Chapter 015 Secretly Work Hard, Then Surprise Everyone(1/2)
The Wei couple are Huo Qubing's cousins. Although Huo Guang has no blood relationship with the Wei family, he follows Huo Qubing and calls General Wei Qing his uncle.
So the same thing.
It would be no problem if he calls Mr. Wei an old cousin.
After entering the house, he saw Mr. and Mrs. Wei lying on the bed moaning. Huo Guang said in a false voice, "Hey, cousin, you are really suffering."
Mr. and Mrs. Wei turned their heads.
He looked at Huo Guang with doubts on his face and said, "Old cousin?"
"Yes, we are cousins. Although we are not related by blood, it is not an exaggeration to call them cousins." Huo Guang said, and patted Wei and his wife on the buttocks.
Suddenly.
The demon king of Chang'an City suddenly screamed in pain.
"Oh, please don't slap my butt, I didn't know I was hurt!" Mr. Wei said angrily.
Huo Guang chuckled and was unmoved.
I'm even thinking that I deserve it, because you usually do all kinds of mischief based on your reputation as General Wei.
Of course, you still have to pretend to save face!
So he pretended to sigh and said: "Hey, my uncle's attack was too harsh. Although I am my son, you are still the Marquis of Yichun personally named by His Majesty. How could you be beaten like this!"
Mr. and Mrs. Wei waved his hands and said: "Hey, what kind of title is there? What I am granting is a feudal title. I have a city but no land. I can't do anything. It just sounds good."
After saying this, Huo Guang wanted to give his butt a little push.
This cup is for you to fill.
Becoming a general and a marquis is the dream of many men in ancient times.
Not to mention others, even the flying general Li Guang, who was good at riding, shooting and hunting tigers, could not be granted the title of marquis in his lifetime.
This Wei couple, if his father hadn't been General Wei Qing, with his virtue, it would have been fine if he hadn't been beaten half to death outside.
Still want to be granted the title of Marquis?
Shut it up!
But who makes people’s lives good?
No matter which dynasty you are in, as long as you are reincarnated well, you don’t need to win at the starting line.
You've been waiting for you at the finish line since you were born, so why do you still need to talk to you about the starting line?
Huo Guang secretly scorned him, but he still managed to smile and said, "What are you talking about? Being a Marquis is a supreme honor!"
"Ugh, that's glorious!" Mr. Wei smacked his lips, not commenting on Huo Guang's words. After moving his buttocks, he grinned and said, "Hey, you came to me, didn't you just come to see my joke?"
Seeing a joke?
I'm just sitting around and watching your jokes.
I come?
That's just to defraud you of your money!
Thinking of this, Huo Guang shook his head and said: "Is it possible that I was just kidding you? My uncle, you were beaten like this by your uncle, but you never confessed to me. This kind of generosity really moved me, even if it was a close friend
Brothers are nothing more than that!"
Even Wei and his wife felt quite comfortable hearing compliments.
So he pretended not to care and said: "Haha, it's nothing. Brother Yu, there's nothing else but justice!"
"Besides, I was the one who dragged you there. It's none of your business in the first place!"
"I'm just going to take this little punishment and resist it all by myself. I won't be able to harm you!"
Seeing that this idiot was fooled into being unable to find Bei after just two words, Huo Guang suddenly felt sympathy for General Wei Qing in his heart.
It doesn’t matter if the son is not like the father.
This is like not inheriting any good genes.
Now that his father Wei Qing is here, he can still live a happy life. If General Wei is gone, with his brain, he will probably die without knowing how he will die in the future.
"Ahem, my brother's righteousness is really a role model for men!" Huo Guang gave Wei and his wife a thumbs up against his will. After complimenting him, he asked: "By the way, my brother, are you short of money?"
"
"Short of money? You're not short of money. I live in the General's Mansion and there's nothing I need to spend money on." Mr. Wei said truthfully.
really!
As he said, in the general's mansion, everyone would take care of his food, drink, and toilet, so there was no need for him to spend any money.
Naturally, there is no shortage of money.
but!
Huo Guang, who came with a purpose, couldn't let him think like that.
After thinking about it for a while, he said: "How can I not be short of money? Look at what is free on Chang'an Street? Hu biscuits in the bakery, and all kinds of delicious barbecue and sauces in the barbecue shop.
, in the kiln..."
Grass! (a plant)
What Huo Guang originally wanted to say later was "the girls in the brothels, these all cost money."
It's a pity that in this era there is no such kiln on the surface...
Oh, it’s so boring!
Even the fun of listening to music on Goulan is gone.
Huo Guang's voice stopped suddenly, but Wei and his wife became curious and asked, "What is a brothel? Can it be eaten?"
"Well, it's not food, it's a place in my hometown where you can only spend money to play." Huo Guang said casually.
But Mr. Wei didn't know what he was talking about, so he could only ask in confusion: "Is that brothel fun?"
"It's very fun!" Huo Guang said briefly, not wanting to dwell on this issue.
However, the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.
Mr. and Mrs. Wei suddenly became interested and said, "When my butt is healed, you can take Brother Yu to visit that so-called brothel!"
Forehead?
Is this human nature?
He didn't say anything, he seemed to understand everything.
Ahem...
After Huo Guang coughed twice, he returned to the topic and said, "I have no money, old cousin. Didn't I tell you that you can only play with money, and it's very expensive!"
"Ah, so?" Mr. Wei suddenly lost interest.
See the situation.
Huo Guang hurriedly said: "So we are short of money now, and if we are short of money, we need to make money. Don't be downcast, old man. In this way, I have a very profitable project in hand. Let's work together and make a lot of money!"
"Ah? A money-making project? What does this project mean?" Mr. Wei couldn't understand Huo Guang's words, so he asked.
This gave Huo Guangdun a headache.
It's really hard to chat with people who are not from the same era.
After thinking about it for a while.
Huo Guang then forced out a smile and explained: "Projects are how I make money. Please listen to me first. My way of making money is..."
"..."
After telling Mr. and Mrs. Wei about his toilet plan, the other party slowly nodded and understood what he wanted to do.
certainly.
It was impossible for him to tell Mrs. Wei everything, he only revealed certain points.
After hearing what Huo Guang said about ways to make money, Mr. and Mrs. Wei couldn't help but frowned and asked, "You can also make money with this toilet chip. Cousin Huo Guang, aren't you joking?"
"Yes, let me tell you, I have investigated clearly, and many big households in Chang'an City will want it!" Huo Guang patted Wei and his wife on the shoulders and said, "Don't worry, old cousin, I will never cheat you.
If I hadn't seen you so righteous, you wouldn't have confessed to me."
"It's just a big business that can make money, I won't tell you anything."
As soon as these words came out, most of Mr. Wei's doubts were dispelled.
Was he still curious?
If you can make money, why would you go to him? It turns out that you see him being righteous.
and!
Mr. and Mrs. Wei themselves felt that they were truly righteous and resisted so many beatings from their father without confessing to Huo Guang.
To be continued...