Men know everything!

If you have an urgent need to urinate, you will lose control of yourself the moment you untie your pants.

On the door curtain at the entrance, there are two small seal characters for men and women written on it to distinguish the men's and women's toilets.

The problem is that Huo Guang can't understand it.

He came from time to time and has never learned the writing of this era.

This era is what later generations call the Western Han Dynasty, which was inherited from the Qin system and written in small seal script. Moreover, most people have no access to knowledge and education in their lives, and illiteracy is everywhere. Although his father Huo Zhongru can read some words, he can't usually read it.

I can't find time to teach.

It happened that I had to urinate urgently just now, and no one answered after calling me, so I randomly chose a side to go to the toilet.

He bet that the one on the right was the men's room.

Um!

Betting on dogs does not deserve sympathy.

When he entered, he discovered that he had made a mistake in betting and someone was using the restroom. First of all, Huo Guang went into the men's restroom, not the men's restroom!

If it's not a men's room, then there's no need to say more about who is using it, right?

Huo Guang, who was opening the floodgates to release the floods, was so young and energetic that he could pee three feet in the wind.

Not to mention where does the wind come from in the toilet?

There were only screams and Huo Guang swinging wildly after being frightened.

"Ah ah ah, you bastard, this is the women's restroom, what are you doing here as a man... Ah ah, you turned around and peed on us." One of the women, who was taller than Huo Guang, suddenly screamed.

road.

This is so loud.

If we attract people from the Wei Mansion, it will be over.

Immediately.

Huo Guang, who was not tall, said fiercely: "Don't make any noise, I will kill you if I make any more noise!"

There was also a threatening tone in his words.

To be sure, Huo Guang also turned around as he spoke. After all, he still wanted to show his face, and he couldn't do something as shameless as "walking around under the moon".

But at this moment, the tall girl immediately ran out with two girls younger than Huo Guang. At the same time, she didn't forget to shout: "Come here, there are scoundrels in the women's restroom who are molesting women."

, come and arrest people!"

"Hey, don't yell, I'm not a bad person!" Huo Guang's face hurt. He looked at the women who ran out like drowned rats. He wanted to catch up and explain, but he looked down at himself and sighed.

: "Forget it, let's finish draining the water!"

"Hey, why did we cause trouble when we first arrived?"

"I hope she's just a maid from the general's residence, not the daughter of the general's residence!"

How do you say something?

Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel.

In the video of the little girls just now, they are obviously wearing silk and satin, which is extremely luxurious. In this dynasty, if you can wear silk and satin, how can you be an ordinary person?

Even if she is a maid, she is not an ordinary maid.

At least she must be the singer in the house!

After draining the water, I came out of the toilet and saw a group of people running towards me from a distance.

The leader was led by the little girls who had just ran out of the toilet and came specifically to catch him. Behind them were General Wei Qing and his wife Shen Youjia, as well as the empress, Wei Zifu, and

My own champion brother.

"Mother, it's him who spoiled me and my two sisters!" The one who spoke was the older one among the little girls, even half a head taller than Huo Guang.

And when she said this to Queen Wei Zifu, Huo Guang knew that he was really in trouble this time.

What he offended was not the rich lady in the general's palace or the singer, but...

Royal relatives!

She is an extremely noble princess!

After all, except for the princess and the prince, who would dare to call the queen the queen?

At this moment, Huo Guang was quickly thinking about how he should make excuses. Huo Qubing, who was standing opposite him, spoke first: "Huo Guang, what's going on? You offended these three princesses: Princess Wei, Princess Shiyi, and Princess Zhuyi.

,Insulting relatives of the emperor and the country is a serious crime."

"If it's intentional, even I can't protect you."

"If you didn't mean to offend, please apologize to your three cousins!"

After saying that, Huo Qubing immediately raised his hands to the Queen and said, "Aunt, this brother of mine came from a small rural county and entered Chang'an for the first time. He doesn't understand the rules here. Please..."

However.

Before Brother Champion finished speaking, he was interrupted by the Empress, saying: "Okay, you don't need to say more, this matter has nothing to do with you. No matter what the reason, humiliating the royal family is a capital crime, let alone peeing on

On the princess."

Huo Qubing is the queen's nephew, so naturally she won't put the blame on him.

What's more!

Even if she wanted to, the emperor would not. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's preference for military generals reached the extreme, especially Huo Qubing, who really raised him as his son and treated him completely as his own.

But Huo Guang was different.

He has no blood relationship with the Wei family, and the Queen is not happy with him.

Now she broke into the women's restroom and peed on her daughter. How could she endure such humiliation to the royal family?

Huo Guang will be sentenced to death immediately!

But in this matter, even someone with a noble status and the right to speak, like the Queen, still does not have direct decision-making power.

after all.

Wei Zifu is neither Empress Lu nor Empress Dowager Dou, so they cannot be compared in terms of power.

But no matter what, even if she has no power, her status as empress is still extremely noble. In the world, except for the emperor, only the empress can enjoy this dignity.

so!

At this time, Huo Guang knew that if he didn't defend himself, he would be doomed.

Although he has been in great trouble, he has been born in two lifetimes, and his state of mind is much more stable than that of ordinary people.

So after organizing the words in his mind, he said directly: "Uncle, aunt, and the queen, you really can't blame me for this!"

"Before I went to the toilet, I already called out to see if anyone was there. It was her... Well, the princesses didn't reply to me. I thought no one went in."

"Brother, you know this. I haven't relieved myself since I entered the city. I really couldn't bear it anymore, so I ran in so recklessly. I didn't mean to offend the three princesses!"

After hearing Huo Guang's explanation, Huo Qubing immediately understood.

then!

Brother Champion turned around and explained to his relatives: "Aunt, aunt, uncle, this is my fault. After I took Huo Guang into the city, I kept him waiting, but I didn't care about it. Moreover, although my brother grew up in the village

I live in a wild place and don’t understand the rules of the city. However, I am still very honest and would not deliberately humiliate my cousins.”

Huo Qubing still has a lot of say in the general's mansion.

He is not only a relative!

The most important thing is that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty personally named the champion, the general in command who had just returned to the court after a victorious battle!

so.

As soon as these words came out, even the noble empress had to frown. She turned around, looked at her three daughters again, and asked: "Is what Huo Guang said true? Did he shout before going to the toilet?

, and you didn’t answer?”

The three princesses were speechless for a moment.

The education from the royal family prevented them from lying, so they could only nod and say: "Yes."

But Princess Wei obviously didn't want to spare Huo Guang so easily, and immediately said: "Mother, although this man shouted before going to the toilet, there are clearly words for men and women written on the front door of this toilet!"

"No matter how anxious he is, why can't he just go to the toilet with the word 'male' on the other side? Why would he break into the toilet with the word 'female' written on it?"

"It seems to me that he obviously has bad intentions!"

Princess Wei Chang is the Queen's first child. She is two years older than Huo Guang, and her thoughts are not as simple as those of her two younger sisters.

In addition, the empress did not like Huo Guang from the beginning because of his father Huo Zhongru.

so.

He directly followed his daughter's words and asked Huo Guang: "Okay, let's not mention the humiliation for now. How do you explain this?"

When Huo Guang heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

It was a serious crime to humiliate the royal family, as long as he didn't mention it. As for why he broke into the women's toilet, it was easy for him to explain.

After thinking about what he wanted to say for a moment, he hurriedly said: "You can't blame me for this. I can't read, how can I tell the difference between men and women? The two characters written in front of the toilet door curtain do recognize me, but I don't.

They!"

for this explanation.

Before the Empress could speak, the youngest Princess Shiyi said first: "You are talking nonsense. My mother taught me that there are three legs under the character for male and two legs under the character for woman. How could I not distinguish such a simple thing!"

"

When Huo Guang heard this, he was a little confused.

What?
Chapter completed!