Chapter 66 The Blind Date Journey of a Fool Programmer(1/2)
Chapter 66 The blind date journey of the idiot programmer
Just as Lu Chen was about to open his mouth to refute, he saw a wad of red banknotes appear in front of him.
Suddenly he looked up and saw a man wearing black-rimmed glasses and a plaid shirt, dressed like a programmer.
He hurriedly shouted to Qin Shou and his sister in front of him:
"Qin Shou! Sister! Look, the fool has appeared!"
He also thought that only fools would be fooled. Unexpectedly, he actually met a fool today!
The programmer who was called a fool by Lu Chen had several black lines popping up on his forehead and immediately defended himself:
"I'm not a fool!"
Qin Shou: "Okay! Foolish brother!"
Girl: "Okay! Dude, you idiot!"
"..."
The programmer put his index finger on the bridge of his nose, pushed up his black-rimmed glasses, coughed, and said seriously to Lu Chen:
"Brother Lu, I am your fan!"
Lu Chen quickly shook his head and refused to admit it.
"Don't slander me! I don't have such stupid fans!"
The programmer lowered his head and glanced at the sign in front of Lu Chen, recalling Qin Shou's words in his mind. The plain words were like thunder, like a sharp arrow shooting directly into the programmer's chest, crushing his confidence.
"Calm down, what do you want me to do to calm down? I am the most..."
Lu Chen lowered his head and took a sip of coffee and nodded. This condition was already considered good.
The programmer nodded and showed a smile that was uglier than crying.
Qin Shou on the side continued to ask:
"I'm a guy like this. I haven't had much contact with girls. I get nervous when I meet them. I'm stupid and don't know how to talk. That's why I want to invite you to come. First, help me talk, and second, help me find someone reliable.
girl."
The programmer stared at Lu Chen, with a hint of sincerity in his words.
Qin Shou spoke first with a strange look on his face.
"Help me go on a blind date! Then find me a reliable marriage partner!"
Before Qin Shou finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Chen covering his mouth.
"What do you think, brother?"
After all, Lu Chen is not like himself. A security guard can have a good relationship with a goddess like Zhao Xiaotang and Xu Xiaodan. It seems that he has much richer emotional experience than himself.
The programmer brought the pile of big bills in his hand closer.
"(* ̄︿ ̄)"
Qin Shou gently weighed the red envelope, a smile suddenly appeared on his face, he patted his chest and said very proudly:
Lu Chen looked at the shy programmer and couldn't help but be curious. There are still people who dare not talk to girls these days?
I silently searched for Lu Chen on the webpage. After searching for a long time, I found Lu Chen's live broadcast room and clicked in.
"Well, buddy, have you never been in love before?"
Otherwise, when this girl appears on the stage, others will think she is here to have fun, which would be bad!
The girl pouted.
"No, I'll find you a satisfactory girlfriend!"
The programmer lowered his head, his face turned red, and he stirred the sugar cubes in the coffee with his head lowered, and said with some embarrassment:
He originally wanted to wait until it was too late for good things to happen and work on it carefully, but his parents ordered him to find a girlfriend and get married this year.
"Brother Lu, you are right! I believe you..."
Now Lu Chen has taken the programmer to a coffee shop and sat down.
"I'm here to help you!"
He has not been in contact with girls for many years, and he gets nervous when he comes in contact with girls. Finally, when he couldn't watch the live broadcast, he learned that Lu Chen was setting up a stall near his company, so he hurried over after work to ask Lu Chen for help.
After hearing this, the programmer lost confidence in Lu Chen.
He has full confidence in Lu Chen!
Hearing this, Qin Shou's expression became even weirder.
"Brother Lu, calm down! Our ancestors said it right, it would be better to demolish ten temples than ruin one marriage!"
Lu Chen looked at the red banknotes in the programmer's hands and was extremely curious. This was the first time a fan came to him for help.
Qin Shou's mouth twitched slightly, admonishing Lu Chen to calm down.
The girl on the side couldn't help but nod her head after hearing this. It seemed that this programmer-looking guy really made people stupid by writing code.
She felt a little aggrieved and walked aside, packing her things on her own.
"Well, buddy, since it's a blind date, I'll ask directly, do you have a room?"
Lu Chen's face turned cold, and he looked at the programmer beside him, with a hint of a sinister smile suddenly appearing on his lips.
"I have been watching Brother Lu's live broadcast. Although Brother Lu is a little unreliable, in the end, the results are good every time!"
The words "reliable" and "Lu Chen" have nothing to do with each other.
"help?"
Since it's a blind date, naturally I can't take this girl with me.
The programmer silently took out the red envelope he had prepared and handed it to Qin Shou quietly.
Today's blind date market is really too complicated. With a monthly income of 20,000 yuan, he is no more than the most insignificant and bleak star among the dazzling stars in the blind date market.
Qin Shou and Lu Chen showed curiosity on their faces, looked at the programmer with wide eyes, and said in unison:
"What's the rush?"
"Brother, are you sure you want Brother Lu to find a reliable girl for you to marry?"
From him, Lu Chen felt the long-lost trust!
The programmer put a wad of banknotes in his hand into Lu Chen's arms, but Lu Chen didn't react yet.
With a smile on his face, Lu Chen put a wad of banknotes into his arms. He couldn't help but pat his chest and said with firm eyes:
"Just relax, brother! Leave your affairs to me, and I will definitely find a sister-in-law for you!"
"Brother, why are you covering my mouth?"
"Brother Qin, please worry about what happens next!"
"You mean when we participated in the Master of Chef competition, Brother Lu fed the judges original large intestine?"
"Even if Brother Lu is causing trouble! I will make clear arrangements for you!"
But if you think about it carefully, you will find out.
Feeling the palms of Lu Chen and Qin Shou who were constantly tapping his shoulders, he suddenly felt like he had fallen into a bandit's den.
He turned around and was about to take the money back when he touched Lu Chen's warm hands.
"I have a mobility scooter worth about 200,000 yuan!"
Lu Chen glanced at the somewhat embarrassed programmer and said straight to the point:
The programmer felt that Qin Shouhe's sister looked at him as if he was caring for a mentally retarded person, his face turned a little rosy, and he retorted:
"I'm in my hometown! But if I have to work hard for a few more years, I can still buy a two-bedroom apartment in Jiangnan!"
"Look at the sign in front of Brother Lu again. Are you sure you want to hand over this lifelong event to him?"
"No! If anyone dares to stop me today! I will send him to see my ancestors!"
In order not to go downstairs to reunite with my ancestors first, I could only nod silently, break my teeth and swallow.
Before the work even started, he had already lost four thousand oceans!
The girl blinked her big eyes and looked at Lu Chen, but Lu Chen put away the cardboard, as if he was working seriously.
"Then you have such good conditions? Are you looking for both of us?"
Before he could think of a rebuttal, Qin Shou continued to point at the scabs on his hands that were as big as between fingernails:
"Did you see this wound? Last time I went shopping with Brother Lu and I was beaten. I haven't received any medical expenses yet!"
"Is there a car there?"
"No matter whether things succeed or not, these two thousand yuan belong to you, Brother Lu!"
How can the programmer dare to speak at this time?
To be continued...