: Please go to the toilet? Huo Guang can’t do it

Author: Nuguo Xia

: Please go to the toilet? Huo Guang can’t do it

"My courage in courting Emperor Gaozu? Mr. Wei, what do you mean by this?" Gongsun Jingsheng asked in confusion.

However.

At this moment, Mr. and Mrs. Wei were as confident as a Wenqu star descending to earth, possessed by a wise old man. They said to Gongsun Jingsheng: "Cousin, don't ask, please come with me."

then.

Under Gongsun Jingsheng's suspicious eyes, he was taken to the toilet in the general's mansion.

For a while.

Gongsun Jingsheng was a little confused.

He looked at Mr. and Mrs. Wei and asked in confusion: "Are you asking me to go to the toilet? Do you think you can avoid being arrested by the Tingwei?"

After hearing this, Mr. and Mrs. Wei shook his head and said, "It's okay to hide in the toilet. With Tingwei's ability, he can find you even if he digs three feet in the city of Chang'an."

Talk!

Mr. Wei patted his chest confidently and said, "Cousin, all these toilets can lead to the outside. I think back then, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, invited Emperor Gaozu to the Hongmen Banquet."

"Do you know how Gaozu escaped?"

"He just used the toilet as an excuse to escape from the toilet. I admire your courage for being able to endure the smell of salt."

"I just don't know if my cousin is alive anymore."

After hearing what Mr. and Mrs. Wei said, Gongsun Jingsheng, who was called a cousin, was stunned, and his face turned black.

Let him escape from the toilet?

Then if word gets out, do you want to become a human being?

Immediately, Gongsun Jingsheng said with great resistance: "No, no, no, I absolutely cannot accept this method. At worst, I will be arrested by Tingwei and thrown into prison. Anyway, my aunt is the current queen, what should I be afraid of?"

However.

Seeing that he was about to leave, Mr. Wei followed him and muttered: "Okay, cousin, don't be angry, I also have a kind idea."

"After all, the laws of our dynasty were developed after the Qin Dynasty. Although they are relatively loose, they are still very strict."

"You embezzled the money for recruiting soldiers into the army. With the current emperor's emphasis on the army, I wonder if my aunt can protect my cousin."

Speaking of which.

Gongsun Jingsheng, who was about to throw down the curtain and leave, suddenly stopped again.

yes.

What he did was money allocated to the army. With the temper of the current emperor, if he was found out, he would definitely be punished with death, so my aunt may not be able to protect herself.

Thinking of this, Gongsun Jingsheng suddenly complained with a black line: "But cousin, this idea you came up with is too bad. How can anyone escape from such filthy things? Who can bear this!"

However.

Mr. Wei smiled naively and said, "Yes, didn't I just say that I am paying homage to the Great Ancestor!"

Gongsun Jingsheng heard this.

He stamped his feet angrily and said: "Gaozu is Gaozu, can he be compared to ordinary people? I can't do it anyway!"

"Then I can't think of any other way." Mr. Wei shrugged, pretending to be helpless.

Gongsun Jingsheng was anxious.

After thinking for a long time, he made up his mind and said: "Cousin, remember, you must not tell anyone about this today. Also, watch the exit for me and don't let anyone come in at this time."

Hear this.

Mr. Wei's eyes suddenly lit up and he asked: "Cousin Gongsun, have you made the determination to burn the boat?"

"Um."

Gongsun Jingsheng could only nod his head.

at this time.

The naive Wei couple immediately clapped their hands and said, "My cousin is really courageous. If he escapes this time, he will definitely accomplish a lot."

"Shut up and watch the door for me."

Gongsun Jingsheng immediately roared angrily.

then.

After Mr. Wei said "Okay", he obediently went to guard the door for his cousin.

But no one came outside.

Gongsun Jingsheng's shouts could be heard in the toilet, and he could only be heard cursing and yelling: "Uncle Wei, what did you say, why can't I find it?"

Mr. and Mrs. Wei heard this.

He hurriedly walked in, and when he saw that cousin Gongsun was covered in filth, he felt sick in his stomach.

"How could it not be found? If there was no exit, how could Emperor Gaozu escape from the Hongmen Banquet hosted by the overlord of Western Chu?" Mr. and Mrs. Wei were also a little curious.

However.

Regarding Little Fatty's disbelief, Gongsun Jingsheng was already in a very bad mood, and immediately cursed: "If you don't believe me, why don't you come down and look for me?"

"Well, forget it then." Mr. and Mrs. Wei would not go down even if they were beaten to death.

And this time.

Gongsun Jingsheng asked: "Who did you hear about Gaozu's escape from the Hongmen Banquet?"

Mr. Wei didn't think much and replied directly: "Brother Huo Guang, he told me that. He also said that the person he admired the most was Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty. In such a dangerous situation, he could still think of cleaning the toilet.

The way to escape is beyond the reach of human beings!"

"It's Huo Guang again." Gongsun muttered Jingsheng. Suddenly his eyes widened and he said angrily: "Drain the toilet?"

"Yes, clean the toilet!"

At this time, Mr. and Mrs. Wei were still a little confused.

But Gongsun Jingsheng's eyes were splitting. He stared at the little fat man and cursed: "Mrs. Wei, you are an ignorant idiot. The toilet is a toilet for raising pigs, and you don't raise pigs in the general's house.

Where’s the exit?”

I heard Gongsun Jingsheng’s words.

Mr. and Mrs. Wei were also a little embarrassed at this moment, mumbling hesitantly: "Ah this."

However.

At this moment, Gongsun Jingsheng was so angry that he immediately rushed towards Mr. and Mrs. Wei without caring about his image, and cursed: "Ah, ah, you're so angry with me, you idiot, I'm going to kill you!"

See the situation.

Mr. and Mrs. Wei immediately ran away screaming in fear, fearing that their clean clothes would be touched by cousin Gongsun.

At the same time, he ran and shouted: "Cousin, believe me, I really have good intentions."

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before this farce unfolded.

On Huo Guang's side, as soon as he finished talking to Tingwei about Zhang Tang, the imperial censor, he was immediately called over by General Wei Qing.

After arriving at General Wei Qing's side, Huo Guang respectfully shouted: "Uncle."

"Yeah." Wei Qing responded, and then said: "Your aunt said that the bowl of noodles given today was good. It was very smooth and comfortable to eat, and the taste was extremely delicious. So my uncle wanted to ask if I could find a recipe for this longevity noodles.

Do you want one?"

Huo Guang then smiled and said: "Of course, not only can I give you the recipe, but if the cook in the house is not good at it, I can also ask the kitchen here and over there to cook it for my aunt. Oh, by the way, where is my aunt?

"

Wei Qing smiled elegantly and said, "After eating the noodles, I felt a little sleepy again, so I asked your aunt to take a nap."

"Oh." Huo Guang nodded,

At this moment.

Wei Qing sighed: "I haven't seen your brother recently, which makes you feel a little left out."

When Huo Guang heard this, he raised his hands and said, "My brother was arranged by Your Majesty to train troops a few days ago. I am unable to come back today to celebrate my aunt's birthday. Please don't be offended."

The general then shook his head, waved his hand and said, "What's so strange about this? It's not like I don't know about the disease training."

That's what it says.

But Wei Qing's eyes still flashed a hint of loneliness.

Your Majesty is becoming more and more fond of the Hussars General, so that he, the great general, has been guarding Chang'an alone for many years and has not been able to go to the battlefield to lead troops in battles.

Although the champion Hou Huo Qubing is his nephew.

But the main problem is that he has not led troops on the battlefield for a long time. Especially for a general with a reputation like him, it feels very uncomfortable to see his nephew repeatedly performing extraordinary feats on the battlefield.

That's not jealousy.

It was an itch, an itch like a tarsal insect. But he was helpless, just like a big tree being eaten by termites. God allowed the big tree to grow, but did not give him a hand to brush away the itching.

If Wei Qing were that big tree.

Then Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, was high in heaven.
To be continued...