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Chapter 45 Crazy Plan

Li Debiao went to the martial arts field with excitement in the morning. From today on, it is a new journey for him. The road to becoming a god is right in front of him. Li Debiao came to Mr. Pu with his Ghost Head Sword and full of ambition.

Today, Mr. Pu was actually dressed like a Taoist priest, and the whole martial arts performance venue was crowded with people, making it very lively.

"You're here. I'm a little excited today. The dream I've had for many years is finally coming true." Mr. Pu seemed to be even more excited than him.

"What kind of plan does Mr. Pu have that makes you so excited?" Li Debiao actually thinks these monsters are quite cute. At least they are not hypocritical. Such old monsters are actually like children.

"My plan is very simple. Have you seen the mountain in front of me?" Mr. Pu pointed to a mountain peak opposite the martial arts field.

"I saw it, what's wrong?" Li Debiao didn't understand what it meant.

"My plan is called attacking the mountain," Mr. Pu said proudly.

Li Debiao laughed directly, "Hahaha... Your plan is to attack the mountain?"

"Why is it so funny?" Mr. Pu said with his beard and eyes wide open.

"Pu Lao, I knew how to play when I was three years old. Attack the mountain. You can think of it. Hahaha... You can't laugh me to death." Li Debiao sat down on the ground with laughter.

Mr. Pu was very angry, "Okay, since you underestimate my plan so much, I decided to change it to devil-like rules."

"What devilish rules? Haha, okay, I won't laugh anymore, haha, attack the mountain, if it doesn't work, I can't help it, hahaha!" Li Debiao was laughing there, while Pu Lao stared at him and kept waiting for him.

Laugh enough.

"Have you laughed enough?" Mr. Pu said angrily.

"Well, I've laughed enough. I won't laugh anymore." Li Debiao said with a straight face and suppressed his laughter.

"Then let me tell you the rules. After a while, I will select people to ambush in the mountains. I will wait for you at the top. I have a box in my hand. As long as you get the box, you will win." Mr. Pu said.

"Okay, you pick the person first, and the rest is mine," Li Debiao said nonchalantly.

"Who?" Mr. Pu was confused.

"Aren't you attacking the top of the mountain? You lead the people to defend, and I lead the people to attack. Do you know how to play?" Li Debiao was also confused.

"You alone attack, we all defend"

"What? How can I attack the mountain by myself? What do these people do?" Li Debiao saw that almost all the monsters in the valley were out.

"These people are after you," Mr. Pu said with a malicious smile.

"Why are they chasing me?" Li Debiao felt his buttocks getting cold.

"Listen to me and tell you the rules. I will set off first, and you will set off again an hour later. You have fifteen minutes to attack. Everyone else will hunt you fifteen minutes after you set off. Whoever catches you will be counted.

Victory, I have a prize here. If you climb to the top of the mountain and get the items in the box, you will be considered a victory. Do you understand?"

Li Debiao felt his head buzzing. This is not attacking the top of the mountain. This is killing him. So many monsters are trying to catch him. "Pu Lao, you are too cruel. Is there a limit? Why don't you do it?"

It would be bad if someone died." Li Debiao held on to a glimmer of hope, hoping to suffer less.

"Originally, my rule just now was that you couldn't be disabled. Now the rules have changed. As long as you don't kill them, it doesn't matter if you break your arms or legs."

Li Debiao looked at the group of people holding swords, guns, swords and halberds. "They are all chasing me with weapons? Can I also hold weapons?"

"Now it has been adjusted to devil mode. Everyone can hold weapons, except you." Mr. Pu looked angry with his hands behind his back.

Li Debiao almost vomited blood. With so many people chasing him, he couldn't hold a weapon. What's the point? "Can we surrender?" Li Debiao asked Mr. Pu.

"Okay," Mr. Pu said without hesitation.

"Then I surrender." Li Debiao immediately started to act dishonest.

"Do you really want to surrender?"

"Well! Surrender"

"It's really great, haha." At this time, everyone laughed, and Li Debiao was directly frightened. What is going on?

"You will be punished if you surrender or lose. The punishment is accumulated according to the number of failures. Let's experience it today," Pu Lao explained.

"How to punish?"

"Take him to the bone-changing pond for one day and start over tomorrow morning." As soon as Pu Lao finished speaking, four big men came over. They are Wuzi Niu Niu Fang, Wuxu Tiger King Meng, Jia Chen Long Jiao Zan, Sai Tianpeng Zhu Ganglie, the second chapter

Not to mention that each person has only one hand and foot, just pick it up and leave.

"Hello? What are you going to do?" It was only then that Li Debiao felt something was wrong. Not far from the martial arts arena, he came to a place with three large pools. The water vapor was lingering. When he arrived, several big men began to take off his clothes.

"What on earth are you going to do?"

"It's okay, please take a bath in the hot spring," Zhu Ganglie said with a big pig mouth smile.

"Huh? Soak in the hot springs? Is this considered punishment?" Li Debiao was stripped down to his shorts and then thrown into the first pool. Not to mention, the water in the pool was moderately warm and quite comfortable.

Li Debiao lay in the pool and closed his eyes comfortably. He had not been so relaxed for a long time. At this time, Mr. Pu came over and asked, "How are you doing?"

"Very good, very good, the water temperature is just right," Li Debiao said happily.

"Well, as long as he feels comfortable, the four of you will let him soak in the water for an hour in each pool until tomorrow morning," said Mr. Pu.

"One day and one night?" Zhu Ganglie's expression was a bit unbearable.

"It's okay, you can go now." Li Debiao thought about taking a bath in a hot spring.

"Then let's start now," Mr. Pu said with a smile, his face full of treachery.

"Then you go in." Zhu Ganglie looked at him unbearably.

"Where to enter?"

"Go in there." Zhu Ganglie pointed. It turned out that there was a round hole in the middle of the three pools. Li Debiao looked at it in surprise and jumped into the round hole. This small pool was not too small. It could accommodate at least three people.

As soon as a man of his size jumped in, iron bars rose up from the sides of the three pools, forming a cage-like shape, locking Li Debiao inside. He was about to ask what this meant, but at this time, from the iron bars,

The water spurted out and it felt quite comfortable. It turned out that this was a fire dragon bath!

Just when I thought of this, I heard Zhu Ganglie shout, "Luo... Jia..."

With a sound of armor falling, a gap opened on the side of the pool where he had soaked just now, and the water rushed over like a wave. "I'll go, this is still a surf bath." Li Debiao was surprised to discover

As the water waves get bigger and bigger, the temperature gets higher and higher. "Okay, it's hot enough. Turn off the air."

As soon as he finished speaking, hot jets of air suddenly erupted from the iron bars. "Did you press the wrong valve? I asked you to turn off the air. Why did you turn on the steamer again? Is this a sauna?"

No one answered him. The water in the entire pool was about to boil, and his skin was red with steam. "I can't do it anymore. Let me out quickly. I'm going to be cooked."

Li Debiao felt like a big crab and when it was about to be cooked, he heard Zhu Ganglie shouting, "One hour is up, forge... bones..."

With the sound of bone forging, the hot water pool was closed, and the blue pool next to it was opened. "Huh! Comfortable." Li Debiao felt a coolness coming over him. It was no longer hot. Then the water temperature continued to drop, and it felt so cool to the bones.

, and it’s so cold that it feels so cold that my soul is about to freeze. Li Debiao still feels like a crab, but it’s not a crab in a steamer, but a crab in a freezer. It’s so cold that his teeth are clenching, and the iron bars are tightening.

The mist was sprayed out again, and this time it was a biting cold wind. It was so cold that he felt that his bones were about to break. Looking at the cold wind, Li Debiao cursed, "My bones."

It’s almost frozen to pieces, and you still turn on the air conditioner?”

Just when Li Debiao felt that his consciousness was a little blurry, Zhu Ganglie's voice came to mind again, "One hour is up, wash...the marrow..."

As the marrow washing began, the red pool water was turned on again. Li Debiao was mentally prepared to be frozen to death or boiled. As a result, the water temperature was neither cold nor hot, which made him feel good. Suddenly, he felt so prickly.

He just wanted to jump out. Gradually, the stinging pain became numb and the skin became itchy. The stinging pain was felt in the flesh. The stinging flesh hurt, the skin was itchy, and the muscles ached. As uncomfortable as it was, this was at this moment.

The eternal iron bar sprayed out red mist again. This time it was neither cold nor hot, but had a faint floral fragrance. Li Debiao greedily took a big sip, and it felt as if he had swallowed a steel knife and passed through his nose.

It pierced the esophagus, from the esophagus to the chest, then from the chest to the internal organs, and finally to the large intestine. Finally, a big bubble appeared in the water, and he farted.
Chapter completed!
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