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Chapter 19 Naughty Pranks Are True (Part 2)

Zhan Zhizhan and the "Four Men" exchanged cups, not knowing why they had so much to say.

Zhan Zhizhan looked at his watch and unknowingly had been drinking with "Four Guys" until past eight o'clock. But "Four Guys" looked drunkenly with squinted eyes as if they were not enjoying themselves and wanted to drink more. Zhan Zhizhan advised "Four Guys"

"Seventh brother," he said, "Seventh brother, you have to go to our school to pick me up early tomorrow morning. Don't we have to go to Brother Hai's house to drink Laba porridge? Besides, if I go back to school later, I won't have a car!"

"Six Adzes" patted his head and said with a drunken smile: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Fortunately...Old Eighth reminded me. You saw Brother Qi coming over to chat with you... chatting with you, this

Smelly... Smelly memory! I drank too much. I couldn't get up early in the morning and went late. I missed going to Fourth Brother's house to pay my birthday. What happened? That's right... I'm sorry, Fourth Brother! Pick up Brother Hai. Pick up.

It's late, Hai... Brother Hai... Brother Hai will also be unhappy. You said there is no car? The road is so slippery, how can Brother Qi let you... let you take the bus back to school? You have to reverse... reverse! Old

Eight, wait...wait for Brother Qi for a while, his front desk...there is a public phone at the front desk."

The capabilities of the "Four Guys" are indeed not small. It was so late that they found a "Nanjing Gas" from somewhere and sent Zhan Zhizhan back to school. Zhan Zhizhan was so drunk that he fell asleep in the car.

After a long sleep. After getting off the "Nanjing Gas", Zhan Zhizhan was sobered up by the biting northwest wind. Wow, it's so damn cold. Zhan Zhizhan rubbed his eyes and

The collar of the military coat stood up, covering his face, and he slipped and staggered as he walked towards the dormitory building.

It's winter vacation, and all the students who should go home have gone home. There are not many people in the whole dormitory building. Zhan Zhizhan is alone on the second floor. The "black mouse" who guards the door is really a good and dedicated teacher. Maybe it's for

To save the school a few kilowatt-hours of electricity, he turned off all the lights in the corridor in the dormitory building. The school's electricity was saved, but it was so dark in the corridor that Zhan Zhizhan was not a cat, so how could he find the door to the dormitory?

Fortunately, Zhan Zhizhan remembered the match in his pocket, so he struck the match and walked forward. When the second match went out, Zhan Zhizhan came to the door of the dormitory.

Zhan Zhizhan was about to take out the key and open the door. Suddenly, he felt his foot step on something soft, like a human leg. Zhan Zhizhan was half-awakened by fright, and his hairs immediately stood up.

Goosebumps appeared all over his body. Zhan Zhizhan thought preemptively: "It's a dead person! Oh my god, bang bang, lard fried green onions! He is definitely a dead person! Damn it! Who is this? He has been lacking virtue for eight lifetimes. Where is it?

If you can’t kill someone, why would you come to my dormitory door to kill people? Let me make it clear!”

"Oh my God! What are you talking about? You trampled me to death!" To Zhan Zhizhan's surprise, the "dead man" under his feet suddenly screamed in pain and cursed loudly.

"Xiaohong? Why did you come to my dormitory in the middle of the night?" Although the corridor was dark and Zhan Zhizhan couldn't see anything, he knew who it was when he heard the voice. Zhan Zhizhan put his heart in his stomach,

He didn't mind that a little girl would open his mouth to curse. He murmured in his heart: "Hehe... As long as the person lying in front of his dormitory door is not a dead person, it's just a charming little girl who is sticky like sticky cake. But

If a gentleman doesn’t bully the darkroom, what the hell is going on?”

"Brother Zhan? Oh my god...it's really you! People have come to find you many times, but the door of your dormitory is locked and they can't find you. I risked my life today, just here in this mess.

"Ouch! Ouch! It hurts me so much!" Zhuang Jianhong was so happy that he wanted to jump up, then he grunted in pain and sat down on the cement floor with a plop.

"Ah? Xiaohong, please don't move in a hurry. Wait until I open the door and turn on the light." Zhan Zhizhan said, taking out the key from his pocket, feeling the keyhole, opening the bedroom door, and groping for the switch.

After turning on the light, he reached out and pulled Zhuang Jianhong up.

"Xiaohong, look at how old you are, how come you still act like a child? Why didn't you say anything when you heard that Brother Zhan was back?" Zhan Zhizhan felt funny and moved in his heart, grinning with clenched teeth.

The limping Zhuang Jianhong asked her to sit on his lower bunk.

"Isn't he sleepy and anxious? He fell asleep. It's not like he sincerely wants to scare Brother Zhan." Zhuang Jianhong seemed aggrieved.

Zhan Zhizhan took off his military coat, sat next to Zhuang Jianhong, and said softly: "Xiaohong, don't do such stupid things in the future. Brother Zhan is just a headless fly, running around everywhere. Look, are you still there?"

I fell asleep in the corridor. It’s such a damn cold day. What if I freeze? If you have anything to do with Brother Zhan, you can put a note on the door."

"Well..." Zhuang Jianhong's delicate body trembled violently, and she lowered her face, which was flushed.

"Xiaohong, tell Brother Zhan now, what do you want from Brother Zhan?..." Zhan Zhizhan's voice was as gentle as possible.

"I...I can't explain what's going on. It's just...even Ding Ba Lao can't see...I can't see Brother Zhan, and I always feel helpless and scratching my head. I don't know...

I don’t know what I owed you in my previous life, you...this..." Zhuang Jianhong’s face turned even redder. Suddenly, her mouth flattened, her eyes blinked twice, and a string of tears appeared like broken beads.

It rolled down with a gurgling sound.

Zhuang Jianhong was just in his early days of love, and his infatuation with Zhan Zhizhan should not be called love, or could only be said to be an ignorant affection for the opposite sex. But when Zhuang Jianhong cried, Zhan Zhizhan was at a loss again.

He apologized softly: "Don't cry! Don't cry! Xiaohong, don't cry! As soon as Xiaohong cried, Brother Zhan became confused and couldn't find anything. It was Brother Zhan's fault that made Xiaohong cry so hard that she had runny nose.

You're blind..."

"Bah! You just have a snot and you are blind. You are so coaxing that you don't even know how to feel sorry for me. Just... you know how Mao Leng Sanguang bullied... bullied me. Humph! I'll come back tomorrow... and tell me when I get home.

Brother, let me...let my brother...wu..." Zhuang Jianhong let out a "wow" and threw himself into Zhan Zhizhan's arms. His tears turned from small to loud.

Zhan Zhizhan's heart was "thumping" and "thumping" wildly. His animalistic nature almost made him stretch out his claws to blaspheme Zhuang Jianhong. Anyway, no one else saw it in the dormitory. Indeed, Zhan Zhizhan is not Liu Xiahui who is sitting still, isn't he?

Rational behavior is also human nature. When a person is alone, unlike in public, in full view of the public, it is easier for people to control themselves and avoid deviations in thoughts or behaviors. People are born with a sense of self-ashaming, unless they have already

He has reached the level of a violent person who is unforgivable, fights openly, is audacious, has no law, and dares to do evil in broad daylight.

But Zhan Zhizhan's left hand immediately hit his right hand hard, and he slapped himself hard in his heart. He secretly cursed in his heart: "Zhan Zhizhan, Zhan Zhizhan, if you did such a despicable thing,

Are dirty things still personal? Hehe... Don't think that no one else knows about it in the dormitory. God is always there, and God is watching what people do! What did your father teach you? A gentleman should be careful about his own behavior and do not bully.

Darkroom! Boom, boom, lard and green onions! That’s what Confucius said. Didn’t my father often say that the human heart is like a mirror, which needs to be wiped frequently to make it clear? People must constantly reflect on themselves.

Didn't the old man also say that the ancients would examine themselves three times every day, eliminate bad things in their thoughts in a timely manner, and constantly sublimate their moral thoughts?"

Zhan Zhizhan kept using the way of saints to warn himself, but Zhuang Jianhong in his arms seemed to have infinite magic power, making Zhan Zhizhan just like the hero Wei Xiaobao in Jin Yong Jin's "The Deer and the Cauldron", feeling unsatisfied in his heart.

Zhan Zhizhan muttered in his heart: "Damn it! If you can't be moved by this situation, you have to be an eunuch! If you want to say that Liu Xiahui won't be moved even if he comes, that's just glaring and talking nonsense! That's not right!

No! It should be that Liu Xiahui is not tempted, but the eunuch has to be tempted too! Damn it! Don’t stop being a bitch. Doing things with no bottom line is not what a gentleman does! A gentleman does not follow the evil rules and does not deceive the dark room.

Don't have evil thoughts in your heart! There are "Three Corpse Gods" in your body looking at you. The "Three Corpse Gods" can see clearly!

Zhan Zhizhan calmed down his chaotic thoughts and comforted Zhuang Jianhong: "Look, Xiaohong is crying so pitifully. It makes Brother Zhan feel so distressed! Xiaohong, please stop crying. Brother Zhan will start from now on."

Don’t dare anymore!”

"You said this yourself, and you can't be a swindler! If you dare to ignore me in Klang again, I will... I will cry to death!" Zhuang Jianhong sobbed and took the opportunity to fight.

Zhizhan's jacket was used as a handkerchief to wipe his face.

Within a minute, Zhan Zhizhan's shirt was wet with a large area, and there was also a bit of sticky, shiny stuff. Zhan Zhizhan looked carefully and found that it was Zhuang Jianhong's nose. Zhan Zhizhan felt angry and funny in his heart, pointing out

He looked at a spot of runny nose on his chest and asked Zhuang Jianhong: "Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Xiaohong, look at it! Take a look, what are these?"

Zhuang Jianhong took a closer look and actually burst out laughing. But she immediately pouted her little mouth and said quibly: "Brother Zhan, what do you think those are? Aren't they just Xiaohong's tears? They're all over you."

I look up to you, why don’t I do it to others? What are you doing that makes you squeak and burn, then... Xiaohong’s tears are not buried."

Zhuang Jianhong was suddenly startled and said: "Oh my God! Why is Xiaohong sweating all over her body? Is she going to croak? It's not fun anymore. If we play any more, Xiaohong will squirm! I'm still numb.

Lio'er lift the pole, don't let Brother Zhan fool you!"

Zhan Zhizhan breathed a sigh of relief, although he still felt a little disappointed. He said to Zhuang Jianhong: "A pretty girl like Xiaohong walks on the street at night, so what if something happens? Brother Zhan, I'll see you off...

"

Zhuang Jianhong pushed the boat along, raised her pretty face like a peach blossom, and said with a playful smile: "Brother Zhan, if you can give Xiaohong a gift, of course I will remember it. I, Xiaohong, are naturally beautiful, and my country is beautiful and fragrant. When the fish falls, the goose falls, and the moon is shy of the flowers.

Three thousand...then three thousand people are not as good as one person..."

"Haha... That's 'Three Thousand Pink Dais without Color'. You little goblin, I really messed with you." Zhan Zhizhan said with a smile.
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