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Chapter 259 It's okay to sell the cheap bully

Jiang Si's voice fell.

There was silence in the house.

Bo Jingchen, who couldn't see it, said: "..."

The big baby is really speechless and won’t stop until he dies.

Pandaren pee while standing upside down. Are they not afraid of peeing on their faces?

How could she figure it out?

Chu Xi, a little fanboy whose eyes are full of idols and goddesses: "..."

The reason why idols become idols is that they are indeed different from ordinary mortals. Look at how they contradict the marshal.

The strong words and reasoning are so tricky that people can't refute them. Two words, awesome, three words, very awesome.

After a long time, Yuan Yigun's face turned redder and redder, and he stuttered: "Miss Ajaan, the courtship method you mentioned is the courtship method used by our ancestors."

"We are not like this now. It is too unsightly. However, I didn't expect you to know about such an ancient ritual. It seems that you have carefully understood us Pandaren."

The blushing innocent kitten is so cute, and his ears are trembling all the time.

The trembling Jiang Si felt that she had nowhere to put her hands and feet and just wanted to stroke her hair.

"Yeah, yeah, I understand you pandas quite well." Jiang Si nodded heavily, her eyes only seeing the cute kitten, with the pair of fan-shaped furry black ears on the kitten's head.

The Chinese people's love for pandas radiated from their bones and could not be suppressed by any force. She could no longer control her desire to touch her ears.

"Snap!"

The sound of a slap on the table was like thunder on the ground.

Agares put his hands on the table and slowly stood up.

Several people in the room looked at him.

Jiang Si was shocked and her heart trembled. She suddenly retracted her hand that she had unconsciously stretched out to touch the panda's ear. Looking at Agares, who was tall and erect and exuding pressure, she opened her mouth with a hint of cowardice and a hint of coquettishness: "What are you doing?

, it’s so scary, I’m not wrong, why don’t you just touch your ears.”

What's wrong with her?

As a Chinese, an authentic Chinese, who can resist the furry fur of a panda, the dark circles under its eyes, and the small bean eyes.

No one, absolutely no one can resist it.

Agares's dark eyes flashed, and his upright body slowly bent, and he looked level with Jiang Si. His voice was hoarse and low: "Miss Ajaan, you begged to touch the panda's ears, and the panda agreed. You

If you touch it, this is a successful courtship."

"Let me remind you that you are not single now. You are already registered for marriage. Once you touch his ear, you have committed an affair."

"The system of the Imperial Marriage Law is monogamy. If you illegally cohabitate with others, fall in love illegally, whether it is mental or physical infidelity, once the evidence is solid, it will be a crime of bigamy."

"According to Article 205 of the Imperial Criminal Code, for the crime of bigamy, for one party having an extramarital affair, the court will automatically sentence him to divorce, leave the house, compensate the other party for mental and psychological losses, and deprive him of his freedom and serve him in prison for at least ten years. Miss Ajaan, do you want to test the law?

"

Bo Jingchen: “…”

Did Big Baby’s vest fall off?

Is his little highness seriously jealous?

No way?

If a normal man knew that he was hiding his wife and playing with him, shouldn't he just carry her away and spank her in a deserted place?

Why is he so different from normal people?

Didn't he lose his horse?

Is he simply going to explain the imperial criminal law to the leaky and black-hearted little cotton-padded jacket?

It's even more wrong.

According to Article 205 of the Imperial Criminal Code, if someone commits an adulterous affair within marriage, in addition to compensating the other party for mental treatment fees, doesn’t deprivation of liberty begin with three years of criminal detention? When did it become 10 years?

Chu Xi: "..."

What is the coach doing?

Popular science about criminal law?

Judging from the look on the idol goddess boss's face, it seems that he doesn't know that touching the ears of the orc pandas means courtship.

Is the cheap husband angry?

Jiang Si's alarm bells rang, and her strong desire to survive made her shake her head violently: "I didn't cheat on you, don't talk nonsense, and I didn't know that touching a panda's ears was courtship."

"I only know that pandas peeing upside down is a sign of courtship. What's more, you can't blame me for this. I...I...I grew up in a backward agricultural country and had little information. What you and I said yesterday were different. How do I know you are...

Aren’t you lying to me?”

Agares frowned, his eyes as dark as night, and asked slowly: "Oh, you Ba Ba, what did my teacher tell you yesterday?"

Jiang Si's eyes lit up and she found a way to divert her cheap husband's anger. She pointed at Bo Jichen and sold him: "He told me that touching the tail of the orcs is a sign of courtship. He never said that touching the ears is a sign of courtship.

When courting a mate, and he also knows that I am a plush lover, he also said that as long as I don’t touch the tail of a furry one, I can do it as hard as I want.”

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