"Pfft!" Jiang Si couldn't help but burst into laughter.

What kind of magical steel concrete straight man is this?

What about reproductive isolation?

Why did he become a famous double standard when he came to his brother's place?

Are you gifted?

Listening to the laughter coming from the voice, Agares frowned and said slowly: "Where did you find this egg? It seems to be somewhat different from a small pterosaur egg, and it is different from a small pterosaur egg.

The black eggs are a bit larger and more in line with emu eggs, but they seem to be a little darker than them."

Cheap Husband was so observant that now the call was turned into a voice call, and he even questioned this black egg.

It seems that the breed of Uncle Brother is not recorded in the records and is a hidden, rare and unknown breed of mythical beast.

Jiang Si pinched her thigh, stopped her laughter abruptly, spoke softly, and joked: "I don't know what kind of egg this is. Admiral Bo Jingchen asked someone to give it to me. He said that as long as I put this

When the egg hatches into life, it can summon a beautiful and obedient divine beast called Agares to warm my bed."

Agares, a straight man who can't be bent by steel, has no point in getting ridiculed by Jiang Si, and is thinking about his teacher's bad taste.

He opened his mouth to correct: "The Trojan Empire believes in strength. Since the founding of the country, there has been no sacred beast, let alone a sacred beast named Agares."

"He said that mythical beasts warm the bed. All beasts, even orcs, are wild and hostile. Don't be fooled by him. If he gives you eggs, you should cook them and eat them!

"

Jiang Si was stunned, opened her mouth with a smile, and let the teasing words flow out of her mouth: "You fool, your good-looking, loyal, and strong His Majesty Agares, the sacred beast of the country, he is talking about you!"

Agares's face on the other end of the voice instantly burned up, the tips of his ears were red and bleeding, and his voice was hoarse: "Sorry, I still have training here, goodbye!"

After cutting off the optical brain, it was as if his little wife would say something like a tiger or a wolf a second too late.

"Hahaha!" Jiang Si's stopped laughter burst out instantly, making her whole body tremble with laughter and tears bursting out of her eyes.

How can such a straight man be so serious and cute?

"Coach, what's wrong with you? Why are your faces so red?" Moore came over with Chu Xi. When he saw his coach, he blushed sternly, thinking that his coach's genes were broken again, so he asked with concern.

Agares coughed slightly, and despite the redness on his face and the tips of his ears, his dark eyes swept over Moir, "It's okay, the three-hundred-mile cross-country run with heavy loads on foot, have you finished it?"

Moore: “…”

Since when has it become possible to hike cross-country for 300 miles with a heavy load?

How come he doesn't know?

Chu Xi: "......"

You idiot, you haven't learned to be smart yet.

The coach's blush must have been aroused by his wife.

Even if you hit the muzzle of the gun, who will run if you don't run?

"Xiao Sisi!" Wei Chi followed Jiang Si to the teleporter to get the egg from the robot. He walked into Jiang Si's dormitory and saw a hand hammering the table and staring at the optical brain. Jiang Si laughed and asked quickly: "Xiao Sisi

, I know our results in this military training are good, so you don’t need to be so excited."

Jiang Si wiped away the tears from her laughter. Fortunately, she was not in bed just now. If she were in bed, she could roll on the bed: "Didn't you go back to Capital Star to check your health? Are you okay?"

Wei Chi suddenly ran over, took out a big box from the space button, and put it in front of Jiang Si.

Jiang Si had quick eyesight and fished out the big black egg on the table.

With a bang, the big box Wei Chi took out was placed in the place where Big Black Egg had been. He patted his chest: "I'm fine. I told my family a long time ago.

The reason why I am weak is because they make me stay in the hospital every day."

"Now let me go to school. After a month of military training, my physical fitness has improved, and my mental strength has also increased by 0.3 points. I told my mother that I have made good friends. My mother is very happy. This is a gift from my mother to you.

gift.”

Her mental power is offensive.

It also comes with treatment.

During the month of military training, I inadvertently photographed Wei Chi's body. Although it could not cure his mental and genetic breakdown, it could give a small treatment and would not be easily discovered.

"What is it?" Jiang Si held the black egg in her hand and looked at the big square box on the table.

Wei Chi lifted the lid of the box, spread out his hands, and shook at the box: "Dang Dang Dang Dang, look, there is a big box full of candies for treating gene collapse, all given to you by my mother!"

Poop-flavored genetic candy wrapped in colorful candy wrappers?

It’s hard to get past this joke, right?

If she is guilty.

Please let the Imperial Supreme Court Inspector Bo Jingchen judge her.

Instead of having this Tiehanhan punish her with poop-flavored genetic candy.

Jiang Si casually put the big black egg into the kitchen basin, closed the lid of the box, picked up the box and stuffed it into Wei Chi's arms. She pushed him towards the door and said, "Little Wei Chi, I appreciate Mother Wei's kindness."

Yes, I have tooth decay and can’t eat candy.”

"But you can give candies to Director Yan Qiyan of the Planting Department. Don't forget, you shot him to death. In order to avoid his chicken belly, I gave you small shoes. I think it is necessary to please him."

Wei Chi blinked: "Director Yan, you can't be so cautious, right?"

"Aren't you so petty?" Jiang Siguai shouted, "Have you forgotten that he is the most serious pervert in the entire academy?"

"He can do this to people in his own department. To you, a member of the mecha department, he can just use his mouth to deal with you, a little scumbag. Think about it, you can't enter Hunting with the lowest grades after graduating from a military academy.

Legion, this is such an embarrassment to your idol."

yes.

People who join the hunting corps.

They are all mobilized by the major armies.

Outstanding people from major military academies.

If he wanted to enter with the lowest score, he would not only be sorry for Admiral Bo Jingchen's recommendation letter, but also lose the face of his idol.

no.

Absolutely not.

Wei Chi struggled a little in his heart and didn't believe that Yan Qi would avenge his personal revenge. He was instantly told that he had no choice but to ask weakly: "Are you sure that if I give him gene candy, he will not care about me and I will shoot him?"

"It's necessary." Jiang Si said in a loud voice: "There is a proverb that says, if you reach out and don't hit the smiling person, if we are all going to apologize now, can he still hit you in the face?"

Wei Chi nodded his head heavily, "Then I'll go."

"Go." Jiang Si pushed him out of the door, slammed the door, locked it, exhaled a thick breath, and returned to the house.

Sitting on the sofa, thinking about my cheap husband Agares, I always felt that I had forgotten something.

After a while, the robot came out of the kitchen and said, "Master, you bought a total of 520 eggs, 100 small pterosaur black eggs, 100 black black eggs, 50 chicken eggs, 60 goose eggs..."

"Big black egg!" Jiang Si's pupils suddenly tightened, and she slapped her thigh with her hand. She finally remembered that she had forgotten something. She put the big black egg into the kitchen basin and forgot to take it out.

She stood up suddenly and ran to the kitchen. As soon as she entered the kitchen, she saw 8 identical basins, filled with small pterosaur eggs of similar sizes, black eggs, and large black eggs mixed in without a trace.

Jiang Si felt dizzy for a while, and the robot followed her back and asked desperately: "Master, do you need me to help you beat the eggs?"

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