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Chapter 195 Doubled, Pigeon for Six Days(1/2)

Through the screen, the audience in the live broadcast room could feel Xiao Yang's mask of pain.

"Of course, position determines attitude. If you just use this illusion, then this is the standard humble licking dog.

I can also understand it from a different perspective for you. In order to give you a piece of candy, she deliberately bought a handful of candy and sent it to everyone." Wang Shifeng asked for some more remedies. After all, she didn't understand the actual situation. What if?

‘I’m so warmed up.’

‘Yes, from humble dog licking to brain-sucking dog licking, Teacher Wang, who has your needle.’

‘Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

‘What’s even more terrifying is that she grabbed a handful of candy and sent it to everyone, but she just sent it to you without any more. You bought one by yourself and said that the candy she gave was so sweet.’

‘The brothers upstairs are so story-breaking. I haven’t been doing dog licking for a few years and can’t get this top-notch thinking.’

‘Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

‘What tortures you is not what others do, but your own fantasy.’

"Teacher Wang, let's talk about the relationship between love and money." Xiao Yang said with a strong support.

"There is really nothing to talk about on this topic. After all, I don't have these two things." Wang Shifeng shrugged, and even though he was ridiculed by the fans, he said without changing his face. "But I have a friend who has talked to me about the impact of money on feelings. He said it's like you earn 3,000 a month, picking up your girlfriend to and from get off work every day, and people will say you are not motivated.

On Valentine's Day, you give someone a bouquet of roses, and they may say you are reluctant to spend money to give gifts.

If you cook her a meal at home, she may say you are reluctant to spend money to invite her out for dinner.

If you occasionally invite her to a high-end restaurant for dinner, she may say that you are vanity-minded.

But if you earn 30,000 yuan a month and pick up your girlfriend to and from get off work every day, she will say that you have him in your heart.

On Valentine's Day, you give her a bouquet of roses, and she will say you know romance.

If you cook a meal for her at home, she will say that you are considerate and romantic.

If you occasionally take her to a high-end restaurant for a meal, she will say that your life is really of quality.

If you earn 100,000 yuan a month, and when it rains, you call your girlfriend and ask her to take a taxi home by herself, she may not blame you, but will also say that you are a strong career.

On Valentine's Day, she will take the initiative to give you gifts, and when she gets home from get off work, she will take the initiative to call you home for dinner, and will tell you that she will take the initiative to be a good wife and not distract you.

If you occasionally take her to a high-end restaurant for dinner, she will be moved to praise you for being really ritualistic in life and really caring about her.

I think what he said makes sense, and then gave him a kick because I think he has a bad view of his values. True love is love and should not be influenced by money. Do you think I did the right thing?"

‘I don’t know if it’s right, but you kicked me and lost money, two hundred!’

‘The right one is indeed not correct in terms of values, but it is also a fact. Money can really affect the attitudes of people around you. If you don’t have money, your dog will not look at you when you walk.’

‘?This theory applies to men. Why do Teacher Wang use girls as an example every time?! Some people are offended.’

‘Woooooooooooooooooo, don’t scold me, I know I’m poor and not worthy of falling in love!’

‘This is the truth, but the probability of meeting true love is much more difficult than winning 100 million...’

‘Talking about money with the poor and having feelings with the rich, I’ll die of laughter.’

'Teacher Wang is okay to reason, but his level of comforting people is too poor. Shanghai people do a lot better in this regard. You say you feel a little sad. They will say you need some moment of your own, and then start to tell how they gained spiritual power when they were dazed by the sea in the old Zealand sea.'

‘You tell us people in Yangcheng that you are sad, we will only say that you are humid,’

'Lin'an people will ask you if you are coming or not.'

‘The Dongbairen will take you through it. If you feel really uncomfortable, you have to take a bath.’

‘??Dongbai’s brother took me with me, I was really uncomfortable!’

Before we knew it, the barrage audience began to be distorted, and in the end there were even a few IDs at risk of being banned.

But the joyful atmosphere cannot infect the sad classmate Xiao Yang. "I understand Teacher Wang, so I don't need to comfort me anymore."

"Mr. Yang, it's better to make a living first and then love. But I just saw a friend asking what kind of boys are liked by others (except those who are rich and handsome). A friend of mine summarized two points, which I think makes sense.

He said that there are two types of women that boys like, one is a good woman like a yasu woman, but a good woman like a good woman.

The same goes for men who like women

A gentleman like a gangster, a gangster like a gentleman." Wang Shifeng showed a kind smile.

In an instant, the audience's interest was pulled back.

If we talk about this, we will not be sleepy. Let’s talk about it quickly!

"What should I do if Teacher Wang, a gentleman like a yazu?" Xiao Yang asked curiously.

"I will be arrested as a suspect." Wang Shifeng said lightly.

The live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"And everyone must remember that you can't find a partner. One is that you don't want someone who has a partner and you can't do unethical things.

The other type is that there is no object, and we cannot ask for what others don’t want.” Wang Shifeng said seriously.

"Ha, then I'm still single, it's pretty good." Xiao Yang smiled wryly.

It’s really a pity for Teacher Wang. I can be single myself, so you don’t need to teach me!!!

"In fact, being single is not your choice sometimes, it may be your genetic choice." Wang Shifeng suddenly thought of something.

???

The audience was stunned after hearing this.

How do you say this?

"There is a special gene in the human body that can reduce the concentration of serotonin in the brain, resulting in being very uncomfortable with intimate relationships, being at a loss, unable to establish a normal interaction pattern with the opposite sex, and not having pheromones, it is not easy to trigger love, so it is easy to be single." Wang Shifeng explained.

‘Thanks to Teacher Wang for helping me find a reason to be single for 30 years.’

‘Thirty years alone? You’ve been pattened.’

‘The opposite sex doesn’t work? Then try the same...?’

‘It turns out that I am single because I am sick, so I feel relieved.’

‘Is there a scientific basis? Is there a way to treat it? Waiting online, it’s quite urgent.’

Many viewers seem to find strange knowledge increased.

"Friends who want to get out of singleness don't worry. I can give you a small test to evaluate whether it is suitable for dating. Suppose when you come home from get off work, your girlfriend suddenly asks you with a weird look, what do you want to answer if she turns into a desk lamp and you still love her?" Wang Shifeng asked with a smile.

After the words came to an end, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was condensed.

After hearing this question, those with girlfriends and those without girlfriends were silent.

Obviously, everyone was stumped.

This... is a question that carbon-based biological can come up with?!

However, out of respect for Wang Shifeng, the first audience gave the answer.

‘I think, if you ask this question, if it’s not for the other party to break up, I don’t think it’s a big deal. It’s not that you can’t live with the desk lamp.’

‘Suppose I am a rich man, I will put her head on her, and warn her not to ask such questions in the future, which is scary.’

‘Please, it’s so cool to be a talking lamp!’

‘Listen to me, power her up and see what color temperature it is.’

‘I actually think it’s a bit cute, is it because I’m abnormal or...’

‘Can it be turned into a bronze lamp of painted goose fish? I like it very much!’

"Teacher Wang, then assuming that I passed the test, I was not born single, can I try to fall in love?" Xiao Yang saw the barrage of this group of strange and grudge netizens, and instantly felt that he should also have the qualifications to pursue love.

"Of course, everyone has the right to pursue love." Wang Shifeng smiled.

"Then, will you not cherish it if you take the initiative as a licking dog? Especially for a novice like me who is not good at communicating." Xiao Yang was a little shy.

"Actually, there is nothing that can lick dogs but not dogs, and people cannot communicate. Communication is essentially because you are serving the other party. You think you can't communicate because you have not served the other party well." Wang Shifeng thought about the words.

???

Such complicated content made Xiao Yang hesitate for a moment, "Why does it sound like you still know how to lick a dog!"

"Active communication is to provide services. If you have to substitute for licking dogs, I can't help it. I suggest going back and checking out the contents of my first few issues. If you know you can't do it, you can do it without seeing hope. The bottomless service is licking dogs. It's like overflowing water, meaningless." Wang Shifeng sighed.

Some viewers also have a deep understanding of the barrage.

‘Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

‘Is it something wrong with me...or is it something wrong with the brother upstairs?’

'Actually, girls are really having difficulty communicating. They are sensitive to inferiority, they are anxious and painful. They are eager for romance. They want to confront sincerity, but they don't reply to your message.'

‘Listen to me, you can take the initiative, but choose more targets, be a wolf warrior, not a dog licking.’

‘Although I don’t fall in love, I am willing to encourage others to fall in love. I eat candy when I am together, and eat melons when I break up. Hehe, I just watch the fun and play!’

At this moment, Xia Mengyao, who had always been the door god, suddenly rushed up and snatched the microphone. "I can't listen anymore. You deserve to be single. Every big man is so hesitant. Isn't it just taking the initiative to pursue it? You haven't tried it yet, you are complaining about yourself here.

Why do people seem to be hiding, testing, weighing pros and cons, seeing who can expose their trump card first, pretending to be smart, avoiding mistakes in making mistakes, and maintaining decentness with fear.

But I think you should be arguing. You should be enthusiastic, open-minded, and sincerely fight hard. You must be sure that if you dare to stand in front of him today, you will be able to drink the same glass of wine tomorrow, and... wuwuwu."
To be continued...
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