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Chapter 93 Mountain birds and fish have different paths, and mountains and rivers never meet again(1/2)

Fishing: It is an outdoor sport or a trap.

But no matter what the sense of fishing is, it is all tempting.

Moreover, the history of fishing in Han culture can be said to be a long history.

It can be traced back to the ancestor of humanities, and in the mythical story that can no longer trace its origin, Fuxi was warned by the Dragon King for fishing fish by the river, asking him to catch fish, but he could not use his hands, so Fuxi invented the fishing net.

Later, the Dragon King saw that the fishing net was much more cruel than fishing with bare hands, so he warned the fish and shrimp not to run around. People could not catch fish. Fuxi used the fish bones as hooks and the rot as bait to start fishing. Although the efficiency was low, the target was

It is more accurate, because you often catch fish and shrimp with low IQ and very greedy.

This kind of fish and shrimp is the most plump.

However, the most famous fisherman in history was the famous military strategist Jiang Ziya. He fished with a straight hook and finally caught King Wu of Zhou.

But in the final analysis, fishing is immoral, but it is beyond reproach because the angler also paid the bait, which to some extent both sides took the needs.

The same is true in terms of emotions.

Most men like to fish, and men always do not use the air force to fish. If they can’t get green carp, they will make grass carp, if they can’t get grass carp, they will make crucian carp, and if they can’t get crucian carp, they will make river shrimp.

If you can’t get rid of river shrimp, you will get rid of dogs, and if you don’t have any dogs, you will steal chickens. If you don’t have any of this, you will pull up other people’s radishes, cut leeks, and pick cucumbers...

If this is not the case, I would rather lie by the river and drink three sips of water before leaving, and I would not be considered empty-handed!

This is a man.

The audience in the live broadcast room was suddenly opened up by Wang Shifeng's small method.

Suddenly, there were fewer barrage in the live broadcast room, and I guess they all went fishing.

"Teacher Wang's example is really appropriate. It can indeed help many friends who lack the source of the opposite sex to solve their urgent needs. However, I have never done such similar behaviors. My friends around me still think I am like a scumbag."

Mr. Han's voice came again.

"Is it possible for Mr. Han to cause misunderstandings in his usual behavior?" Wang Shifeng looked at the message sent by He Li and raised his lips.

Through back-end technical investigation, He Li found that Mr. Han had a problem. This guy should be a host under Tianyu Media.

The intention is very obvious, it is nothing more than a purpose. Come and make trouble, see if Wang Shifeng can reveal his strength and continue to do things, and by the way, see if he can attract traffic from the live broadcast room and attract some viewers who want to become scumbags.

group.

This kind of behavior of riding on popularity is quite obscure. The industry calls it reverse behavior shaping, pretending to be the victim of the identity of a scumbag, and then passing on the words and deeds that you are the scumbag himself, and you have the means and methods to arouse others.

Focus, study.

However, Mr. Han's intention was too obvious and Wang Shifeng discovered it in advance.

Then you will know what to do next.

"Maybe, they think what I say is like a scumbag, especially my girlfriend. They usually say some love words when they interact with each other. This should be normal, but she always thinks I am painting big cakes." Mr. Han didn't know

I have been exposed and am still acting, trying to show my "excellence" to the live broadcast audience.

"What did Mr. Han say that made her misunderstand?" Wang Shifeng smiled.

"She always feels that there are too many girls around me and is worried that I will break up with her, so I can only express my opinion to comfort her and say that I will never be separated from her." Mr. Han said in a distressed tone.

My girlfriend is worried about breaking up?

When the audience heard this, they instantly felt that Mr. Han should be really excellent. He could actually make women worried about gains and losses, and he could also take the initiative to comfort the other party. Que Shi is a good man.

"This sentence doesn't sound like a big problem, but in fact, for people who are insecure, it is not much different from nonsense. It cannot effectively comfort the other party, and it cannot prove that he is not a scumbag." Wang Shifeng smiled

said.

?

Isn't this a comfort?

Is Teacher Wang too strict? The audience is a little confused.

"Why did Teacher Wang say that?" Mr. Han was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that Wang Shifeng would actually criticize him head-on.

This is unscientific. I am your fan. Shouldn’t you be more tactful?

"I mentioned before that the most common behavior of scumbags and scumbags is cold violence. Your words sound like a guarantee that you will not leave her, but it does not mean that you will not use cold violence to force her.

Break up with you." Wang Shifeng said with a smile.

Hiss...this.

The audience's eyes lit up after hearing this, yes, the characteristic of a scumbag is to turn the blame and shirk responsibility violently!

"What should I say about Teacher Wang?" Mr. Han's tone was a little unkind. He realized that Wang Shifeng's attitude was a bit strange.

"Actually it's very simple. If you are not a scumbag and are in love seriously, when she is insecure, you can comfort her with just one word." Wang Shifeng smiled slightly and said in a gentle tone

"You can say: Then let's go and register for marriage, so that you don't have to worry about me leaving you again."

In an instant, the live broadcast room felt surrounded by gentle sweetness.

What is a sense of security? This is called a sense of security~!

When you are worried that I will leave you, I will marry you directly and get it done in one step!

This is the truly good man’s responsible attitude towards love!

One word, absolutely!

The audience expressed their approval and appreciation for Wang Shifeng in the barrage.

"But...but marriage is a big deal, so you can't be so hasty." Mr. Han was stunned by this big move, and he said in a hurry, "And there is no guarantee of marriage, you can get a divorce anyway."

"Mr. Han, a truly responsible man will only start dating based on marriage. And as for the issue of divorce, I think your idea is a bit strange. Before you get married, you already thought of divorce.

Do you really love each other?" Wang Shifeng smiled, as if he was a little ridiculous.

The direction of the barrage changed again, and they began to question and mock Mr. Han. When he was bragging just now, some viewers were shocked, but after Wang Shifeng analyzed it, they found that this guy really didn't seem to be a good thing!

It almost fully conforms to the scumbag characteristics described by Teacher Wang before.

Looking at the questioning on the screen, Mr. Han was a little panicked, "Well, I don't mean that. Of course, I fell in love based on marriage. I just felt a little wronged because I was misunderstood. Moreover, I must be cautious about the major events like marriage.

, otherwise it would delay others' life."

Mr. Han tried to increase the weight of his marriage to strengthen his sense of responsibility.

I have to say that this kind of excuse is also very useful, but unfortunately he met Wang Shifeng.

"You are afraid of delaying her for the rest of your life, so your implication is to delay others? Otherwise, why are you going to fall in love? Or are you not going to get married? Wouldn't that be a scumbag?" Wang Shifeng's smile continued to diminish.

Another trick to remove the firewood from the cauldron directly made Mr. Han confirm his behavior as a scumbag.

"No, I mean... Well, you have to be responsible when you fall in love, but it's two concepts with marriage. These are two stages of life." Mr. Han continued to argue.

"Yes, you are responsible for falling in love, but you didn't say you were responsible for one day or a month. This kind of responsibility is only verbal." Wang Shifeng chuckled.

"Teacher Wang is maliciously speculating. I am with my girlfriend. I am not only responsible, but also trust her completely. Even if she works overtime until late, I have never doubted it." Mr. Han tried to discredit her girlfriend to divert attention.

force.

"Trust between lovers is the basis, and it is a good thing for you to believe in her, so will you ask her to check your phone?" Wang Shifeng's tone was meaningful.

Check your phone? How can you do it! You can kill me, but check your phone will definitely not do it!

Mr. Han instantly broke his defense and was subconsciously silent.

In their few short fights, the barrage has fully seen Mr. Han’s true face.

Oh! This is a real scumbag!

He actually has the face to come to Teacher Wang to humiliate himself. How could a righteous man like Teacher Wang give advice to a scumbag like you? Just be right to criticize you!

‘Oh yell? Why do I feel like Mr. Han’s words are so familiar to me? ps: I am called a scumbag harvester.’

‘I understand it and understand it. This guy is just a scumbag. He has been ulterior motives since he first asked questions. I want Teacher Wang to give him some advice.’

‘As sure, a scumbag can’t hide it. Even if it covers it up well, it will be exposed from the speech. Mr. Han’s girlfriend’s vision is still very accurate.’

‘Wuwuwu, Teacher Wang is so brave. He risked being beaten by a scumbag and directly analyzed the scumbag’s usual tactics in order to protect us girls, and fell in love.’

‘It’s not just protecting girls, but also us boys.’

‘? Something is not right upstairs.’

‘Teacher Wang, some things are hard to say on the surface. I think you know too much.’

The barrage began to find the output direction and opened fire to Mr. Han.

In addition to criticizing his scumbag's behavior, it is mainly about revenge, so that you can pretend to be timid!

Facing the attack from the barrage, Mr. Han remained silent for a long time.

"Mr. Han, I have no intention of offending, but you see that the eyes of the masses are all sharp. Your words and deeds may indeed belong to the ranks of scumbags, but you didn't realize that, or you were involved in the drama when you played the affectionate self,

"Wang Shifeng continues to output steadily.

Self-playing is deeply affectionate and has a bad impression of it!

WOC, Teacher Wang is so good at summing up!

Moreover, Teacher Wang is so kind. Even when facing such a disgusting scumbag, he still uses gentle words to defend him.
To be continued...
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