Chapter 87 I Will Give You My Eyes(1/2)
For some reason, when you mention this kind of philosophy and theology, the atmosphere can easily become particularly rigorous and serious. Don’t talk badly, even speaking must be carefully considered, for fear of saying something wrong.
Mr. Wei, the questioner of this question, also tried to speak out but stopped several times.
"Did I say it a little deeper?" Wang Shifeng was very uncomfortable when he saw that no one was talking on the barrage. "Then let me change it. According to Western theory, you should save your girlfriend, and your mother should save your father,
According to Eastern theories and laws, you should give priority to saving your mother."
"Uh, um ah ah, I'm not unaware of Teacher Wang. I didn't expect you to give such an objective and hard-core answer." After hearing this, Mr. Wei sneered, "If I follow this answer, I feel that she will be angry.
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Follow this answer? I'm afraid it's not as simple as being angry.
Probably getting out of singleness instantly.
Millions of viewers understand it.
"Well, girls are all more emotional. What they need is attitude rather than answers, but they may not understand, and we must know..." Wang Shifeng smiled.
"Teacher Wang is right! So I'll ask for help from Teacher Wang. Is there any good answer? If I encounter similar questions in the future, I can answer them calmly, at least I won't quarrel." Mr. Wei asked with a silly smile.
"I thought about it and there are three ways." Wang Shifeng thought for a moment.
There are actually three ways to do this?
The audience was shocked after hearing this and was about to pick up the pen, and then slowly put it down.
Why do I remember it? I don’t have a girlfriend!
"The first type is the common perfunctory type. If you say you can't swim, or if your mother can swim, she may get angry after talking nonsense, but she won't be angry for too long." Wang Shifeng coughed lightly.
After hearing this, Mr. Wei felt that this answer was just like “What about the second type?”
"The second type is what I heard from my friend." Wang Shifeng smiled. He told his girlfriend that if everyone goes to save his lover, then I will save you, my dad will save my mother,
My grandfather saved my grandmother so that everyone will be saved by someone.
If everyone chooses to save their relatives, then the son will save his mother, I will save my mother, and my dad will save my grandmother, so that they can be saved."
"After hearing this, his girlfriend thought this answer was OK, but after careful consideration, it seemed that no one would save her in the end because she didn't have a son and was about to get angry."
"My friend told her girlfriend gently that we can have one while there is still time."
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What kind of word is this?!
Millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were stunned after hearing this, and then they understood in seconds, and the barrage took off.
‘Wow, did the wheels run over our faces just now?’
‘This method is too powerful. Not only can the problem be solved reasonably, but it can even get the task reward in advance.’
‘It’s a lot of money! Teacher Wang’s friend is so cruel!’
‘I learned it and learned it, and the first child is not a son, so I can still have a second child, tsk.’
‘Aba, I’m stupid, let’s show you jumping into the river.’
"Teacher Wang, your friend's trick is great. I'll go find my girlfriend to play!" Mr. Wei was overjoyed in an instant.
"No hurry, now you go, her anger hasn't subsided yet, so don't you want to hear the third answer?" Wang Shifeng asked with a smile.
When the audience heard this, they became more and more curious. The second one was so show, and the third one could not go to heaven?
If you hear it, you will make a profit!
"Yes, yes, Teacher Wang has another trick." Mr. Wei smiled silly.
"The third answer may not be effective, but if your girlfriend can understand the meaning and understand it, then congratulations, you are lucky to find a girl worth staying with for the rest of your life." Wang Shifeng laughed softly and laughed softly.
"The third answer is the method of another friend of mine, he is to tell a story to his girlfriend."
Teacher Wang is going to tell stories again?
While the audience was expecting it, they subconsciously looked at the small yellow car at the bottom of the screen. They felt relieved when they saw the gray words "sold out".
"My friend first answered my girlfriend directly and said she would save her first. Her girlfriend was very happy, but my friend asked another question, saying, "Who do you think, you and my mother love me more?"
"His girlfriend didn't hesitate and said she loved her more."
"My friend made another hypothetical question, asking what would you do if one day my eyes were out of sight and blind?"
"His girlfriend still didn't hesitate and said I'll take you to the best, the best hospital in the country, and the best hospital in the world."
"He asked again, what if it can't be cured?"
"His girlfriend hesitated for a moment and replied, "Then I will take good care of you for the rest of my life without any regrets."
"My friend was very moved. He touched his girlfriend's head and asked, "Do you know how my mother answered?"
"You can also guess." Wang Shifeng paused when he said this, and the audience suddenly felt like they were scratching their hearts and lungs.
Tell a story, tell a story, and what online interaction is there!
However, they still couldn't help but answer the answers they could think of on the barrage.
Wang Shifeng looked quietly for more than ten seconds before he spoke slowly, with a little trembling at the end of the voice, “My friend’s mother’s answer is, I will give you my eyes.”
In an instant, the barrage stopped, as if someone pressed the pause button in the live broadcast room.
Everyone felt like they were punched twice by Wang Shifeng in the eyes, and then they were powered on again.
My eyes were red, my nose was sore, and my whole body was numb.
‘I will give you my eyes.’
This is a sentence that no one answered, but no one thought there was something wrong with this sentence.
Because the person who said this is the mother.
It is in line with the situation and reasonable.
The live broadcast room was quiet for nearly ten seconds, and then the barrage was leaking.
‘woc, I miss my mom so much!’
‘If you don’t be a human being, if you don’t be a human being, Wang Shifeng will start killing people again! Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
‘I was happy, why did you say such things? Now, I'm crying, you're satisfied.’
‘Fuck, I will take leave tomorrow and go back to see my mom. What I said, the boss can’t stop me!’
‘The tears collapsed. I will listen to you telling stories next time I am a dog!’
‘Why did Teacher Wang throw nuclear bombs into my eyes? There is no grievance or revenge!’
‘Woooooooooooooooooo, I just asked my mom, and my mom said she was going to give birth to another one.’
‘I had to hold it back, so I told me that I had broken my defenses, oh haha.’
Feeling the healing energy brought by sadness, Wang Shifeng showed a gratified smile on his face.
As expected, sadness comes more violently than happiness.
In order to enhance the effect, Wang Shifeng picked up the suona in his hand and prepared to play a song "Mom in the Candlelight" to set off the atmosphere.
But Mr. Wei, who was connected to the opposite side, suddenly blew his nose, directly destroying the atmosphere.
Wang Shifeng was about to question him when he heard Mr. Wei's voice with a nasal voice, "Teacher Wang, I understand, I have broken up with that woman, oh, what a hot chicken! I dare to fall into the river with my mother!"
Although Mr. Wei's voice was choked, his tone was extremely firm and his momentum was imposing.
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Ah? Why is this happening?
Not only was the audience caught off guard, but even Wang Shifeng was a little confused.
I just told you a story, why did I break up? Isn’t this a bit too impulsive?
"Well, Mr. Wei, please calm down first and see if you can withdraw it. My intention is not to break up." Wang Shifeng blinked and put down the suona beside him.
"Needless to say, I understand Teacher Wang. When you educate Yuanyuan just now, I heard that you just think you should study hard in college and not stick to small things like love,
We must spend four years in college, work hard, work diligently after graduation, repay our parents' grace, and contribute to social construction. Talking about love is a waste of time!" Mr. Wei said righteousness
Words and positive energy seem to be transmitted to the entire live broadcast room through the network, sublimating the atmosphere a lot.
Everyone suddenly felt that this live broadcast room became noble.
Why did he suddenly go from a melancholy boy trapped by love to an inspirational boy studying for the rise of Daxia?
Are all broadcasters so meticulous?
Wang Shifeng was a little ashamed. Although he felt that Mr. Wei’s girlfriend might be a little bit of a small trick, otherwise he would not have asked this question, but he would not have broken up. “That….”
"Teacher Wang wait a moment, this woman has replied to me. I will share the matter with her before listening to the teachings." Mr. Wei interrupted Wang Shifeng again.
Wang Shifeng was helpless and glanced at the barrage.
I found that this group of audiences who were not concerned about their own affairs were still supporting Mr. Wei’s breakup and there were some ideas.
Sure enough, everyone in the live broadcast room was a family that was in love.
To be continued...