Chapter 151 The origin of Uncle Wang!

"..."

Xu Yang was stunned.

He knew that Ma Long had a brilliant mind and spoke freely... but he didn't expect it to reach this level!

Let's not talk about the king, civilize you, me and others!

Don’t you know this sentence?

The key is that he also added "老" in front of the word "王巴"!

Xu Yang can't see with his eyes now, and he is too embarrassed to use his mental power to "see" Old Wangtou... After all, Old Wangtou is not an ordinary person. If you use your mental power to sweep around on someone's body, he will naturally be able to feel it.

This is very disrespectful.

Lao Wang was silent for a while.

Ma Long naturally didn't notice. He took out Huazi from the leather bag under the creaking nest, took out one and handed it over. He sat down on the chair where Xu Yang was sitting just now and said with a smile: "Old Wang, smoke Huazi."

.”

Lao Wangtou silently took the cigarette.

Ma Long first ordered one for Lao Wang, and then ordered one for himself. He said: "Lao Wang, I haven't seen you in the past few years. Why do I feel that you are getting younger and younger... looking at the little suit, holy shit, still

Armani’s?”

Xu Yang couldn't bear it any longer and immediately slapped him in the face.

It would be fine if he succeeds, but if he fails to become a disciple, where should he go to find ways for Ma Long to practice in the underworld?

Lao Wangtou gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and suddenly regretted accepting this bitch as his disciple.

Even Yun Mengxi, who had been scrolling through short videos on her phone, suddenly stood up, her beautiful eyes filled with shock, and she looked at Lao Wang blankly.

Ma Long was stunned and said in surprise: "Isn't this Lao Wang who sells birthday cakes on the street? Have you forgotten... I came to your house when I was a freshman in high school. One time he played chess with your grandfather, and someone in the store called and asked for birthday cakes.

At that time, we went to the longevity material shop to help him sell it, and you even blackmailed him for 100 yuan."

Xu Yang's head was covered with black lines and he said: "I am temporarily blind. I will be fine in a few days... Can you please stop being so blind? Uncle Wang is a hidden master. If you want to survive, just

Become your teacher."

Lao Wangtou suddenly sat upright and said in a serious voice: "Listen carefully, my lineage is inherited from King Bian Cheng, one of the ten palaces of Yama in the underworld, and my teacher is King Bian Cheng's named disciple!"

Ma Long's face was filled with doubts and he said: "Master, if you cry when you poop and urinate in the north, do you mean you cry when you poop and pee in the north? What's the crime in this? No one can poop in their poop anymore? Why does Master hate this?

Race people?"

Ma Long followed the laughter and couldn't help but his eyes lit up and asked: "Old Xu, is this the woman you are looking for again... By the way, where are the female ghosts you raised before? Don't you like ghosts?

?Why did the tone change this time? Is she also a ghost?"

Ma Long said nonchalantly: "That day you took that 100 yuan and invited me to go to the Internet cafe to masturbate all night long. That night we rushed from gold to silver. You forgot... Look into my eyes and tell me, in the end

Is this happening?"

Ma Long thought for a while and said: "I plan to open a bar, similar to the magnificent one..."

He slapped him, and Ma Long immediately covered his mouth and shouted vaguely: "Xu Yang, why are you hitting me..."

"I'm so fucking blind!"

"Third... to those who cry when they are drowning in the north!"

Xu Yang scolded: "This is the master I found for you. Only he can help you resolve your extremely yin body... Do you still want to live?"

"master?"

Malone: ​​"My dad is engaged in construction. I spent the past two years herding sheep in the mountains. Mainly because I heard that digging for treasures can make you rich overnight. However, I have bad luck and haven't found anything. I just came back last month. My dad

The day before yesterday, he said that I had been idle all day like a street kid, and he said that he would invest some money in me when the project payment is settled at the end of the year..."

Lao Wangtou said: "In which year and month is your birthday?"

Snapped!

"Ouch, my tun (lip)..."

He raised his eyelids slightly and looked at Xu Yang.

"Children's Day, June 1, 2001."

Uncle Wang's eyes lit up, but he quickly put away this emotion. He nodded, with an enigmatic look, and said calmly: "Okay, kneel down and become my disciple."

He has also read novels and knows that many masters like to work as security guards, bodyguards, son-in-laws and other professions, and like to hide in the busy city... Isn't this what selling longevity materials is like?

He immediately fell down and was about to kneel down, but Xu Yang quickly stopped him and said: "As for accepting a disciple, is it actually enough to kowtow? You must first pass Uncle Wang's test."

Ma Long blushed, lowered his head and said, "Uncle, you have such a good memory!"

Damn it...

Uncle Wang: "How are you going to spend this money after you get it?"

Xu Yang: “…”

After all, Xu Yang has a high level of cultivation. He failed to identify the position by listening to sounds the first time. Naturally, he will not fail the second time.

"good!"

Is this question off track?

Old Man Wang asked again: "Can you tell me why you have such an idea?"

"First, those who are disobedient and unfilial!"

Xu Yang was shocked and looked at Lao Wangtou in disbelief.

Xu Yang was a little nervous.

Lao Wang was speechless for a while, and then said: "This is not the point... The point is that since you have become my disciple, you must not do anything wrong, you must be filial to the master, and remember to share the good things with the master."

Xu Yang felt that his heart disease was about to be attacked by anger. Ma Long naturally didn't believe it. He stepped forward and opened Xu Yang's eyelids with his hands. He saw that Xu Yang's eyeballs were covered with gray, as if a layer of ash had been sprinkled on them.

The corners of his eyes were still filled with bloodshot eyes, and blood was oozing out. He suddenly wailed and shouted: "Old Xu, what's wrong with you?"

However, he couldn't see with his eyes, and he didn't use his mental energy to scan Ma Long's position. He just relied on the sound to identify the position, but this slap was in vain.

"How can you say I lied?"

Ma Long immediately corrected his attitude and stood seriously in front of Lao Wangtou.

On the side, Yun Mengxi burst into laughter.

Old Man Wang: "It's okay. If you want to say something, you can say it. You don't have to say it either."

Uncle Wang asked again: "What kind of business does your family do?"

"Second, those who complain about everything!"

When he heard the words "Hermit Master", Ma Long's eyes couldn't help but light up.

Ma Long raised his head and said suspiciously: "Old Xu, what are you doing? Fighting flies..."

Xu Yang panicked: "It's not me, it's nothing, don't spread rumors..."

Ma Long knelt down on the spot, Bang Bang Bang kowtowed three times and shouted: "Master!"

Ma Long said proudly: "Look, you don't even dare to open your eyes, and you still accuse me of spreading rumors?"

Lao Wangtou: "......"

Ma Long: "Uncle, this is the fourth question."

Ma Long flew out upside down and rolled to the door of the funeral shop with a sound of "ah". Yunmengxi held a watermelon knife, stepped forward and stepped on Ma Long's chest, and said angrily: "Damn, I have tolerated you for a long time, you are a grown man.

Why are you talking so much nonsense? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will cut your mouth!"

"Good disciple... Since you have accepted me as your master, I need to tell you the origin of our lineage."

"Shut up!"

"..."

"But……"

Xu Yang suddenly had a big headache!

Yunmengxi, on the other hand, dodged and came to Ma Long's side, kicked Ma Long in the face with a flying kick.

Ma Long thought for a while and said: "I don't remember if I ever pooped or peed on the north side... If I enter the City of Unworthy Death in the future, Master, will he also punish me?"

Ma Long, on the other hand, said carelessly: "Uncle, please ask!"

Isn't this too simple?

In other words...what's the point in this?

When ancient people did things, they all liked to study the birth date...Uncle Wang asked this, maybe he really had a deep meaning.

Ma Long smiled obscenely and said: "Uncle, I'll tell you the truth... I don't have any other hobbies, I just like watching girls... When my bar opens, I will build a big dance floor on the first floor and hire a DJ.
To be continued...