Chapter 18 How Do Dogs Bark?
Bai Kai realized that he seemed to have been cheated.
However, Wang Shifeng did not have the chance to explain to Bai Kai, so he immediately asked the director outside to connect to the first fan connection. After a while, after the connection was connected, an excited young male voice came from inside.
"Will you? Host, Teacher Wang, can you hear it?"
"Yes, what do you call this gentleman?" Wang Shifeng said with a smile.
"Hello, Teacher Wang, you can call me Xiao Zhang. I fell in love with you after listening to your show yesterday!" Mr. Zhang said excitedly.
"Thanks to Mr. Zhang for his wrong love, but please don't let me add a man." Wang Shifeng smiled and used the anchor's permission to play a floating screen on the public screen.
‘Puff! Is this the word written?’
‘Damn it, I actually understand!’
‘Did Teacher Wang ask me to die of laughter in the live broadcast room?’
‘Strange Knowledge 1’
There are some memes that are suitable for language expression, and some memes that are suitable for text expression.
For example, after this word is typed, most people can understand it all at once.
"Oh, Teacher Wang hates it." Mr. Zhang is also a cooperative audience. After saying shyly, "I heard Mr. Zhao's experience yesterday and instantly thought of what happened to me. So I stayed up all night and sent hundreds of messages. I wanted to let you talk carefully about the topic of licking dogs. I feel so uncomfortable."
"Oh, it seems that you are really troubled, otherwise no one would be so bored that he sent hundreds of messages." Wang Shifeng chuckled.
"Yes, I want to ask the teacher, how to define, am I a licking dog?" Mr. Zhang asked seriously.
"What do Brother Kai think?" Wang Shifeng did not answer, and gave Bai Kai a chance to perform.
This time, Bai Kai did not answer directly stupidly, but thought about it carefully.
For fear of being dug by Wang Shifeng.
"Ah? Well, how to judge this, maybe everyone's situation is different, the standards are different, it's not easy to answer." Bai Kai's answer was ambiguous, because his live broadcasts are usually on the Taiwanese, and he was a little nervous when he was playing on the spot.
"Teacher Bai Kai said it very well, which gives me a sense of listening to your words, which is just a word." Wang Shifeng sighed.
‘Is this a good thing? He answered so lonely. The host is too uncontent... Well, sorry, I was just a hasty person.’
‘Geese, goose, it turns out that nonsense can be said so elegantly.’
‘Good guy, I'll just start copying notes.’
‘I’m so laughing, Bai Kai is so drunk with his hosting skills.’
Looking at the barrage, Bai Kai's face became more and more ugly, and he asked unwillingly, "Shifeng thinks there is a way to judge if he is a dog licking?"
To be honest, it’s not that he can’t answer this question, but he knows that no matter how he answers, it will be criticized and it won’t be worth the effort.
If he answered, he would definitely offend some dog-licking audiences, but if he didn't know the answer, he would seem very amateur.
Thinking of this, Wang Shifeng is not as kind as he appears.
And he didn't believe it anymore, what good answer could Wang Shifeng give?
Wang Shifeng smiled, "Actually, to be honest, I thought about it almost the same as Brother Kai at the beginning, and I think this is really hard to judge."
Bai Kai widened his eyes.
Can you still follow the ticket? You can't afford it!
"But." Wang Shifeng changed his tone, "But I suddenly thought, maybe when you asked this question, your heart already had an answer. What do you think? Mr. Zhang."
In an instant, the barrage was stagnant.
It seems that countless people have been stabbed in weakness.
It seems that the answer has long been known, but it was only revealed today.
"Ah..." Mr. Zhang's tone was muffled, "Teacher Wang, do you have a more specific way to judge? I still can't judge, the difference between affection and licking dogs."
It is obvious that Mr. Zhang is lying to himself. He is probably already licking his dog severely, but he is on the verge of awakening.
"Mr. Zhang, do you know how cats meow?" Wang Shifeng hesitated for a moment and asked.
"Ah? Meow?" Mr. Zhang was stunned and replied with some doubts.
"What do you call a cow?" Wang Shifeng asked.
“Moo?”
"Where is the sheep?"
"What?"
"Where is that dog?"
"Wang?"
Just as everyone was full of question marks.
"No, that's not how dogs bark." Wang Shifeng spoke in a deep voice.
"Ah? What do you call me?" Mr. Zhang was stunned.
"Are you there?" Wang Shifeng lowered the background music and said slowly. "Are you awake? What are you doing? Are you hungry? Have you eaten? Remember to go home early. The weather is cold. Don't catch a cold. Good night, good morning, why don't you ignore me? Are you busy?"
It is basically a question, but Wang Shifeng reads it all into a statement.
Because most of these questions have not been responded to.
In an instant, the live broadcast room suddenly felt wailing.
‘I...Fuck? Teacher Wang stop monitoring my chat history!?’
‘Wait... I seem to have broken my defense, I live in Bengbu, wuwuwu.’
‘It turns out that this is what it means to lick dogs and gain knowledge.’
‘Haha, this host has never raised a dog at all. The puppy barked, yes, the big dog barked, woo, why can’t I make it up anymore?’
Bai Kai looked at the barrage that caused the sudden increase in the live broadcast room, as if he had seen a ghost.
My mother! When I sent a red envelope of 100,000 yuan in the live broadcast room, I didn’t have this barrage!
Damn!
"Mr. Zhang, the difference between affection and dog licking is actually that whether the other party has feedback is that emotional concern and care." Wang Shifeng said after careful consideration.
"So, she didn't reply to my message, just didn't give me feedback, right?" Mr. Zhang's voice choked.
"You can't wake up someone who doesn't reply to your message, but the red envelope can." Wang Shifeng said seriously.
"Ah? Puff, hahahaha." Mr. Zhang burst into tears and laughed in an instant, but it was a bit ugly.
My originally depressed mood was actually amused by Wang Shifeng's reversal.
But there were nearly 70,000 people in the entire live broadcast room, and no one laughed at him when listening to his ugly laughter.
Until Mr. Zhang's laughter turned into whimper.
"Mr. Zhang, it is obvious that it is rude to knock on a door that you can't open. "Wang Shifeng sighed softly.
In an instant, the originally calmed barrage was restless again.
‘Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
‘I laughed out loud, it was real tears.’
‘But I still want to try it.’
‘Brother, look back in time and try it and die!’
‘Suddenly I felt that I was a little rude and blocked.’
"Thank you, Teacher Wang, I think, I know how to do it." After Mr. Zhang said, he hanged up the connection on his own initiative.
Wang Shifeng's tone was low, with regret, "To be honest, I hope everyone will not live like a cigarette, so that they can lit you when they are bored, and then blew you away after smoking. Let us wish Mr. Zhang the best way to handle his emotional problems."
Looking at the hot barrage and the breeze of Wang Shifeng, Bai Kai felt like he was seeing a ghost.
Dare to say such ironic words?
I talked with these audiences every day, and was criticized from time to time.
How did he dare to argue with the audience?
Is this a newcomer who just debuted?
He was arbitrarily grasping the audience's emotional rhythm, and when talking about such a strong relationship, he didn't even come out to make trouble?
This is unscientific!
"Brother Kai, what do you think about Mr. Zhang's emotional issues?" Wang Shifeng suddenly turned around and asked.
Bai Kai shivered inexplicably, "Uh, I...I think Mr. Zhang may not be a dog licking. It may be just the person he likes. He happens not to like him. Maybe he will persist, and there will be a dawn."
Bai Kai decided to dig a hole for Wang Shifeng.
After all, as a senior dog licking, he knows that such audiences are very much acknowledging this self-deception of "hope".
"Brother Kai means that Mr. Zhang is a spare tire?" Wang Shifeng pretended to be puzzled.
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Chapter completed!