Chapter 107 Come and help the old lady push down the coffin lid!(1/2)
Chapter 107 Come, help me push down the coffin lid!
In the fourth year of Emperor Daxing of the Eastern Jin Dynasty (AD 321), Xu Xun lived in seclusion at the old site of Meixian Temple in the southern suburbs of Nanchang, and founded a Taoist temple named Taiji Temple, also known as "Jingming Zhenjing", and established the Jingming Taoist School.
Legend has it that Xu Xun became enlightened on the first day of August in the second year of Ningkang in the Eastern Jin Dynasty (AD 374). On the day of his enlightenment, 42 people in his family, together with their chickens and dogs, flew into the sky and became immortals.
The allusion that a person becomes enlightened and a chicken or a dog becomes an immortal probably comes from this.
Xu Yang checked on the Internet about the deeds of the "Shen Gong Miaoji Zhenjun" Xu Xun and Xu Tianshi, and he began to believe what the prince said...
Even the chickens and dogs in the family have ascended to heaven, so how can they have any descendants?
The so-called "descendants of Xu Tianshi" are probably side bloodlines, or even descendants of disciples... No wonder the Lushan Taoist Association and Jingming Taoism are fighting for "orthodoxy".
Xu Yang also asked the prince for advice on some affairs in the world.
The prince answered everything he knew.
He said: "I will talk to them over at Lushan Road... It is okay to fight for the orthodoxy, but there cannot be evil ways. They dare to hire murderers and hire assassins from the Shura Sect. It is a serious crime. As long as you nod, I will
We can take action, and we will take advantage of the opportunity to level the Lushan Road."
The prince's tone was calm.
It seems that for him, knocking down an avenue gate is no different from knocking down a dilapidated house.
But Taoism requires cultivating to the "supernatural power realm" before you can fly.
"Why do you have this expression?"
These coffin nails originally had the function of sealing the sarcophagus. However, after Feng Zhaoqing pulled out one of the coffin nails, the seal was destroyed and could be broken from the inside by the zombies in the coffin.
Xu Yang looked back and saw a beautiful girl with a hot figure and a Taoist talisman on her forehead outside the nanny's room, standing at the door holding half a roast chicken.
boom!
boom!
boom!
The coffin lid shook, and the second coffin nail fell off.
Because after providing the merit points this time, no matter how Xu Yang used his methods, the zombie was no longer indifferent. Instead, he sneered: "You stayed up in the middle of the night to perform acrobatics for me, making thunder and lighting fires. Aren't you an idle egg?"
pain?"
The prince did not hide anything from Xu Yang and explained: "However, most of the Taoist talismans they provided are of average quality. The Taoist talismans drawn by real Taoist talisman masters will not be used."
Xu Yang turned on the light and looked into the sarcophagus. He saw that the sarcophagus was covered with a white fox fur and a jade pillow, but there was no trace of the zombies!
Xu Yang did not believe in evil, so he found garlic and placed it around the sarcophagus.
Xu Yang walked into the nanny's room.
Inside the coffin, the zombie mocked again: "Are you trying to find out my weaknesses to control me? Haha... just give up, I have nothing to fear!"
Xu Yang, who had not slept for a week, fell asleep after lying on the bed for a while...
They didn't notice...
"The zombie is frightened, its merit value +100, and its constitution +1."
The two sat on the balcony and chatted for a while. The prince used "busy business" as an excuse and soared into the sky into the night sky and left.
Flying...
Xu Yangdao: "If Minister Xu Yang takes action, I will definitely speak... But for the time being, there is no need to touch Lushan Dao. My grandfather has a backup plan. For the time being, Lushan Dao does not dare to take action against me."
She glanced at Xu Yang and said in the tone of a female hooligan: "Xiao Zi, you have a good figure...but you are too fair. If you get a tan, you will be very sexy."
As soon as they entered, the coffin lid banged. Inside the coffin, the zombie asked: "Xiao Xuzi, did a master come to the house just now? I sensed that someone was spying on me!"
Xu Yang suddenly realized.
Since there was no way to get merit points from zombies, Xu Yang simply ignored it.
Yes.
Wow!
Xu Yang's eyes looked hot.
"hehe."
At this moment, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo were all watching TV in the living room on the first floor. The three women knew nothing about the prince's arrival and obviously did not feel it.
Suddenly, Xu Yang flicked his finger, and a ball of flame shot towards the sarcophagus.
But then, I became even more confused.
The prince added: "Our Spiritual Management Bureau has been exploring the secrets of ancient ruins over the years and has accumulated some treasures. I will send you a list of treasures later. If you need anything, just ask."
As the sarcophagus shook, a coffin nail jumped up and fell to the ground.
Xu Yang, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly became excited. He turned over and sat on the bed. When his ears moved, he caught the sound of the coffin vibrating, and his expression changed involuntarily!
"not good!"
"Afraid?"
He took a cold shower and returned to the bedroom, ready to have a good night's rest and catch up on his sleep.
Yang Yin was extremely curious and said: "What's more, these anchors have no bottom line in doing things in order to gain popularity... Maybe jumping into the river is fake, but trying to gain popularity is real!"
Who wouldn't want to?
As the first coffin nail is "squeezed out", the second coffin nail also becomes loose.
Could it be...
He stared at the girl with his eyes wide open, his mouth wide enough to fit an egg in, and his face looked like he had seen a ghost.
"Really? Are you sure?"
His voice changed and he said: "Why don't you let me out, I promise not to hurt you... and I will protect you!"
Xu Yang asked about the doubts in his heart and said: "Minister Wang, with the background of the Spirit Management Bureau, he will definitely cooperate with some Taoist masters, right?"
"That zombie is getting out of trouble!"
He went out for a walk again, but unfortunately he didn't find a black dog on the street, so naturally he didn't get the black dog's blood.
He went straight to the nanny's room, only to see the sarcophagus lying quietly in the corner... the lid of the coffin had been half-opened.
Are the symbols I drew in good condition?
But I have only been learning to make talismans for about 10 days... I just figured it out all by myself. Could it be that I am better than those Taoist talisman masters?
"My sister... we are ghosts, what kind of morality do we have?"
Said.
"Ding!"
But if you think about it carefully, it's normal... After all, this guy was on the same level as a prince in his heyday.
If you cooperate with them, can't you get Taoist symbols?
"Our Spirit Management Bureau has indeed cooperated with Taoist sects such as Maoshan and Longhushan. In addition to establishing Taoist temples together, they will provide us with a batch of Taoist talismans on time."
Nothing to say no to.
The sarcophagus in the nanny's room is shaking slightly.
The girl ate the roasted chicken, chewing the bones and swallowing the meat together.
Yang Yin suddenly shouted: "Come and see, this anchor is going to live broadcast jumping into the river...it's only 10 kilometers away from us."
Xu Yang lost all sleep in an instant. He didn't even bother to put on his slippers, so he just put on a pair of big pants and ran downstairs.
Xu Yang was surprised.
He was silent for a few seconds and asked: "Miss Zombie, can I ask you a question... What are you zombies most afraid of?"
Bedroom on the second floor.
This zombie can actually sense it?
"Have you never seen a beautiful woman?"
Xu Yang said: "Do you think I will believe the lies about a zombie? During the day, you were still shouting that you wanted to hack my whole family to death."
"Then what training resources do you need?"
After taking a long breath, Xu Yang returned to the villa.
Inside the sarcophagus, the zombie screamed: "Why did you shoot me out of nowhere...to scare me!"
The zombie sneered: "Ordinary zombies are indeed afraid of east and west, but after cultivating to my level, I have already made up for my weaknesses. There is nothing in this world that scares me."
Just then, there was a sound of footsteps.
Liu Shishi said: "Isn't this bad? Isn't it too immoral for us to join in the fun when others commit suicide?"
After some discussion, the three women immediately went out and flew towards the direction where the anchor jumped into the river.
To be continued...