Chapter 372 Secretly Funny
According to the rules, the order in which the green-headed cards should be placed should be that those with higher status should be placed in a conspicuous place, followed by those with lower status. However, no one has ever done this according to the rules. If anyone is willing to manage it, he can get it right.
As for the seats, there is now a vague idea that the highest bidder will get it.
Emperor Kangxi knew this very well, but he did not forget about the harem and ran around frequently on weekdays. Apart from days like the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month, if he went there, he would usually be at Yuxiang's place, so there were many days when he did not use this green
If you have the top card, it doesn’t matter how the person below you bids, you can’t control him no matter how you bid.
But even if it was useless, Liang Jiugong still should never accept money from a noble man and let the noble man hinder his eyes!
As soon as Emperor Kangxi finished speaking, without waiting for Liang Jiugong to kneel down to explain, he hit the green head of the noble man on Liang Jiugong's crown. There was a muffled "boom" sound, and the force knocked off Liang Jiugong's crown.
On the ground, you can see how angry Emperor Kangxi was.
Liang Jiugong should have been frightened, but he smiled at Emperor Kangxi's angry face, knelt on the ground, picked up the hat and put it on, thinking that his anger was finally gone.
"My slave deserves to die. I shouldn't mess with you with a nobleman's green card. But seeing you get angry makes me relieved."
Liang Jiugong paused for a moment. Seeing that Long Live Master seemed to be able to listen, he said some more presumptuous words.
"My servant said something disrespectful. It doesn't matter whether you are a tall or noble person. You are the emperor. Although you are very important in managing people and affairs, no matter how you use them, no matter how capable they are, they are nothing.
Like this green card, you can throw it away if you want, why bother with these unworthy people."
"The slave is stupid and can't think of any good ideas, so he thinks that if you are still angry with the noble person, you can ask her to come. Doesn't the noble person like to dance? You will punish her to dance all night. She cannot stop dancing even if she vomits.
Not to wait until Master Gao admonishes her again tomorrow, I think Gao Guizhen will learn her lesson and not dare to do it again."
After listening to Liang Jiugong's words, Emperor Kangxi gradually lost the chill on his face. He stared at Liang Jiugong without blinking, and finally he laughed muffledly, his shoulders shaking violently.
This dog slave's method is good, but this dog slave really thinks too much.
"Why are you laughing! Since you know that you can't think of any good ideas, why are you testing something in front of me? Hurry up and get out with the green card. If you dare to do this again, I won't hit your head next time.
Already."
"Sir, aren't you angry? If you don't think it's troublesome to ask a noble person to come over, you can just hit the slave. The slave can only scream a few times and it hurts, but he won't bother you."
Come on! Let him think about this person's heart slowly, and he is not in a hurry.
Liang Jiugong knocked on the brim of Wei Zhu's hat and completed the little thing's words: "It's because Mount Tai collapsed in front but its color remains unchanged, and the elk thrives on the left but can't blink. You are still following Long Live Lord every day. Listen to you guys."
The adults are discussing knowledge, even if you listen to it for a while, it won’t be like this, it’s really a pig’s brain!”
Emperor Kangxi clenched his jaw and suppressed a smile, watching Liang Jiugong crawling on the ground to pick up the noble man's green card. When he left, he turned back three times, his eyes were full of words, but in the end he couldn't hold back the words.
, standing on the side of the screen and asked in a low voice, with a shrinking look like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.
He had to take a pee to learn this way of governing, but now he still felt that he had missed the point, which really upset him.
Wei Zhu was at a loss for words. He could only recognize a few big characters. He couldn't even flatter you smoothly at the moment. He just scratched his head and blushed anxiously: "Hey! Anyway, those good words are just to praise you!"
However, he also knew that state affairs could not be a child's play. If all the officials in the previous dynasty were like Liang Jiugong, joking with him every day, the Qing Dynasty would probably have died early.
Being interrupted like this, Emperor Kangxi had no time to think about anything, so he went to enjoy himself. He said to himself that it would be great if all the gentlemen below could be as observant as Liang Jiugong, and could amuse themselves to relieve their boredom. He had thought Gao Shiqi before.
He couldn't be more considerate, but he is nothing compared to Liang Jiugong.
How could he be so corrupted by this mood? He was just thinking about the way to serve his subordinates. He thought that if he was too cold in normal times, he would scare the ministers who wanted to get close to him and dare not tell the truth. But if he was too kind,
, it certainly makes people think highly of themselves and make trouble in front of them frequently.
Emperor Kangxi was so stunned that he pinched his palms tightly to prevent himself from laughing. He said, "Go away." He quickly blew out the lamp on the low table in front of him, bared his teeth in the darkness, and laughed secretly for a long time.
With his mind relaxed, Emperor Kangxi fell asleep very quickly. Wei Zhu poked his head at the door, and after waiting for a long time, he didn't see Lord Long live climbing over the mountain or sighing, so he knew that Lord Long live was already fast asleep.
His face was full of admiration, and he even tried to flatter his master.
"How do you say that, Mount Tai, Mount Tai will not collapse..."
Emperor Kangxi stopped laughing at the drop of a hat, but Liang Jiugong didn't react. He laughed a few more times to himself, which was really embarrassing. Then when Emperor Long live told him to get out, his scowl and droopy eyes made people laugh.
"Master, you are truly a god! Just when Master Long Live got angry, my heart was stuck in my throat, I was breaking out in a cold sweat, and I almost fainted from fright. Master is the master!"
However, he also knew that he was not doing anything bad, he was just reflecting for a while. Who knew that Liang Jiugong had misunderstood this point and came up with this bad idea? She was just a little girl who didn't know the heights of the world. Could he deserve to compete with others like this?
However, after such a fuss, he really relieved a lot of complicated thoughts in his mind. It was okay to rest quickly, so as not to ask the next person to figure it out again.
Emperor Kangxi looked at Liang Jiugong who was having a silly laugh with him, and he couldn't immediately speak angrily. Although he accepted Liang Jiugong's affection, it was inappropriate for Liang Jiugong to speculate on the Holy Heart like this, so the smile on his face dropped.
He was trying to scare people with a sullen face.
Wei Zhu was not ashamed and dissatisfied when his head was knocked crooked, but he was still happy: "Don't I have a master? I rely on you all the time. You care about me, so I don't like to worry, I just think about it."
I just have to serve you well."
"Master, do you want to go back and rest at such a late hour? Today, I asked someone to leave an extra pot of hot water so that I can massage your feet. You are tired and tired. You are running around and using your brain every day.
Yes, my servant can't help you much, I only have the strength to serve you."
Liang Jiugong chuckled twice. Even though he talked about Wei Zhu all day long, when it came to satisfying his needs, this boy was the one who suited him best.
He is discerning and diligent, and there are so many young slaves in front of Long Live Lord who fawn over him and want to be supported by him, and they all say nice things. However, Wei Zhu is careful and can do things in a practical way, and even pinches his feet and slaps his back.
It's all in sight.
Take one day off (ω`)
Chapter completed!