Chapter 168 Uncle Helps Cover His Vest
Wei Chi wiped the drool that almost dripped from the corner of his mouth. He looked like a rabbit, jumping over and looking around: "Rabbit, where is the rabbit?"
Jiang Si sat him down on the bench and threw the disguise paint in front of him: "Except for these two eyes, paint all the parts of your face. Don't let any rabbits see your face."
Wei Chi said "Oh" and began to apply paint on his face quickly, waiting for him to finish applying the paint.
Here comes the first batch of rabbits.
He quickly put the paint box into his pocket and sat like a javelin.
The 6-man group of rabbits are from the First Military Academy. Their combinations are combat type, mecha type, and healing type.
Wei Chi placed three registration forms in front of him.
The registration form is the one used to register when we first landed on this planet and landed on the spaceship. Now it is placed on the table. It is used to register the number of epaulettes and nameplates, as well as the military training school, name, and what department they studied.
"Congratulations to everyone, you have overcome all obstacles and reached the finish line. You are 5 days ahead of schedule." Jiang Si was wearing an instructor's uniform, holding an instructor's stick in her hand, facing the six people who were stumbling and supporting each other.
group, he said angrily: "Everyone, come here to register and count the nameplates, epaulettes and quantities snatched. After counting, you can rest. Of course, congratulations to everyone, you are the first group to reach the finish line."
As soon as the group of 6 heard that they were the first to reach the finish line, they immediately cheered and shouted, cursing: "I got the first place. I didn't kill the person who killed the marshal. It's a damn honor."
"I can finally take a shower. I haven't touched water for 20 days. Is this military training? It's obviously life-threatening."
"I want to have a big meal and buy natural fruits. This nutrient solution makes me want to vomit."
"I just said, how could our First Military Academy let the Fifth Military Academy take over? Anyway, I don't believe those scumbags from the Fifth Military Academy can kill my male idol."
Jiang Si heard their complaints, cheers and curses, and the instructor's stick in her hand hit the table, making a snapping sound: "Everyone, if you didn't register, you didn't win. It's a bit early to cheer loudly now."
This is her reminder.
The group of 6 suddenly became sober. They were howling and cursing, but now they rushed to the table, scrambling to sign the registration form, write down their college, the department they studied, and the number of nameplates and epaulettes they snatched.
Next to the table are two large baskets woven from tobacco and willow, used to hold chrome plaques and epaulettes.
Without thinking twice, they threw everything from the epaulettes and nameplates into the basket.
The nameplate and epaulettes were smashed into the basket, making a pleasant and pleasant clanging sound.
Wei Chi strained his face and pinched his thighs to prevent himself from making any happy noises.
He opened his mouth and deliberately lowered his voice, and said to the six-person group of the First Military Academy who had already handed in all their nameplates and epaulettes: "Congratulations to everyone, the first group has reached the finish line. You will become the pillars of the country. You are among the 310,000 people in this military training.
Super lucky guy.”
After receiving the instructor's affirmation, everyone in the 6-person group had a smile of victory on their faces, and they all responded: "Thank you, instructor."
"You're welcome!" Jiang Si opened her mouth and commanded: "Stand at attention, turn left, and walk together."
The six people immediately straightened their backs and turned to the left in unison. After walking five steps, Jiang Si opened her mouth to stop them: "Stand at attention and look to the right. Congratulations to everyone. Let's welcome the next second team to come here.
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The group of 6 people all looked to the right, their eyes full of excitement.
The second group of seven people were also from the First Military Academy. They came in a state of embarrassment and rushed to the finish line.
The group of 6 grinned proudly at them, showing off to them that they were the first batch of people to arrive.
Jiang Si used the same method to ask them to register and threw the nameplates and epaulettes she had snatched into the basket.
All the equipment on the 13 people in the two groups was removed, and Jiang Si took them to rest in the huge tent at the rear.
They looked at each other and were secretly happy. As expected, the first and second place got special treatment. Look, there were separate rest tents.
There are also hammocks, clean drinking water, and a change of clothes in the tent.
After they entered, they sat in the hammock and relaxed their vigilance.
Jiang Si waited at the door for a moment, took out the machine cannon from the space button, and fired at the tent indiscriminately.
The banging noise caused no one in the tent to be spared.
They were all shot, with red smoke coming out of their bodies.
Then Jiang Si opened the tent behind the tent and shouted to the people inside: "They are all dead, come out quickly."
All the people who had been shot and died rushed out in an instant and saw a row of instructors in instructor uniforms sitting on the ground not far away. They waved their hands in unison and said in unison: "Welcome to be like us."
.Get rid of it.”
"Hold your pussy, what's going on?"
"Who the hell got killed? Isn't this the terminal?"
"Are you trying to trick us at the terminal? What the hell?"
"Bang bang bang bang!"
Jiang Si set up her machine cannon and fired at them again, warning coldly: "Dead people can't talk. If you talk again, you will really turn into dead people. Hurry up and find a trap yourself and squat down."
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Two groups, 13 people, all with angry eyes and unwilling faces, but they were hit by blank bullets fired from the machine guns, which meant death.
Even if you are no longer willing to give in, you will not dare to violate the military training rules.
I could only walk towards the instructors, find a place and squat down.
Seeing them squatting properly, the 34 dead instructors comforted them with words.
"If you want to be a little funny to military cadets, we have all been dead for about 20 days, and you have just died. Just get used to it."
"Winning or losing is a common thing for a soldier. Just try to win the battle next time. Don't droop like a dead face. It's unlucky."
"That's right, don't look like a dead person. You have to find your own fun like us and ruthlessly laugh at yourself, so that your days won't feel like years."
13 people: “…”
Please beg them to be human and show some face!
This is the most heart-wrenching consolation of the year, is it necessary to say it?
Make the dead laugh, damn your uncle's ruthless self-mockery.
Jiang Si set up the tent and returned to the front as if no one had ever entered.
Wei Chi held the nameplates and epaulettes with an obsessed look on his face: "Xiao Sisi, these 13 people are very powerful, there are a total of 500 nameplates and epaulettes."
"What are you doing now? There will be more rabbits in the future, be more promising." Jiang Si reminded: "Tighten your nerves, you almost laughed just now!"
Wei Chi stuck out his tongue: "This is my first time experiencing such a big scene. I'm not used to it. I'll definitely get used to it later."
"Then you have to get used to it quickly." Jiang Si said as she walked to the shed where the bacon was smoked, removed the shed and put out the smoke.
The meat that had been smoked for more than 10 days showed its face. Nearly a thousand kilograms of meat, the strips were brown and shiny, exuding a faint fragrance of pine and cypress.
"Here, I didn't expect the finished product to be so beautiful!" Wei Chi took a sip of saliva and said, "Xiao Sisi, can you eat it?"
"Go up and take a bite and try it!" Jiang Si said mischievously, activating the optical brain, taking 9 photos in 360 degrees without blind spots, and forwarded the photos to Xia Pu, asking him to pre-sell 500 pounds.
"Aww!" Wei Chi heard that he could take a bite. Without saying anything, he opened his mouth and took a bite. When he chewed off a piece, his mouth was full of oil.
"Look, the online store cooperating with Your Excellency, the seventh-level plant therapist, has launched a new product after more than 20 days." Yan Qi raised his light brain to Mr. Bo, who had his hands on his lower abdomen and closed his eyes to meditate, and said respectfully.
: "500 kilograms of secret bacon, limited to two kilograms per person, rush to buy after 10 days, and upload the eating and making methods."
Bo Jichen's eyelids moved slightly, and his eyes suddenly opened. His beautiful purple eyes were clear: "It's new. Hurry up and add it to the pre-sale shopping cart. Don't miss it by then."
Yan Qi: “…”
Isn’t it the point that you can’t get it?
He gave the order, is there still a shortage of this little meat?
So funny!
Yan Qi couldn't forget about the seventh-level plant therapist, scratching his head and wanted to know who he was: "No, I told you before, I suspect that Jiang Si not only knows the newly promoted seventh-level plant therapist, but it is very possible that she
Do you still remember that you are a level 7 plant therapist?"
Bo Jingchen clicked on his brain, added the collection to the shopping cart in one go, and after finishing it, he looked at Yan Qi and said slowly, "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I know the newly promoted seventh-level plant therapist, she is not our relative.
Princess, she is my partner."
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The author has something to say:
Dear friends! I wish you a happy new year! All your wishes will come true, and I will receive more big red envelopes! I love you, so much! ps: The military training will be over in one chapter, and then it will be time to mention Jiang Sixi’s little cub
Chapter completed!