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Chapter 22 Pretending to be a bird

The effect of the medicine is very strong, so strong that it makes some scalp numb.

Looking at the swarm of snakes, Fang Ru felt very nervous.

Just like when ordinary people see cockroaches, they are more disgusted than afraid, especially when the cockroach spreads its wings and is about to fly into your face.

Hey~

Li Mochou, who had never been blackened and had never practiced any secrets of the five poisons, turned pale. If this snake wasn't so important to him, she would have stayed away from it.

Only Qin Nanqin, although she is a woman, has been exposed to these things since she was a child and is not afraid at all.

As someone with a dio look on his face said, can you remember how many pieces of bread you have eaten?

The Pushu Snake has a faint golden light all over its body.

There are fleshy horns on the top of the head. It walks like wind and is extremely difficult to catch. Its bile is dark purple. After taking it, you will feel refreshed and your strength will be greatly increased.

Fang Ru only remembered these few sentences about the description of the Pusqu Snake. When he talked about it on the road, Qin Nanqin couldn't remember that he had seen this snake or the rumors about this snake.

If Fang Rui hadn't been so sure, she would have thought that her benefactor had been deceived. After all, the snake sounded just like the one in the story. The snake that glowed golden could be false no matter how it sounded.

The three of them carefully identified the snakes for a long time, but none of them met the requirements. Not to mention the golden snakes, there was not even a golden snake.

After sprinkling another packet of snake-repellent powder, the three of them stopped for a while and then changed places and continued to prepare according to law.

I don't know if Fang Ru really has nothing to do with this snake, or if this snake is too cold and aloof to look down on these methods.

All in all, I have been busy all morning and gained zero results.

Although he had been mentally prepared for it, this kind of progress still made Fang Ru a little anxious.

Shaking away the sweat from his mind, Fang Ru deliberately brought those doglegs over, cut off one of their hands each, and threw them into the mountains.

He didn't believe it, this didn't satisfy the triggering conditions!

Conditions were limited, and after just a few noodles for lunch, the group set out on a snake-hunting journey again.

Krypton does not change fate, Xuan does not save Fei.

Facts have proved that it is a lie that people who love to laugh will not have bad luck. Fang Ru's face was frozen with laughter and he still couldn't see the Bodhisattva Snake that he was thinking about.

His experience as a leek in the lottery in his previous life taught him that when people are unlucky, they should not think about miracles, but should stop decisively and try again at another time and with a different mood.

When it comes to lottery, the most taboo thing is to get the upper hand.

Looking for snakes in deep mountains and old forests is similar to drawing a lottery, so we can learn from it.

Think a little and come to a conclusion.

Forget it, go back home first and think about the plan to find the snake.

Shortly after the three people left,

A snake with a faint golden light emerged from the grass and swam forward desperately. It was the Bodhisattva Snake that Fang Ru and several people failed to find.

A huge black shadow descended, completely covering the entire snake, and then with a high-pitched cry, a large eagle that was much taller than a human appeared.

The sharp bird's beak pierced the snake's body, took out the bloody snake gallbladder, and swallowed it directly. Then it flapped its wings, raised up a large amount of dust, flew into the sky, and disappeared.

"Brother Fang, are you sure this is okay?"

Li Mochou didn't know whether to laugh or cry when looking at Fang Ji, who was dressed in bird feathers and dressed up as a large eagle.

This is the brilliant plan that Fang Ru has been thinking about for a long time.

Finding snakes was too inefficient, so Fang Ru decided to change his mind. If he couldn't find one, he would go find someone who could. No, Eagle!

It's a bit convoluted, but the idea is fine.

According to the plot, the big eagle in this valley likes to feed on Bodhisattva snakes.

In order to attract the big eagle, Fang Ru decided to sacrifice himself and pretend to be a bird.

If the big eagle mistakenly thinks he is the same kind and comes to meet him, he might even bring a snake gallbladder as a greeting gift.

In fact, according to this idea, pretending to be a female would be more attractive, but Fang Ru gave up after careful consideration.

First of all, I don’t know how long the big eagle has lived, and I don’t know if it still has this idea.

Secondly, if someone has been holding it in for a long time and discovers that he is fake, he will definitely fall out on the spot. Not to mention helping to find the snake, if he is not killed, he will be considered a thick-skinned person.

Pretending to be a male can at least give it a friend, but pretending to be a female can give it a wife.

If Fang Ruo hadn't spoken calmly and thought normally, the Qin family's descendants would have thought that Fang Rui was obsessed with snakes and demons, and maybe the snake was just a figment of his imagination.

He doesn't care about these tricks, as long as the plan succeeds, he can slap himself twice.

"Speaking of which, do any of you know what a eagle calls out when it wants to make friends?"

"..."x3

It was obvious that no one present could understand the language of birds.

But there was no other good way, so Fang Ru had no choice but to bite the bullet.

Entering the mountains again, the three soldiers divided into two groups. Li Mochou protected Qin Nanqin and continued to lure the snake out of the cave.

And Fang Rui was running around in high places wearing bird feathers, trying to lure the eagles to poke their heads in.

I ran for a long time like a fool,

Suddenly, a sharp and high-pitched bird call penetrated the sky.

Fang Rui was shocked in his heart. He almost cried with excitement when he found out that the real owner had appeared. He couldn't hold it in until he came out again.

She might have drunk too much water when she went out in the morning, but Fang Ru was afraid that wearing a carved fur coat, taking out a gun and releasing the water would damage the big eagle's self-confidence, so she felt ashamed and refused to come out, and she has been holding it in until now.

Maybe it was because Fang Rui's bird feathers were too sloppy. After the big eagle landed, its cry sounded very much like a mockery, and it even flapped its chest with its wings in a very humane manner.

Where did the joke come from? It’s so funny!

Da Diao didn't say anything, but Fang Ru could feel the meaning of these actions. He also smiled like this when watching the fun.

Forget it, begging for help, not asking for help, just keep your head down, I can bear it!

I was thinking about how to pretend that the bird was talking, but the big eagle walked up directly, took off Fang Ru's poorly made wing jacket, and then laughed even louder.

Hahaha, I have seen through everything a long time ago, you are like a fool!

The first half of the sentence means "big eagle", and the second half is Fang Ru's own imagination.

Your intelligence is so high, why should I be so tired?

Since there was no point in pretending, Fang Ji simply took off his coat, ignored the big eagle, and went straight to the side to open the gate to release the water.

Since the big eagle is willing to show up, there must be room for communication, so it's not a big deal to let him go for a while.

Then Fang Rui encountered the most ridiculing thing in his life. He saw the big eagle swaying next to him and making the same gesture as him.

He looked at Fang Rui with disdain, then peed further than him...

Farther than him...

Far...

"grass!"

"Aren't you a sculpture? Aren't you supposed to come out of the butt together, big and small?"

The damn desire to win allowed Fang Ru to break through the defense in one second, spraying at the big eagle, spitting, showing no hygiene and extremely poor quality.

The big eagle just stretches out its wings to show a certain distance, and then expands.

"hiss!"

Changhong suddenly appeared in his palm, and Fang Rui danced a sword flower with his hand, and waved out a hot breath.
Chapter completed!
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