Chapter 5: You are the one who talks too much
After tea time,
The old Taoist sat up straight, his robes were wet, but Yang Ming continued to wander there.
Xiao Cui opened her mouth so big that she was stunned!
I saw the old Taoist throwing needles back and forth as if throwing darts. The depth of the force and the precision of the acupuncture points were extremely accurate, as if he could get the needle in place even if he closed his eyes!
"No, grandpa, those men in black are about to search for you! What should we do now?!"
Hearing Xiao Cui's voice, when the old man retracted his needle, he unexpectedly stretched out his right hand like an iron fan, stood up and suddenly slapped Yang Ming's fair right face with his backhand.
After hearing the scream of "Ouch", the old Taoist quickly sealed all the acupuncture points and said dissatisfied:
"What the hell, I'm almost draining you to death! Why don't you use your energy to escape later? Do you have to stay here to die?"
Xiaocui hurriedly helped Yang Ming, who fell to the ground with his head swollen like a pig's head.
Unexpectedly, Yang Ming waved his hands and laughed like a fool as soon as he stood up:
"Yo Xi! It's so cool! No wonder so many people are addicted to martial arts. It turns out that they feel so comfortable after successfully overcoming the tribulation!"
Yang Ming, the original host, spent ten years memorizing all the martial arts techniques.
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But he only knows a little about martial arts moves;
Yang Ming, who came from time travel, seems to be here to fill this hole. He usually earns extra money in the imperial capital and spends time as a companion. Every weekend, he explains the martial arts moves of various sects and eighteen martial arts to tourists!
Therefore, when the old Taoist started acupuncture, the aura in the original host's body was regarded by Yang Ming as a monster and was constantly used as an experience gain.
Adapt the moves that come to mind with the original host's mentality one by one.
Yang Ming didn't even think about going crazy. Anyway, there was an experienced person in front of him who wanted to save lives and heal the wounded. Even if he failed to overcome the tribulation, he would have to return to the imperial capital at the worst possible time.
"Ah~!"
Yang Ming had just been in high spirits for a while, but then his legs paralyzed and he fell to the ground again!
"What's going on? Old man, what did you do to me?"
The old Taoist sat on the ground in a state of collapse. After taking back the silver needle, he looked at Yang Ming with contempt and said:
"You are the only idiot who dares to go through the tribulation during the removal of toxins! Fortunately, I have an old man here to check it. If it had been anyone else, you would probably have a lot of grass on your grave!"
I don’t have the energy to accompany you through this calamity, so I can only temporarily suppress the poison and control it on my legs, otherwise you would have gone crazy long ago!”
Yang Ming scratched his head, thought for a while, then stared at the old Taoist and said:
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"So, you've been in vain for a long time, but in the end the toxins haven't been eliminated at all? Then help me take Xiaocui away first?! The man in black is coming soon!"
After hearing this, the old Taoist almost couldn't catch his breath and was sent away directly by Yang Ming!
The old Taoist was speechless, but since the situation was at stake, he could only choose to help this fool get through the difficulties.
"Girl! Help me hold off these men in black for a quarter of an hour and let me regain my strength!"
Xiaocui looked at the two weirdos, the old and the young, and could only leave for the time being speechless...
A quarter of an hour later,
I saw Xiao Cui running back with disheveled hair and tearful eyes, and said aggrievedly:
"Woooooo~! Young Master, Grandpa, there are so many of them, I can't defeat them!"
Looking at Xiao Cui, who looked like a pig like himself, Yang Ming was filled with anger and shouted loudly:
"Old man, the people in black will give you it, and help me destroy them for them! Grandma! Actually dare to rob my grain and kill me, and even my cute Xiao Cui will be.
so!"
The old Taoist adjusted his breathing, stood up slowly from his meditative state, and walked up to Yang Ming energetically. Suddenly he received another slap with his backhand:
"You're the only one who talks a lot!"
Chapter completed!