Chapter 291 Enemy's Narrow Road
Qin He was stunned and quickly raised his head.
Wang Tiezhu shook and his chopsticks fell to the ground.
"Why...why are you having such a big reaction?" Li Tie asked a little strangely.
"It's okay." Qin He shook his head.
"My hand... my hand slipped." Wang Tiezhu hurriedly picked up the chopsticks.
"Why don't you say anything? Where is that big tortoise?" Xu Changshou asked.
Qin He hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said: "It's been stewed and eaten."
Because of this matter last time, I comforted the big bastard two or three times and gave him pills, so he gave up all thoughts of escaping.
Here it comes again.
"have eaten?"
"have eaten."
"It doesn't work."
Li Tie shook his head directly and whispered to Xu Changshou: "If it works, we don't need to persuade you to worship the immortal."
Xu Changshou was convinced and asked Qin He: "Have you fed enough ginseng before eating?"
"Enough feeding, Dundon ginseng." Qinhe walked all the way to the dark, and immediately received Wang Tiezhu's grateful gaze.
"That is because the age of the tortoise is not enough, and the effect is not obvious."
Li Tie's tone was affirmative, and he added: "It would definitely be obvious if we could catch a bastard demon who has been practicing for a hundred years, refine it into elixirs, and then take them."
"I've heard of this too. It seems to be called the 'Zhuangyuan Pill'. It is said that a scholar in the previous dynasty got the number one scholar because he got that kind of pill." Xu Changshou nodded.
"It's a pity that the bastard monster who has practiced Taoism for a hundred years is hard to find and even harder to catch. Refining alchemy is not a job that ordinary people can do, it's difficult." Li Tie shook his head.
Qin He: "..."
Wang Tiezhu: "..."
"But don't lose heart."
Xu Changshou patted Qin He on the shoulder and encouraged: "Follow me and worship the Great Immortal every morning from now on. One day, you will be able to catch the Eight Demons and find people who can make elixirs. You must have confidence and have the ability."
will."
“Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”
Li Tie also said, and added: "It is said that there is an Old Ao King and an Old Turtle King in the canal of our capital. If they can be refined, they will probably be as good as Zhuge Shenji."
"So powerful?" Qin He was stunned.
"No, it's said that Zhuge Shenji refined a thousand-year-old tortoise from the Minjiang River. After eating it, his wisdom could reach heaven and earth, and he became a saint. Later, it was said that he wanted to refine another one and give it to Liu Adou, but unfortunately he didn't succeed.
So Liu Adou has been stupid all his life." Li Tie said matter-of-factly.
"A thousand-year-old king and a thousand-year-old tortoise, the tortoise increases longevity and the turtle increases wisdom. This saying is recorded in the Shen Nong Jing." Xu Changshou also said.
"This..." Qin He hesitated immediately.
There are all kinds of rewards for burning corpses, but I have seen things that increase wisdom. Sometimes I always forget things and my brain doesn't seem to be working well enough.
At this time, Wang Tiezhu threw his chopsticks downstairs and said hurriedly: "Well, I dropped my chopsticks. I'll go downstairs to pick them up."
"Don't move." Qin He ordered using animal language.
"Sir, can we not talk about this topic?" Wang Tiezhu said aggrievedly in animal language.
"There must be a teacher among us when we are together. Learning knowledge can defeat you without losing a hair on your head. There are millions of tortoises in the world, not just your family?" Qin He taught him a lesson, and then said: "Besides, you
If you don’t believe in my taste, you have to believe in my character.”
Wang Tiezhu was stunned, blinked his mung bean eyes, and then said: "Sir, I'd better go pick up my chopsticks."
Qin He: "..."
After saying that, he really ran downstairs and almost bumped into a bald man at the top of the stairs.
"Hey, Ami, your whole family is a Buddha. How did this poor monk think that that person just now smelled like a monster?" The big bald man watched Wang Tiezhu leave and scratched his bald head. There were two rows of golden ring scars on it.
Eye-catching.
"Is there one? I didn't take a closer look."
Immediately afterwards, another Taoist priest who looked like a monkey came out from behind the bald man.
Qin He took a look, what a guy.
Isn't this Fa Hai and that Wu De? They are also trapped in Jinan City.
The road between enemies is narrow.
Not only Qin He saw it, but Li Tie and Xu Changshou also saw it and immediately winked at Qin He.
Back in Linqing City, it was these two guys who yelled and cursed at Feiyuwei Dayingkou, saying that Qin He rode a bull and hit him. The monk's tongue licking skills were unique.
Soon, the monk and Taoist priest also discovered Qin He and shouted at the same time: "It's you!"
"What advice do you two have?" Qin He smiled slightly.
"Did you hit us while riding a bull last time? Tell me honestly, otherwise I want you to look good." The Taoist priest began to roll up his sleeves.
After what happened last time, the more they thought about it, the more something was wrong. How could a good cow be tasteless?
The monk's ability to trace the taste of his tongue is a magical power, and it is by no means an unearned reputation. The lack of taste means there is something cunning, the presence of cunning means a guilty conscience, and a guilty conscience means that the guy who hit them was the guy riding the bull.
This means that there are no three hundred taels of silver in this place, and you will bring it upon yourself if you don't do it.
"Yes, twice~explain it!" The great monk shook his fat face and began to roll up his sleeves.
Qin He shook his head firmly: "No, my cow is a kind cow and has never hit anyone."
"You won't shed tears until you drop the coffin, and you won't give up until you reach the Yellow River." At this time, the Taoist priest had already rolled up his sleeves and called to the monk: "Fuck him, this man is riding a bull and causing trouble, he is dishonest!"
After the words fell, the Taoist priest reached out and clasped his hands toward Qin He at an extremely fast speed.
"Bold and demonic!"
At this moment, Xu Changshou slapped the table, stood up, and struck at the Taoist priest's crotch with one leg, as fast as lightning.
Street Fighting: When you fight in the streets, you will be like a king.
Street brawling techniques include kicking in the crotch, chokeholds, eye gouging, head pulling, nose smashing, kicking in the waist, poison dragon drill, and monkey stealing peaches. The most proficient among them is the crotch kicking.
During this period of time, Qin He taught Dharma, and the most popular thing taught by Dongcheng Corpse Burning was the art of street fighting.
The most common thing at the pier is fighting, and Dongcheng Crematorium must not lose in this regard.
Although Xu Changshou only had 20 years of inner strength, his street fighting skills were taught by Qin He and he had reached the level of transformation.
In addition, the Taoist priest never expected that the two corpse burners next to him could actually do martial arts.
With a "thud" sound, the Taoist priest's stretched-out paw jerked back, his eyes immediately popped out, and a "ho ho ho" sound came from his throat.
"Wude."
When the monk saw it, he immediately screamed and hurried to help the Taoist priest, "Are you okay?"
"I...I'm fine...be careful...behind~" The Taoist priest covered his crotch with one hand and pointed to the monk's back with one hand.
Behind him, Li Tie was looking at the monk's fat crotch with bright eyes.
"Whoosh!"
Li Tie's crotch kick kicked out violently.
The great monk was reminded, and at the critical moment, his two fat legs suddenly pinched together.
"Crack!"
He actually clamped Li Tie's leg. He is worthy of being the chief closed disciple of Jinguang Temple.
The monk lowered his head and looked at the leg he was clamping. His face suddenly turned green and he shouted: "Ami, your whole family is a Buddha, you and I..."
However, before he could finish cursing the next moment, a figure flashed in front of him, and two fingers quickly enlarged in his eyes.
Chapter completed!