Chapter 195 Dean Xu's Weakness in the Whole Network!(1/2)
Officer Wang found a parking space and stopped, took out milk, melon and fruit snacks from the trunk of the car, and walked Xu Yang to the welfare home while saying: "This welfare home is the only welfare home in Wucheng.
There are some children inside, as well as many childless old people... Huh?"
"Aren't they all the same?"
Xu Yang left the haunted house immediately with the excuse that his "friends" were still waiting for him outside.
Then the yellow-orange bullet head deformed and fell to the ground.
There was some confusion on his face.
To Xu Yang's surprise, Officer Wang's forensic daughter was also there. After seeing Xu Yang, she shook hands, exchanged pleasantries, and then asked: "Master Xu, is the video circulating on the Internet true?
?Is your body really invulnerable?"
"Make a movie about wool!"
When Ma Long heard the movement on the other side of the roller coaster, he stretched his neck and said curiously: "Old Xu, Old Xu... there seems to be something lively over there, let's go and take a look!"
Xu Yang was about to cry but had no tears, and said: "I also know that my reputation in the ghost circle is not very good, but these are all rumors... What's more, my orientation is very normal, so don't worry!"
In the video, Xu Yang was seriously explaining to the media the differences between Taoist cultivators and warriors.
Therefore, even if what happened today is not popular enough, the officials will add fuel to the flames and make it a hot search topic.
"good!"
In fact.
There are a lot of people here on the roller coaster.
One person and one cat played around for a while, and Yueniang suddenly burst into tears and choked with sobs.
For a time, everyone gathered together with laughter and laughter.
But now, he had to show his superior demeanor and said calmly: "It's just a land decree, it's nothing... As for whether it will be useful to get two places, let's wait and see in the future."
She held the Land Law tightly and said: "Xiao Meow, when my sister refines the Land Law, I will take you shopping and buy your favorite cat food..."
Seeing the look in her eyes as she looked at him, Xu Yang couldn't help but shudder and quickly refused... Could this woman be used to studying corpses and want to dissect them and study them herself?
soon.
Yueniang reacted and immediately grabbed the little orange cat and scratched its squeaky nest.
"Buy your uncle!"
Officer Wang found that Xu Yang stopped and immediately asked: "Master Xu, what's wrong with you?"
What happened at night is self-evident.
"..."
The words just fell...
The muscular man knew Xu Yang. As soon as he saw Xu Yang approaching, he immediately took a step forward to greet him, raised his nostrils and said nonchalantly: "What? You want to help your friend find a place?"
The little orange cat was at a loss and asked: "Why is sister crying?"
Now that the country has announced the existence of martial arts and Taoism, it has even vaguely mentioned the existence of evil spirits and demons in the world. Well-known "martial arts anchors" such as Master Chen of Wudang have also edited and released real videos in recent days.
Cultivation-related videos.
She spat at Xu Yang.
"Let's use an analogy..."
The little orange cat chuckled and said: "You have been in the human world for too short a time, so you don't understand the human world's culture very well... I'll talk about this later, it's just a literal meaning!"
"If you fall down, can you still leave a slap mark?"
After getting up, he received a call from Officer Wang. On the other end of the phone, Officer Wang said: "Master Xu, I have time to go to the welfare home this weekend. Do you want to go together?"
Considering the relationship between Xu Yang and Cui Fujun, it is not difficult to arrange an identity for his wife. A land decree is indeed nothing to him!
So he suppressed the joy in his heart, solemnly put away the land decree and said: "My name is Yueniang, and I am a resident of [Luofu Mansion]. Later, because my family offended the big shots in Luofu Mountain, the family was ruined. I wandered around the underworld incognito."
, and finally became a ghost immortal."
Xu Yang's eyes flashed.
At this moment, the five girls had returned from shopping. When Xu Yang came in, he found that they were actually watching TV news... In the news, the clip of Xu Yang being interviewed, being assassinated, and then fighting back was playing.
If he had been in the past, he would have called his friends on the phone and pushed the person who hit him to the ground and rubbed him.
What man wouldn’t like a cat girl with short ears?
And this Yue Niang...
Seeing Xu Yang coming back, Yue Yuluo was the first to jump up: "Husband, you are so angry..."
Yun Mengxi said: "You guys think...my husband won't make his debut like this, right? If someone asks my husband to make a movie, I will definitely be the leading female lead!"
That video was even specially edited and subtitled.
But when Xu Yang's mental strength cleared, he found that the muscular man was chattering in front of the roller coaster not far away, bragging to his friends about the heroic deeds of "beating someone up". Even his little girlfriend also followed and scolded Ma Long.
When "the toad wants to eat the swan meat", Xu Yang couldn't help it.
"When she transformed, I quickly changed her back... Damn it!"
Watching Xu Yang leave, the little orange cat stood up after landing, patted his furry belly with his little paws and said: "Oh...sister, I'm scared to death. I thought Master Xu said we'll talk about it later."
Let’s talk about it later!”
"ah!"
Xu Yang looked at the orphanage in front of him.
In addition, it may be due to year-round fitness exercises, and my body is indeed very strong.
"Are you really willing to give me the land decree?"
Yueniang wiped her tears and said: "I have been wandering in the underworld incognito for more than two hundred years. I have been living in fear every day. After I entered the human world, I was worried that I would be wanted by the underworld. Now I finally have an identity. I don't have to worry about it anymore."
Live such a life of fear!"
On the second day, Xu Yang slept until noon before getting up.
"Ah this..."
Ma Long looked away and said, "I ran too fast when I came out and fell down."
Is this strong man Tiehanhan?
"I'm so happy!"
Yang Yin, Yun Mengxi and the others started talking at once.
hetui!
The little orange cat asked: "Isn't it?"
Xu Yang changed his mind and said, "Just tell me your name. As for your origin, there is no need to tell it in such detail."
Luofu Mountain?
According to rumors, the Southern Ghost Emperor, one of the Five Ghost Emperors, governs "Luofu Mountain".
Said.
Outside the haunted house, Ma Long sat on a chair with a bruised nose and swollen face. When he saw Xu Yang coming out, he immediately covered his face.
"What the hell!!!"
Arrive outside the welfare home.
Yue Qiluo joked: "My husband is partial to watching movies with Sister Yun, but not with us..."
Soon, the two met at the funeral shop.
Very good too.
Obviously.
Xu Yang said with a dark face: "Is that called making a movie?"
The little orange cat also said: "Master Xu, I'm sorry, Xiao Miao misunderstood you... If you are willing, Xiao Miao's previous conditions will also count."
High probability...
As soon as there was such a commotion, a large number of people gathered around.
Yueniang was stunned: "Is there any difference?"
The more bloody scenes in the video have been mosaic processed.
He threw the Land Law directly with his hand and said: "You take this Land Law and refine it... As for the conditions... it is just as you said before. I will ask you to help me clear up some troubles in the future."
"It's just that the big man's hands and eyes were all over the sky. I didn't expect that they would eventually discover me. In order to avoid their pursuit, I threw myself into the Yellow Spring River, but I never expected that I would encounter a rift in time and space. I came to the human world by chance."
Yunmengxi spread his hands.
After he smashed the head of the haunted house "NPC" that transformed into himself with a hammer, Ma Long explained that it was himself... but anyone with a brain should know that he is not an ordinary person.
To be continued...