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Chapter 803 The Vampire and the Chicken Cub Give Jiang Si a Head Massage and Eat Dog Food

"grass…"

Shu Xubai burst out thickly, pulled his snow-white arm across his neck, flipped it up from the bed, and hurriedly explained to Jiang Si: "Stinky zombie, it's not what you see, don't get me wrong."

Jiang Si tsk through the screen and said, "What a damn scumbag quote you are? We are not familiar with that yet. I misunderstood a p-like!"

Damn Lao Buddy. Although she seems to have died for decades, it is undeniable that Lao Buddy's figure looks quite thin, but in fact she is quite fleshy and muscular.

Of course, compared to Agarez's figure, it is not a little worse than the distance between the sun and the moon, and the two are completely incomparable.

"Free ~~"

Jiufeng's voice was hoarse and she called Shu Xubai in a sticky voice. Her snow-white arms were about to hug him, and her body was about to approach him.

Shu Xubai jumped off the bed like a bee, and instantly, his majestic body, from top to bottom, from inside to outside, was seen by Jiang Si.

Jiang Si opened her mouth slightly, gasped in a cold breath, and she was about to scream, her light brain was directly blackened.

She patted the black screen of the light brain and cursed herself: "Damn I, I have the ability to sleep naked, I have the ability to show others how much does it mean to cut off the light brain?"

"No, he is not sleeping naked, he is doing undescribable things with the chicks, nor is it. He does undescribable things. His body is as smooth as jade and dead for more than ten years, without any trace, which is not in line with science..."

"Hey, he can't be down...so there's no trace, this is too exciting, right?"

Jiang Si said to herself and immediately called Shu Xubai's signal.

Unexpectedly, he had already called back.

Jiang Si quickly cut open, the picture inside the video had changed, a white wall followed by a scattered sound of water.

"Please pay attention to the image, we are not that familiar." Jiang Si said angrily: "Talk me and you can let go of water, so you have some face."

"You want a fart." Shu Xubai put out the water and turned on the communication video to hit the wall. He opened the shower and said while taking a shower: "What do you want me to do? If you have something to say, if you have nothing to do, just let go!"

The tea flavor in the ginger tea: "I just told people that it was not what you saw. Don't misunderstand it. Now I'll be cruel to me. You are unfaithful, I've misunderstood you."

"If you misread it, just misread it. It's nothing, I'm dead..."

"Yes, yes!" Jiang Si saw that he was going to hang up the communication, and hurriedly said, "I want to ask your old man for help in something."

Shu Xubai's voice was filled with a sensation of water: "I want to ask me for help, yes, I'll help you after recovering my children's memories."

Jiang Si yelled: "Old thing, don't forget that the chicks vomited blood when you were angry, and they jumped off the one or two hundred floors of the building."

"I can guarantee that if I restore his memory, the first thing he did was to stab you and die with you!"

Shu Xubai was silent.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Jiang Si began to talk catchyly, "I'm old, you're old, you're already old, you've already made a contract with him. You can't make a contract with him until you die. Isn't it good to be with him for a long time?"

"Or why do you tell me what kind of thing do you like, small dog type, small cat type, cold type, irritable type, loyal dog type, clingy type, so... if you can tell it, I can do it..."

"Shut up and you." Shu Xubai's face was covered in water and suddenly appeared in the video, with his eyes fiercely saying: "When one day, your man should not fall into my hands, and I will let your man taste the taste of amnesia."

Jiang Si grinned and said, "You can't beat him, he can't fall into your hands. Hurry up, I'll send you the current address. Come over soon, that's it, goodbye."

"Ah...ah...ah...ah..."

Shu Xubai yelled three times in a row, without saying that the ginger silk was cut off, and then the message sounded. He was about to click on the message, but the bathroom door was pushed open. Jiufeng, wearing shorts, with her upper body exposed legs naked, ignored the water on his body, rushed over and hugged him, and rubbed his face against his chest: "Baibai, I am so obedient, don't ignore me!"

Shu Xubai: "..."

In order to prevent Shu Xubai from not being able to be a free laborer, Jiang Si turned off her brain after sending the message and continued to the next thing inside the glass cover, the name and purpose of the writing.

An hour passed.

Two hours passed.

Mr. Jin brought things over. People from the archaeological and antiques industry who worked in the museum before worked overtime. They carefully took out the things that Mr. Jin moved here and put them in a glass cover.

Everyone was very happy. It was a pleasure that Mr. Jin had so many things, and the waste he wanted was all treasures they had never seen before.

Not to mention what he thought was a treasure to keep, it was really one after another, as if it had brought all the ancient Chinese civilizations of the Milky Way.

Everyone was busy.

The feet are written in ginger.

Shu Xubai came late, walked behind Jiang Si, kicked her with his feet, and attacked her with condescending words: "Little dwarf, why are you asking me to come here?"

Jiang Si turned her head and looked at him, and saw Shu Xubai wearing big red shorts, a floral shirt, and sandals on her feet. He knew that he was coming to the museum, but he didn't know that he thought he was a beauty in a beach bikini.

Jiufeng was even more amazing. She wore big shorts, red shirt, and soft hair. She followed Shu Xubai step by step, with her eyes like deer eyes, looking around.

The key is that Jiufeng is still holding the sauce in her hand.

Jiang Si's eyes swept over the three of them.

Jiang Jiang tilted her head, "Mom, long time no see, you have become as young as me!"

Jiang Si pointed at Jiufeng casually: "That's your new mother, don't call it wrong."

Jiang Jiang raised her head and looked at Jiufeng: "The little bird is a phoenix, you can't call it mother, you can call it a new dad."

Jiang Si pointed at Jiufeng's hand, instantly changed and gave a thumbs up: "Jing Jiang Jiang is so smart. You can call him little dad, call your own dad, your big dad, and then you will separate."

Jiang Jiang thought for a moment: "What my mother said makes sense. I will call Xiaoniao Xiao Dad, Dad Dad in the future!"

"I'm calling you a head." Shu Xubai slapped Jiang Jiang on the back of the head: "Don't call him little dad, or you'll skin you."

Jiang Jiang whispered her mouth and complained to Jiufeng: "Little bird, look at dad."

Ginger: "…"

Shame!

The feeling of a family of three is like a visual experience.

Hey, she...she told them to come and do work.

Not here to feed myself dog food.

Jiufeng squatted down, reached out to grab Jiangjiang, and picked up Jiangjiang: "Be good at Jiangjiang, I love Jiangjiang..."

He hasn't finished speaking yet.

Shu Xubai reached out to hold the back collar of Jiang Jiang, lifted Jiang Jiang directly, threw it to the ground, and kicked it with his feet: "Get away."

The sauce is like an accident between a family of three. It was abandoned by her parents and thrown into a shed in the field and doesn’t want to make it.

"Why are you asking me to come here?" Shu Xubai finished throwing the sauce and asked Jiang Si fiercely again: "Hurry up, I'm busy!"

"You're so busy." Jiang Si tiptoed, stuffed the light brain board in his hand into his hand, and pulled his little hand to his place: "Dear fellow villager, this is all antiques from ancient Chinese in the Milky Way. I believe that you know every antique and can tell where it comes from, so..."

Shu Xubai didn't wait for her to finish her words, and raised the light brain board in her hand and was about to smash it: "So a p, I want me to do a white job for you. I think you're just thinking about it!"

Jiang Si raised her head and eyes tilted: "Smash it, if you dare to smash it down, your child will become a cold and domineering person!"

Shu Xubai slammed his brain board and the child became domineering and cold-hearted, and he shouted loudly at him, shivering involuntarily.

Jiufeng, who was standing beside him, looked like a kind-hearted little sweet cake. He reached out and grabbed Shu Xubai's raised arm and pulled down his arm: "Baibai, don't be so stingy. Anyway, we're fine, so just help."

"And I don't know anything here either. I know everything. I'll tell you it. Isn't it good to tell me about it?"

How could an old vampire who has lived for thousands of years and is still a bachelor? How could he bear the sweet cake that is full of admiration for himself and shaking his arms?

While he couldn't stand it, he stared at the fierce look: "What's good about this? It's all irrelevant things, such as this. This is a handmade relief and house decoration in the 21st century before the ancient Chinese in the Milky Way did not have zombies."

Ginger: "…"

The old guy with a salty mouth and a straight body really likes sticky milk cakes.

Look at the Jiufeng character she made up, which completely ate Shu Xubai.

"And this, this is a coin, a coin. In the 21st century, if you take a rocking car, put this coin in, the rocking car will ring. Dad's father is called grandpa, dad's mother is called grandma..."

Ginger: "…"

Fuck him, he is not afraid of teaching the child badly. The child later asked him to ride a car with a car. I see where he went to find a car!

After Shu Xubai said that, he moved to another glass cover, and walked fiercely on the light brain board while his hands were rumored: "This one has a base, a hole in the base, and a bowl on it, and an inclined bowl. In fact, it is a cat basin that serves rice for the cat."

"Wow, I know a lot in vain." Jiufeng cheered admiringly: "If I hadn't told me that this was a cat bowl, I would definitely think it was a job that people had more than 3,000 years ago."

"Baibai, you are so awesome, so awesome, then what is this? Why are there so many small bells?"

Shu Xubai looked closely and turned his head and grinded his teeth and shouted: "Die zombie, come here, why is there such a thing in your museum?"

Jiang Si trembled all over by his scream, and walked over with her short legs and ran over and stood on tiptoe to see.

What the hell.

This... This is...
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