Chapter 64 The five miserable masters
Clang clang clang!
A cold light flashed, and several darts with red cloth tied at the end passed through the window and were nailed to the lobby floor.
In front of the enemy, several people stopped messing around, but Fang Ru and Chu Liuxiang were not too afraid.
Fang Ru first asked: "Who is coming? Is it a man or a woman?"
"Our sisters are known to be beautiful, so of course we are girls."
Fang Ru's face suddenly fell down, he lay on the table and lost interest.
Don't get me wrong, it's not that Fang has any special hobbies.
It was because in his memory, among the five masters who came, these two sisters were the only ones who did not have good treasures in the world, so he lacked the motivation to take action.
Chu Liuxiang had always been a gentleman and never dealt harshly with women. Naturally, she just waved her paper fan lightly and had no intention of taking action.
"Then what do you mean, I can go?"
I looked around and found that no one was talking to me. Silence was better than sound at this time.
Rolling his eyes, Bai Zhantang had no choice but to take the path from the backyard to the roof.
"Sunflower acupuncture hand!"
One thing to say is that with Bai Zhantang's Qinggong attainments, as long as he doesn't encounter any top-notch masters, sneak attacks have a high success rate. Although the beautiful and uncompromising sisters are good in martial arts, they are definitely not top-notch. At best, they can rely on good hidden weapons.
Try a sneak attack in Kung Fu.
But committing a sneak attack in front of the thief ancestor? Isn’t this looking for death?
Speaking of this title, its origin is also very strange, and its pronunciation is "beautiful without discount" (zhe).
However, this is because my sister always likes to ask others "Am I beautiful?", and the answer is no, and she directly breaks her leg (she), and then she got such a homophone title, but it can be said that it is a comedy background, always
There are unexpectedly funny characters appearing.
Bai Zhantang, who was so ugly that his sisters were so ugly, came back and chatted a few words. Everyone smiled and saw that it was getting late, so they went back to their rooms to rest.
Of course, Bai Zhantang still arranged a few tables in the lobby. After all, he was responsible for opening and closing the doors.
Early the next morning, the headman Xing Yusen came to detain the man, and by the way he brought the news that the Five Poison Sect's gold and silver elders were about to attack. After seeing Fang Ru, he flattered him excitedly.
There are three of the top five masters left, and the sisters are only temporarily detained in prison, preparing to capture them all at once and send them to the capital together.
Of course, Xing Yusen had no objection to what Fang Ru said, so he left in high spirits and went to follow the instructions.
Buzz~
The flapping of the wasp's wings was too obvious, and the gold and silver elders had already arrived.
Fang Ji snorted disdainfully, took out a porcelain bottle, poured out a few drops of special honey, and spread it on Bai Zhantang's body.
"Hmph! How can a mere soul-chasing bee outrun the mighty Thief Saint!"
"Um?!!!"
Before he could say anything, the swarming soul-chasing bees chased Bai Zhantang around. After all, the room was narrow and there were too many obstructions, which affected the performance of Qing Gong.
With no choice, Bai Zhantang could only run out the door, step on a few steps, step on the tiles on the wall, and then disappear after a few leaps.
"What an amazing Qinggong skill, you are worthy of being the sage among thieves!"
The expression was too exaggerated, and there was no trace of sincerity in his words. Chu Liuxiang's mouth twitched slightly, pretending that nothing happened.
According to his experience, if there is no serious business, don't doubt Fang Ru's integrity. Fang will throw away the thing himself, and protecting yourself wisely is the best way.
To be honest, this time it was not out of a sudden thought, but because Bai Zhantang still had some energy left in the face of his pursuit back then, causing him to waste his time in vain.
Moreover, Fang Rui has never forgotten that Bai Zhantang cheated him out of a pair of shoes last time, and he has not yet settled the score.
Have you already taken revenge? Failure is nothing but revenge!
"Elder Jin, I told you earlier, don't use the Soul Chaser Bee. If you let go of my Death Scorpion, there will be so many things to do!"
"We are facing a formidable enemy. Can you hold yourself back until you say a few words?"
"What did I say? You are incompetent! Why are you so angry at me?"
"Elder Yin, I respect you as a woman, so I don't have the same knowledge as you! Don't push yourself too far!"
"I'm still so complacent. If this news spreads, your old face will be completely disgraced!"
In an unexpected internal fight, Fang Rui stopped Chu Liuxiang, who was about to take action, and told him with his eyes to sit back and continue watching the show.
"Ah! You are crazy! Let the snake bite me!"
"You promise me not to tell anyone about this, and I'll give you the antidote! Ah! You're crazy, you're going to sting me with a deadly scorpion!"
"Don't blame me for being unjust if you are unkind, ah! My delicate hands!"
"Bring the antidote! Ah! My biceps as hot as fire!"
"Pfft, hahahahaha!"
Fang could already recite this line by heart, but when the original owner said it again, he still couldn't hold back.
These two half-buried gods have such slender hands and biceps, and they used an old man with a reputation for poisoning to build those biceps!
Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but smile. He had known for a long time that the five masters of the underworld were capable, but he was so unreliable that he really didn't expect it. In the face of a powerful enemy, it would be okay to kill one of his own people first.
On the roof, the screams continued. When the sound gradually subsided, Fang Jixiao had had enough laughter and took a few steps up to the roof. His eyes were full of snakes and scorpions.
Of course he was not interested in looking at the two inhuman figures, he mainly wanted to try one thing.
He stretched out his right hand, and something in the shape of a pear with three pairs of leaves attached appeared in it.
Five Poison Beasts (not yet fully developed)
He wasn't very impressed by the appearance, but the name was very familiar to him. It was an item in the Fairy Sword series of games. The Five Poison Pearls refined from the body can detoxify all poisons in the world, can read minds, and can take the form of humans.
So the question is, can wearing it on the body, which is not fully developed, detoxify it?
The red viper's blood was taken away by Huang Rong after he was poisoned. The situation was urgent at that time. He was only thinking about Li Mochou's injury and forgot to ask for it. Otherwise, there would be no need to rush to try other methods to improve poison resistance.
I was willing to test it, but after looking at the tail stings of these deadly scorpions and the fangs of the five-step snake, they glowed purple and black in the sun. No one with a brain would want to come into contact with these things.
Otherwise, why bother Lao Bai again?
Forget it, you can't just collect wool from one sheep. Let's wait for Shangguan Yundun. Anyway, he will be here in the next two days.
At dusk, the inn lights up to guide lost travelers home.
Bai Zhantang, who was soaked all over, finally returned to the inn and slapped Fang Rui, who was drinking water, on the table in front of him.
"Do you know how inhumane those swarms of wasps are? I even ran to the Xiliang River and couldn't get rid of them! I jumped into the river and they were still scurrying around on my head. It was so cold that I couldn't get rid of them in Xiliang.
I’ve been in the river until now! Xiao Fang, you must give me an explanation today!”
"Huh~"
After experiencing the comfort of hot tea, Fang Ru put down the tea cup and said calmly: "Did I raise this soul-chasing bee?"
"no."
"Did I ask you to jump into the river?"
"...Neither."
"Then what explanation do you want from me?"
After asking Bai Zhantang confidently, Fang Ruo said complainingly: "My original intention was for you to stop the wasps from mocking me first, and then I would burn some hay or something and use smoke to drive them away. Who asked you to run out? You ruined me.
Do you know the plan?!!!"
Um?
Chapter completed!