Chapter 304 The Marshal Kicked Over Two Vats of Vinegar
Jiang Si: “…”
Let me go, is this what is called having a panda at home and everything is enough?
It’s so cool!
So, she uses cheats like this!
Why can't you think of asking your husband to hold your thigh?
Do you want him to look good?
Tall?
Phew, the cheap tyrants are also good-looking and not short!
Long legs?
8 pack abs?
Phew, all the bullies have long legs, and all of them must have abs!
What's more, she hasn't seen his abs yet, maybe he doesn't have eight-pack abs!
rich?
Phew, she now has a rich beast, a panda, who can keep her. Although Agares's bank account has many zeros, it is definitely not as rich as the panda.
Have the right?
Pandas are considered aristocrats in the orc tribe, and those cheap tyrants like her are probably bosses wearing vests from all walks of life, the best of each race.
Reference: The Bo Dog Thief, he walks around in a vest, his friends, if they don’t wear some vests, they will probably be sorry for him!
What's more, she has a brother who can be Agares's aunt. He is angry with her and offends her. It's time for him to have a taste of the sinister heart!
All the above combined show that why does she still need a husband? Why does he want to come here to make her angry, look down on her, and think about divorce all day long?
So... divorce must be put on the agenda immediately.
Wouldn't it be nice if half of his property is taken away from him upon divorce, and a high amount of alimony is paid every year, directly leading to the pinnacle of a successful marriage in life?
good!
very good!
Very good!
"Ah!" Jiang Si cut off her brain and rolled back and forth on the grass twice. Her body was covered with the smell of grass.
In the distance, Xia Pu looked at Miss Ajaan rolling on the grass, and suddenly felt that the people who knew the boss were a little abnormal.
No, he will have to take care of her later and keep a check on her, otherwise she won't be deceived.
After Jiang Si finished rolling, a gray rabbit suddenly jumped out. Her pupils tightened, and she casually pulled the rabbit's ears.
The rabbit kicked her hand with his legs. She clicked her backhand and broke the rabbit's neck. She stood up and weighed the rabbit.
Rabbits from the interstellar era have mutated to be a bit powerful. They are similar to the giant rabbits from before the end of the world and the zombie era. No, they are a little longer than giant rabbits. The rabbit in her hand is already 1.5 meters long. She weighed it.
It must be 50 pounds.
Therefore, 2 billion rabbits must not be sold by the piece. They must be dismembered, cooked and sold.
Spicy rabbit head, spicy rabbit legs, spicy rabbit pieces, stewed rabbit, these are all money, so much money!
Thinking of this, Jiang Si rolled up her sleeves, blew out the smoke, and called Xia Pu: "Xia Pu, come over and peel the rabbit!"
Skin a rabbit in a pot?
What is this way to get rid of rabbits?
Xia Pu ran over in a hurry: "Miss Ajiang, how do you peel it off?"
Jiang Si finished rolling up her sleeves, broke a piece of tobacco willow, and rolled up her hair, "I sent a message asking you to bring those things, have you found them all and brought them?"
Xia Pu nodded: "I brought it, do you want it now?"
"I want water!"
"Yes, I brought water, I'll get it for you right now!"
Xia Pu then took out stools, tables, large and small pots, various knives, large buckets of water, seasonings, and an oversized tent from the space.
Once the tent is set up, it does not look like a simple big house. It is ventilated from all directions and the roof protects you from rain. It is especially like a long-planned camping picnic!
Jiang Si took out the camouflage liquid from the space button, sprayed it on her left hand, covered up the small mole on her left hand, and sent a message to the Xingbo editor administrator!
As soon as her administrator pushed the news about her live broadcast, she started the live broadcast, still without showing her face, and showed her hands to greet the stars in the live broadcast room: "Dear friends and stars, good morning everyone.
, let’s eat rabbit today, spicy rabbit head, stewed rabbit chunks, spicy rabbit meat, spicy rabbit dices, braised rabbit meat, dry-fried rabbit meat, etc..."
Star friends who came in and squatted in the live broadcast room first sipped their saliva and asked, "Big boss, boss, Mr. Gong Ming is going to farm, and your friend, Mr. Level 7 Plant Therapist, also bought two
Planet, do you have any inside information to share?"
"Yes, yes, boss, let's put rabbits and all that aside for now. Let's first ask the two bosses, are they going to prepare for a big plantation that will shake the world and make people cry?"
"Don't worry, upstairs, I just want to know what spicy rabbit heads, stewed rabbit chunks, spicy rabbit meat, and spicy rabbit dices taste like. Boss, boss, hurry up and become familiar with me. I'm your little fanboy.
Let’s go back and give the child a bite to eat, right?”
Jiang Si saw many crooked buildings, but she only saw this normal one. She opened her mouth and said: "This "I am your little fanboy" remember to give me your address privately. When you come back, I will pack you a portion of whatever you want to eat. Do you love me?"
Huh!"
"Click!"
Si Zhang, who was reporting work in the patrol ship's command room, heard a click and looked up at his commander in the main seat.
I saw my coach staring at the optical brain on his wrist, his left hand placed on the corner of the table, and he broke off the corner of the table.
You must know that the table in the command room of the Hunting Legion patrol ship is made of a single piece of chrysoberyl.
Chrysoberyl is one of the fifteen hardest stones. If you give it to him, let alone break it with two hands, even if you press his whole body and break it, he can't break it even half an inch.
The coach broke it off at once. What did the coach see in his brain? Can he break off the corner of the table in anger?
Agares clenched his left hand tightly, and the chrysocolla he broke off was crushed into pieces. He let go of his hand, and the chrysocolla powder fell on the table.
The fingers stained with chrysocolla powder pointed at the optical brain and reported the account of "I am your little fanboy". The reason was that it was a malicious act of adultery and cuteness.
Then he raised his head and looked at Si Zhang with dark eyes as deep as the abyss. His low and hoarse voice was so cold that he said: "Rear Admiral Si Zhang, as the captain of this patrol ship, what do you think about how to deploy and protect the 7th level of the Rebirth Star?"
Your plant therapist's plan is simply rubbish when faced with emergencies."
"With your plan, you don't need anyone else, just the Red Eyebrow Fleet coming over. Your two patrol ships will definitely not be his opponent. He will kidnap the seventh-level plant therapist under your nose."
Your Excellency, not only will you not be able to catch up with them, you will also lose your life!"
Si Zhang's body tensed: "Yes, I will re-draw the plan, coach, wait a moment!"
Agares withdrew his gaze and fell back on the silent optical brain. Staring inside the optical brain, he was about to start peeling off the rabbit's hands and said, "There are still 45 minutes to reach the Rebirth Star. I hope that when you arrive at the Rebirth Star, you
The plan was re-drawn and it satisfied me.”
"Snap!"
Si Zhang raised his hand and saluted: "Yes, I promise to complete the task."
"My friends, when it comes to peeling a rabbit, for the sake of convenience, cut open its mouth, start peeling from its mouth, and peel it to its neck."
Jiang Si explained, skinning the rabbit with quick hands and feet: "Peel the skin down to the ears, cut off the ears, and then peel the rabbit skin down like a scarf. When the rabbit skin is skinned down to the neck, use
Tie the rope around the rabbit's neck and hang it up. Then it's time to skin it. Don't pull off the rabbit meat, otherwise it will be a waste."
"Skin the rabbit, disembowel it, take out the internal organs, heart, liver, and kidneys, which are edible and keep them. Then cut off the rabbit's head, put it aside, and soak it to remove the smell and blood!"
After she finished speaking, she skinned and disembowelled a 50-pound rabbit. The head, legs and body were separated and each was soaked in the water.
Immediately afterwards, in the live broadcast room where the stars could not see, Yanliu dragged in a bunch of rabbits and threw them on the ground.
Xia Pu, who was lighting a fire with wood, didn't see it either. He felt that today's fire was particularly difficult, as if it was against him.
"Use the same method to deal with all the rabbits. I won't explain them to you one by one. If you think it's too bloody, please change the channel!" Jiang Si said, bending down and picking up another rabbit. Yanliu caught the rabbit, no.
If you want to catch cubs, choose a big fat rabbit.
She thought the 50-pound one she caught was big enough, but she didn't expect that the one Yanliu caught was seventy or eighty pounds, a rabbit that looked like an unmutated Chinese pig. Fortunately, she was mentally strong enough and moved quickly enough.
Six rabbits were skinned, with an average of 50 kilograms per rabbit and 300 kilograms of meat, which were directly packed into pots.
Tired, she shook her arms, washed her hands, took out a small tomato from the space button, threw a bunch to Xia Pu who was boiling water, washed a bunch herself, and said to all her star friends: "I'll see you later.
Fry, let me eat something first, Emma, I’m so exhausted!”
A bunch of beautiful tomatoes appeared in the live broadcast room, causing another turmoil in the live broadcast room. "Big brother, big brother, stop peeling the rabbit. What is the name of the fruit in your hand?"
"Yes, yes, boss, it seems that we have never seen that fruit of yours before. Is it a new species planted by the newly promoted seventh-level healer?"
"Big brother, big brother, "I am your little fanboy" I was just reported and my account was banned for 10 days. Now I am using my mother's account to come up. I look familiar to you. I don't know who it is.
You bastard, report me, hey, hey, hey!"
When Jiang Si saw the words "I am your little fanboy", she burst into laughter and said, "I know, I know, I will go back and give you a bunch of tomatoes to compensate you, I love you!"
"Another click!" Si Zhang, who had just re-drawn the plan, was halfway through his explanation when he once again heard the familiar sound of the chrysocolla table corner being ripped off.
His heart trembled, and he forced himself to continue: "Coach, we suggest that we not only patrol the periphery of the Rebirth Star, but also enter the Rebirth Star to personally protect the Level 7 Plant Therapist Pavilion..."
Agares stared at Guang Guang without raising his head, and coldly interrupted Si Zhang: "Personal protection? How personal is it to protect a seventh-level plant therapist?"
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