the audience members who came this time actually learned about stand-up shows for the first time, and it may have exceeded their expectations. Laiyang saw the audience begin to scan the QR code on the side to pay attention to the theater.

Laiyang's rhythm was fast. After finishing the joke, Li Dian had not yet flicked the light. He only had time to interact and ask a female audience member in the first row where she was from.

After hearing the other party talking about Shanghai, Laiyang said oh, thought for a few seconds and then said.

"I find that girls in Shanghai are very shy, like Xiao Jia Biyu, but I think sometimes we shouldn't be too shy."

"For example, I once took a Shanghai girl on the highway. She wanted to use the toilet, but she didn't say anything and just held it in. In this case, if you asked another girl, she would definitely ask me where the service area is? She

Want to go to the toilet."

Laiyang paused: "But she didn't. She couldn't hold it in any longer and asked me where the service area was? She said she wanted to touch up her makeup."

"Hahaha~"

"I'm just wondering, are you touching up your makeup on the highway? Is this a hint? In order to make the atmosphere a little more ambiguous, I also played a song, Mountains and Flowing Water~"

"When the sound of gurgling water sounded in the car, I suddenly smelled a sour smell... I looked at her expressionless and asked if she had smelled any strange smell. She blushed and said it was her.

The scent of perfume, the fragrance of white magnolia.”

"Hey, this lady in the front row, I smell the fragrance of gardenia on you. The toilet is over there..."

Amidst bursts of shouts and laughter, Li Dian finally turned on the lamp. As soon as Lai Yang came out, Yuan Shengda and the others came up to ask if they were talking about tranquility.

Seeing Lai Yang smile, Yuan Shengda opened his mouth slightly: "You hurt her so much, aren't you afraid that she will beat you to death?"

"What are you afraid of? She didn't come."

The two exchanged a few words in a hurry before having to rush into an impromptu performance.

This performance was a multi-person performance, and Lai Yang also had to perform, so he immediately adjusted his breathing and listened to Li Dian hosting the show outside.

"The next performance is an impromptu performance. We have a half-finished script. We need everyone to cooperate and provide us with ten hot Internet memes, which must be one sentence. Then we will combine them into a new script on the spot to perform. This way

Well, just for this vertical row of viewers, you can provide it."

Li Dian then pointed to a row on the stage, and then the venue staff handed them pens and notes.

At the same time, Li Dian asked improvisational comedians to appear.

Nearly ten people came up this time, including Laiyang, Alu, Song Wen, etc.

A minute later, the note was collected, and Li Dian held the microphone in his hand and said, "Okay, let me first read what I wrote for everyone, so that everyone can take note of it."

"The first sentence is... Am I ugly? Then I'll leave? The second sentence is... I advise you to be kind. The third sentence is, you are noble and you are great... The fourth sentence is, I believe you are a ghost and you are a bastard.

The old man is very bad..."

Laiyang was also reacting to these sentences quickly in his mind, thinking about how to deal with it later.

After Li Dian read a few more times, he suddenly paused and said while holding a piece of paper.

"The ninth sentence, this... is not an internet meme, I want to hit you with a crystal ball..."
Chapter completed!