Husband caught me on a blind date

Jiangnan City, in a high-end community.

The night is quiet, but the single-family villa on the corner is brightly lit.

Lu Chen and Qin Shou sneaked into the door quietly, only to see the Lord Death, who exuded a dark and domineering aura, sitting alone on the sofa?

"You two, I still had a lot of fun!"

"Lord Death" looked slightly grim, and lightly hit the palm of his hand twice with the rolling pin.

The plain words were like the cold wind on a winter night, making the two of them feel as if they had fallen into an ice cave.

Lu Chen's steps were trembling and his body was trembling as he walked up to Xu Xiaodan and took out a jade pendant from his pocket.

"The wages I earned today have been enough to buy and live here, and I don't seem to have bought anything for you."

"I bought the red rope above..."

Qin Shou saw that the terrifying black energy on Xu Xiaodan's body gradually subsided, and he added his own contribution.

Xu Xiaodan looked at the somewhat ugly jade necklace in front of him, but a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Like a child getting a favorite toy, his eyes were full of joy and he put the cheap jade necklace around his neck.

"Hmph! You still have some conscience!"

She was in a good mood, and with a wave of her hand, she forgave the two of them for secretly leaving her behind and going out to play alone.

After all, through live broadcast, she can see everything.

When Lu Chen heard this, he felt like he was being pardoned. He picked up the Happy Water "ton ton ton" in front of him and drank it before slumping down on the sofa.

I glanced at Xu Xiaodan who walked into the kitchen humming a little tune, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows. I am a big man, how can I still be manipulated by you?

Lu Chen pretended to slap his shoulders, with a hint of recollection in his eyes:

"I'm really exhausted today. I still miss the days when I went directly to my home to meet my family on blind dates!"

Qin Shou looked Lu Chen up and down carefully and said with some surprise:

"Brother, have you ever been on a blind date before???"

Qin Shou carefully thought about what Lu Chen said and felt that something was wrong.

"This should be the way of dating of my parents' generation, right? Brother Lu, you won't be over fifty this year, will you???"

Lu Chen rolled his eyes at Qin Shou and said with some disdain:

"What do you know? I was walking in a small alley in the middle of the night, and many young ladies invited me to go on a blind date at their house!"

Qin Shou frowned slightly, wondering why the blind date took place in the middle of the night. What does this alley have to do with it?

But he still continued to listen patiently.

"We had just gotten acquainted with each other's situation and felt it was inappropriate. But throughout the night, the young lady brought tea and water and invited me to drink milk. I didn't want to make the young lady sad, so I gave her six hundred

Yuan’s hard work.”

Having said this, Lu Chen was a little angry, paused and looked at Qin Shou.

"That's not too much!"

Qin Shou thought about it carefully and nodded.

"It's not too much, but what happens next?"

"Later? That's what I told the police comrades later!"

"Eeheheh???Σ(°△°|||)︴"

Qin Shou reacted immediately?

Shut up! Do we, the police, believe what you say?

Qin Shougang wanted to say something, but he recalled Lu Chen's previous words and said with some confusion:

"Didn't you say that you would meet your family on a blind date? Where is your family?"

Lu Chen held the Coke bottle in his hand angrily and snorted coldly.

"It was her husband who called the police and arrested me!"

"..."

After a long time, Qin Shouwan's views were refreshed, and he slowly said: "Brother, your delay in dying is really not too much."

The audience in the live broadcast room were already laughing.

[(Laughing and crying) Hahaha! I thought Brother Lu really had a blind date! 】

[Don’t tell me, I had a similar experience. A girl who was dating online said she liked me and came to play with me. After we arrived, I rejected her and offered her 500 yuan in travel expenses to go back. However, she insisted on saying that she was cold and let her go.

I hugged her, and I hugged her, but in the end the police comrades didn’t believe me!]

[Upstairs, you can provide evidence! Where did you find the girl? She can provide screenshots of the chat!]

[Shake it nearby, we were naked when we were arrested!]

[Very good, our name police already believe your words, now all we need is your address (funny)! 】

【……】

There was a brief silence in the live broadcast room.

But it was not because of the barrage, but because they saw sister Xiao Dan running out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife.

Seeing that something was not going well, Qin Shou was about to run away, but was pulled back by Lu Chen.

"Qin Shou! You can't abandon your half-brother!"

Qin Shou glanced affectionately at Lu Chen behind him and shook off Lu Chen's hand holding his sleeve.

Standing in front of Xu Xiaodan, he said resolutely:

"In ancient times, there were strong men who cut off their wrists. Today, I, Qin Shou, resolutely cut off my brothers and sisters. Today's shame will be remembered in my heart!"

Xu Xiaodan gently stroked the blade with his green fingers, then uttered a sentence that immediately caused the temperature in the room to drop sharply.

"Then what?"

Qin Shou looked at the sharp kitchen knife and shuddered all over. He frowned and said harshly:

"Then. Then I will remember the shame of today!"

Lu Chen: "..."

"You just memorized it???"

Qin Shou snorted coldly and walked away quickly.

Lu Chen was so stunned by Xu Xiaodan's gaze that he shuddered all over and looked at Qin Shou's fleeing back.

He cursed secretly: "The defeated general ruined my morale!"

"Um?"

Lu Chen was defeated when he saw Xiao Dan's eyebrows raised slightly.

Lu Chen coughed, and his voice became a few degrees weaker.

In order to save his life, he did not hesitate to expose himself at this time.

"Ahem, I am also unfortunate. I am also a member of the army of magicians..."

Hearing this, sister Xiao Dan seemed to have lost her memory and looked at the kitchen knife in her hand in shock.

"Oops! Aren't I cutting fruit? Why are you here?"

"Brother Lu, wait while I go to the kitchen to get some fruit for you to eat!"

Xiao Dan smiled slightly and ran away!

Lu Chen managed to survive for the rest of his life!

…

The next day, it was still dark.

Qin Shou vaguely heard his father praising him for the gift in his sleep, and a smile appeared on his face.

As a result, before he could feel proud, his father's temperament suddenly changed and he was woken up with a loud slap in the face.

"ah!"

Qin Shou covered his face and sat up from the bed.

What caught his eye was a handsome face.

"Brother Lu! Why are you here?"

"Well, let me come over to see you. You seem to be having a nightmare!"

Qin Shou nodded: "Don't tell me, I just dreamed that my dad praised me, but he gave me a slap in the face!"
To be continued...