Chapter 6 The Cruel Reality
"Fourth brother, are there any other objects that will attract attention?" Zhu Yousong asked Zhu Youcon while holding a glass ornament.
"Well, that's all!" Looking at the pile of messy ornaments that the three brothers in front of him helped to choose, Zhu Youcon, who had just been hit, was really uninterested. And he didn't understand, wasn't it just a personal crystal? It's more valuable than glass. Do you need to look at a lover? It's so gentle to caress? Vomit... Even if you want to have a fetish, you'll choose a good one, why did you choose a glass pig?
February 7th
Three moments of ugly
"Bang--" Zhu Youcon in his dream suddenly woke up by the sound of the porcelain bottle falling to the ground. For a moment, he felt the whole room shaking. The earthquake? The little fat man suddenly became a carp and sat up suddenly, and rushed to the bed with a rat holding his head in a lightning-thunder. However, because his figure was too... plump, the fat butt fell out and his calves kept kicking in.
Not so unlucky? Zhu Youchong, who traveled through time because of the fake and inferior real estate, kept complimenting his hands, from Tathagata, Guanyin to the Three Pure Land, Jade Emperor, to the Holy Mother, Jesus, and even Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie. At this time, he didn't care about any god-atheism. Anyway, it was all the famous people he had heard of, and the famous people in ancient and modern times, and the immortals, Buddhas and gods, and all the people who became immortals, Buddhas and gods were talked about!
The summoning works? After waiting for a while, it seems that it hasn't shaken, but why is it so dark? Could it be... stop playing! Zhu Youcon, who had experienced time travel, seemed to be back to his first time state?
“Check…”
Huh? Still called me? Not turning into a bird? But so dark... Oh, by the way, I was under the bed! Zhu Youcon finally woke up and crawled out in a mess. When did so many people come out in the room? The untidy King Fu, the princess who barely put on a coat, three brothers wearing single clothes and a burning butt, and a group of maids whose mouths were so fast that they could put down their elephant legs!
"Father...Mother..." It's so embarrassing. This time, so many people saw my brother's ostrich look, wuwu... The wise and decisive glorious image I had not yet created was ruined! Zhu Youcon was thinking about whether he would find a way to destroy the group of people in front of him to humanely? But among them, his parents and three brothers, what should I do? I can't kill my father and brother? I have to think about it quickly and think of a way to fool him!
"Child...Child...is...is picking up the glass beads that fell just now!" No matter if anyone believes it, I just said that, I believe it. Do you believe it or not? Zhu Youcong put on a look that is not afraid of boiling water.
"Hey..." King Fu didn't care about Zhu Youchao's nonsense, and turned to the other three sons and said, "Your fourth brother is fine, go back quickly, don't get cold!"
"It's okay, I guess the fourth brother was scared by the turn of the earth dragon. I'll be here to accompany my fourth brother!" It seems that at least Zhu Yousong didn't believe the nonsense of a shameless little fat man, and then said, "Besides... the fourth brother's room is also warm, and I'll ask someone to pick up clothes."
Look, what to look at? Zhu Youcong looked at Zhu Youhua who kept blinking at him and rolled his eyes in his heart, thinking insidiously: "Look again, look again, I'll draw circles to curse you of memory later!"
"You all go down first!" King Fu shook his maids and hugged Zhu Youcon in his arms and sighed: "Hey... Since the defeat of Sarhu in the 46th year of the founding emperor Wanli, the party in the court has won the battle every day, and now he has caught up with the earth dragon turning over..."
Is this King of Fortune? In history, the King of Fortune who ignored everything and only knew how to eat, drink, play and make money all day long would also have such a compassionate heart? Zhu Youcon really wanted to reach out to see if someone was wearing a human skin mask and fooling him.
"Father..." Zhu Youcon couldn't find any words to comfort King Fu. He dared not say that the court would provide relief to the victims. After all, the most common records in historical books about the late Ming Dynasty were the extortion of excessive taxes...
"Oh... I don't know how much food and salary will be deducted by officials from all over the country this year!" After transforming, King Fu transformed from the spot! The people who were worried about the country and the people just now immediately began to worry about his money bag.
I... Zhu Youcong wanted to pinch his fat father's neck and shake it hard. When is it? You are still only concerned about your own food and salary? You know, this is an earthquake! Although the tremor in the royal palace was not too strong, and there were no houses and no one was injured, who knows where the epicenter was? Who knows whether there would be a large number of refugees in the epicenter? You know, this was a chaotic era in the late Ming Dynasty. As long as someone raised his arms and shouted, he could summon tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of refugees! I don't know if this fat father was imprisoned by the vassal kings or something. At this time, he could not imagine that he would help the victims and win people's hearts?
"Father?"
"Hmm? What's wrong with the test?"
"If you are in a state of peace today, you are catching up with such natural disasters. Why don't your father save the disaster victims from water and fire..." Zhu Youcon tried hard to show off a harmless expression of humans and animals trying to persuade him.
"Care you no!" Before Zhu Youcong finished speaking, King Furu was struck by lightning and quickly covered Zhu Youcong's mouth and looked around. He confirmed that the people had been driven away before whispering: "Care you must not make such a ruthless statement!"
"Ah?" Zhu Youcon was very puzzled. Didn't he just help the victims and gain some popularity? Why did he become a traitor? Why was his father so nervous?
"Daughter, although you are still young, you will eventually inherit the throne of your father. Let's wait for your father to tell you slowly, so as not to cause trouble in the future!"
After the general explanation of King Fu, Zhu Youcon realized that the vassal kings had many restrictions on fiefs, such as the two kings were not allowed to meet each other; they were not allowed to leave the fiefs without permission; even if they left the city and provincial tombs, they had to apply and only after they were allowed; if they went out of the city for a visit without reason, the local officials should submit a timely report, and all relevant officials were punished from heavy poaching, civil officials to dismissal, and military officials were demoted to the border; except for their birthdays, the vassal kings were not allowed to drink alcohol; the royal palace issued all matters, and the local officials should report immediately, and wait for the imperial examination to be approved before they could be approved, otherwise they would be punished for serious crimes. The royal palace officials also changed to the position of the senior emperor and the county magistrate, and became idle places. They were not allowed to take charge of the four people's business, and officials were forever gone, and the rural and commercial officials were not in line with them. To put it bluntly, the vassal kings were a group of pigs raised in captivity. You can do whatever you want on your own acre of three parts of the land, but don't leave this circle!
Not to mention the major issues of helping disaster victims and winning people's hearts, Zhu Youcon's brothers went out to measure the fields last time, and they asked for instructions and reported in the evening. They approved it layer by layer, and covered them with countless red scars. Finally, they were approved by the emperor after being reviewed by the clan's people's house. The shops at home were even more sought after by the Emperor's Empress Xiaoning, Zheng, and finally asked Emperor Shenzong to hang himself. He was scolded for this Shenzong a few days ago. He sent Xiao Changzi to the capital, under the banner of asking famous doctors to treat the young prince.
No, that's a big deal! My father is nominally the king, but in fact he is the leader of the pig, Zhu Youcon is the little pig? His only right all day long is to eat, wake up and eat at most, he will stroll in the circle to digest food. Only when the keeper is in a good mood will he let us go out for a walk?
"Oh my God! Just drop a thunder and send me to prehistoric society!" Zhu Youcong shouted loudly in his heart. He was only worried about the general problem, but finally chose Lu Xiangsheng; later he was worried about the money bag, and it took him a long time to think of bone porcelain. It turned out... It turned out that you dug a hole and waited for me here? Did you let my captive pig fight back and face the wolf, tiger and leopard all over the mountains? This is too difficult, aren't you afraid that my fat pig would be accidentally knocked and smoked into bacon and stuffed into sausages?
Change must be changed! A Lu Xiangsheng is not enough, so let’s find someone again. Let’s form a high-IQ criminal group? Then let them find a way to make me jump out of this circle first. As for now? Well, Zhu Youcon looked up at the window. It was almost dawn. After tossing for a night, the screams outside had gradually calmed down. Go to bed, go to bed! Zhu Youcon, a heartless person, may have been confused by several consecutive blows. He was actually half-carried by King Fu and snoring, and there was a slurred saliva on the corner of his mouth!
ps: According to historical records, on the sixth day of the second year of Tianqi, the Yuncheng earthquake was as loud as thunder, the ground was cracked and springs were surging, chickens and dogs barking, and walls collapsed. The pheasants of the Juye City walls were falling. The houses of the Confucian Temple were all broken. The sound of Licheng was as thunder, and the houses were shaking and moving. Caozhou, Chengwu, Caoxian, Puzhou, Chaocheng, Jinxiang, Yutai were all shocked and heard. It affected Dong'a, Pingyin, Dongpingzhou, Wenshang, Dingtao, Jinan Prefecture Licheng, Jiyang, Qidong, Zouping, Yangxin, Zichuan, Xintai, Dongchang Prefecture Liaocheng, Shenxian, Guantao. Qinghe, Jize, Feixiang, Cheng'an, Luoyang, Yanshi, Kaifeng Prefecture Qixian, Weishi. Shangqiu, Suizhou, Luyi, Yangwu, Xuzhou, Xiaoxian, Peixian, Fengxian and more than 30 prefectures and counties in three provinces.
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Chapter completed!