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Chapter 85: Arent you too serious?

The boundless darkness gradually dissipated, and the sky was slightly exposed.

In his sleep, Fang Ru was awakened by the muffled sound of heavy objects falling to the ground. He opened his eyes and rubbed them with an irritated look. What he saw was a basket of clothes, obviously women's models.

You are not too serious!

I obviously wanted to train a snitch, but why did I become a thief?

Could it be that the original book wasn't actually called The Legend of the Condor Heroes, but because of some strange accent, the color Diao was called the Divine Condor Heroes?

Seeing the big eagle tilting its head in a cute way, Fang Ru instantly understood that it had not clearly distinguished what cloth was and what clothes were.

Of course, it may be that Fang’s own explanation is not adequate and needs to be reviewed.

But Fang Ru can pat his chest and say, does the fact that he specializes in women's products have anything to do with him? Someone else will not take the blame.

After a long sigh, Fang Ruo said earnestly: "Brother Eagle, I know you are alone, no, a Eagle has been alone for so long, it is inevitable that it will be lonely, but you can't develop this strange habit!

It makes me very sad!

If you continue like this, how can you have a bright future?"

If the divine eagle could frown, it must be frowning now.

Although it cannot understand human speech directly and without any obstacles, as a divine eagle that can understand many emotions, its intelligence is not low, but even so, it still does not understand what Fang Ru is expressing.

Is it human language? Why can't it understand it at all?

Seeing this, Fang Ru curled his lips, reached out and rummaged through the bamboo basket twice, trying to see if there were any jade pendants that came with it, but the more he rummaged, the darker his face became.

"If you weren't an eagle, I would have castrated you today to do justice to God!"

He just asked why some of the clothes looked so familiar. After a long while, he thought they belonged to Lu Su. Fang Ru had been looking at them on the road for so long and it was impossible to admit his mistake.

Looking at the innocent-looking divine eagle, Fang Rui let out a long sigh.

"Let's go, Brother Diao, return your clothes to me!"

As a man who has never been able to escape from vulgar tastes, Fang Ru admits that he is a pervert, but he does not have fetishes.

Now that he is sure that he has the conditions to marry and have children here, there is no reason to give up a good girl who suits his preferences and is interested in him in the first place.

Even if there is no rush to get to the point directly, Fang Rui already has a pre-decided wife in his heart. What does it mean to steal his own wife's clothes?

Besides, looking at Mr. Lu's age, he probably won't be able to survive for a few more years. What if he dies unexpectedly? Then doesn't the Lu family's property belong to him? Why steal his own property?

Liu Bang and Lu Pheasant? Let them grab one and take a look.

Even if he was worried about the law of heaven and didn't dare to kill these big shots directly, he could just run away with his family property.

All in all, there's no point in leaving these clothes here. It's not too late to sneak them back before it's dark.

Having said that, if Yi Xiaochuan and Liu Bang weren't still there, Fang Ru would have gone to Lu's house openly to discuss the matter of marriage.

Lu Su was indeed interested in him, but it was Lu Gong who could seal the matter.

What if it's too late and Lu Gong has to betroth her to some grandson? It won't be a loss of blood.

The divine eagle flies very fast and has a good memory.

Not long after, he took him to the backyard of the Lu family and directly led him to the way.

Good guy, why did you memorize the location of my wife’s room so clearly?

Resisting the urge to kick him, Fang Rui stopped the divine eagle and whispered: "Just leave the clothes here. Let's leave quickly. Are you planning to return the clothes to their wardrobes?"

The big eagle flapped its wings twice and raised a puff of dust to show its understanding.

"Who is there?"

"Here comes someone, there's a thief in the house!"

"grass!"

"Don't worry, Mr. Lu, I'm going to call everyone to catch this thief!"

In the front hall of the Lu family, Liu Bang expressed his determination to protect the Lu family. Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Yao also said that they could help.

Lu Gong looked worried: "But the corvees have been sent down. If you delay for a long time, I'm afraid it will delay the date!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Bang didn't know what to say for a moment.

It's okay to be attentive, but it's not worth risking your life for such a thing. But if he does nothing, it will appear that he doesn't care enough about Lu Pheasant, and he will waste an opportunity to gain favor.

Rolling his eyes, Liu Bang looked at Yi Xiaochuan: "Xiaochuan, why don't you work harder tonight and patrol the house all night, and I will lead the people to make some arrangements around the house."

Seeing Yi Xiaochuan nodding in agreement, Liu Bang said with a smile: "Okay, then I will take someone to see if the thief left any traces."

When exiting the hall, Liu Bang glanced at Yi Xiaochuan and Gao Yao from the corner of his eye, his eyes twinkling.

As someone who relies on his brain for food, he had just thought of a good way to kill two birds with one stone.

Liu Bang's inquiries these days have made it very clear that the reason why Yi Xiaochuan is regarded as an honored guest in the Lu family is simply because he once rescued the eldest daughter of the Lu family and he is a gentleman.

But what if he is branded as a thief?

As long as there is no evidence to prove his innocence, even if the Lu family does not completely believe it, they will still have a grudge in their hearts.

At that time, it was Liu Bang's opportunity to take advantage of the situation.

As for how to frame him, it's too simple. Just send two people with stricter mouths to steal clothes again and stuff them into Yi Xiaochuan's room.

Even if the lewd thief didn't open his eyes and came again tonight, and was caught on the spot by Yi Xiaochuan, it didn't matter. After all, it's nothing new for a thief to cry for a thief.

Although the strategy is superficial and simple, the important thing is the frame-up, not the conclusive evidence.

There are many things you can do wrong, but if it is just to ruin a person's reputation, this small move is just right.

Moreover, no matter what the effect is, no one will come back to Liu Bang, which is very safe.

Yi Xiaochuan, who still didn't know that Liu Bang was eyeing him, was still talking to Lu Gong in the hall about how to catch the lewd thief, unaware that the conspiracy against him had quietly begun.

In the cave at this time,

Fang Ru, who was almost discovered as a prostitute, was educating the divine eagle.

Thinking of someone in the other side, after so many years in the world, he has never been discovered while doing business. He relies on concentration.

In most cases, just take the property and run away without doing anything unnecessary.

As a professional, Fang Ru really doesn't want someone to hold him back when he takes action in the future.

The most important thing is that this delayer will also ruin his reputation.

When a clever thief is caught, people in the world will only check his resume to see if he is worth bragging about. The evaluation is basically mixed.

But if a lewd thief is caught, when others discuss it, he will appear out of place if he doesn't spit twice.

No matter where you are, those who only bully defenseless women and children are at the lowest end of the contempt chain. Even if they laugh at fifty steps and laugh at hundred steps, they must laugh loudly.

As a man whose main job is to be a hunter and a part-time snitch, Fang does not allow himself to be one hundred steps away.
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