Chapter 476 You Are Poisoned!
Even if it's really a lie, it's not very interesting to be exposed like this to your face... It's like not completing your homework in elementary school. Telling the teacher who looks like Hu Hansan, it's not that I haven't finished it. I forgot it at home. The teacher will probably look at you with a look like "You're a liar" until you feel so scared, trembling, and distracted that you have nowhere to put your hands.
What. You said you were never afraid when you lied.
I can only congratulate you. You have reached the state of perfection.
This old Chinese medicine doctor has an immortal appearance, but he has obviously not yet reached the level of Dacheng. When he heard Xiao Yu "slandering" him like this, he retorted decisively: "Young man, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. You will be held legally responsible for speaking nonsense. I can sue you for defamation. Which eye did you see that I lied to others? What did I lie to you?"
The old Chinese medicine doctor rolled up the half-written prescription and crumpled it into a ball. He threw it into the wastebasket aside: "I don't think you look like a patient. You are just here to cause trouble."
Bingo. Xiao Yu secretly laughed in his heart. Ever since he came here, this old Chinese doctor who was like a stickman finally said something humane.
Xiao Yu is here to cause trouble.
"You are a Chinese medicine practitioner." Xiao Yu leaned forward and leaned on the old Chinese medicine doctor's wooden desk. She stared at him and said, "You have documents. You have a diploma. You have a business license."
"I... of course." The old Chinese medicine doctor stepped aside and avoided Xiao Yu's sharp eyes.
"I bought it from under the overpass." Xiao Yu said with a smile: "To feel the pulse, I used the index finger, middle finger, and ring finger. I used the three parts of the Cun Guan ruler. The index finger was in the Cun position, and the middle finger was in the Guan position... but you just happened to On the contrary, don't tell me that this is what your teacher taught you. You make this kind of mistake that you should never make on such a simple little issue. In addition, there is a very unfortunate fact to tell you. I am also a Chinese medicine practitioner. I don't I don’t have toothache... I just said that casually. You can infer that there is something wrong with my kidneys. It’s good. This is a good inference. But it’s a pity that your diagnosis is wrong. I’m very fine. If it really is If there's something wrong, you can't cure it."
What a joke. If there was a good way to treat his blue blood disease, his father would not take any action. The blue blood research team composed of so many top doctors in China would all be doing nothing.
There are so many soldiers of the blue army who have similar symptoms to me and have sacrificed their lives and blood for the safety of China. Most of them died young. Those who are alive rely on arsenic to survive. If it can be treated, the country will leave it alone.
Apart from this incurable disease, Xiao Yu is in very good health. She is full of energy, has good teeth and a good appetite. She eats deliciously and is in great health.
"I think you are really causing trouble on purpose." The old Chinese medicine doctor sneered and glared at the old lady behind Xiao Yu. That look clearly said to see what you brought.
The old aunt waved her hands repeatedly, indicating that she didn't know anything about it. The expression on her face was very strange.
The old Chinese doctor roared and two tall and thick-set men emerged from the pharmacy. The two men were obviously in charge of decoction. Even their hair was covered with dead branches and leaves used as Chinese medicinal materials.
"What's wrong, master?" a big man said, cupping his fists.
"Here comes a troublemaker." The old Chinese medicine doctor pointed at Xiao Yu and said, "Don't you two want to learn Chinese medicine from me? Let's deal with this kid first."
The big man chuckled and said angrily: "Don't worry, master. If something happens, I'll do my best. This guy is as skinny as a monkey. One of us two brothers is enough. It's enough to crush him to death like a flea." Just stay away and watch. The battle will be over in five minutes."
Xiao Yu said: "You are the monkey. Your whole family is a monkey."
Xiao Yu could tell the level of combat power of these two big men at a glance. They were probably stronger than the average person. From the perspective of their stance, they were not masters who had practiced martial arts at all.
Even with the level of this old Chinese medicine doctor, he deserved to have an apprentice. As soon as the old Chinese medicine doctor said these words, Xiao Yu felt like he had heard the biggest joke since coming here.
"When it comes to Chinese medicine, you are no match." Xiao Yu pointed at the old Chinese doctor and said. "When it comes to fighting, you two are no match. Plus you are no match."
Pointing at the old lady: "You four together can't do it either. But I don't want to fight today. I just want to remind you of a fact... Dear Mr. Wang, a traditional Chinese medicine doctor. If you are really a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, you won't. I know what kind of Chinese medicine was in my little medicine bottle just now. I tell you with good intentions, sincerity, and heartbreak. You have been poisoned. If you want to survive, let these two guys get out of here. Please beg me. Maybe I can still be compassionate. Otherwise..."
The old Chinese medicine doctor laughed loudly: "Poisoned. You can play with me. No one carries poison with them. I know. You don't have a toothache. You have a pain in the balls... You are just looking for trouble. Do you think you can just say this? I'm scared if you say that. It's a joke. I, Wang Laoba, am so scared. When I was at Xiamen University, who didn't know that I, Wang Laoba, am from Xiamen University."
Xiao Yu shrugged and smiled. He said nonchalantly, "You don't believe it. There's nothing I can do about it."
As he said that, he turned around and left his seat. He picked up the wooden chair that he had just sat on and warmed up under his buttocks. He rounded it and raised it over his head. He let out a loud yell and hit a big man on the head directly. Kaba With a sound, the chair was broken, the egg was also broken... no, his head was also broken. This big man had a shaved head. It looked similar to a broken egg.
Then he turned around in a circle. Xiao Yu held the handle of the chair in his hand and suddenly hit the other man's neck. The neck is the most vulnerable part of the human body. Most of the nerves and blood vessels in the body are in the neck. There is a circulation cycle.
This was a real hit. The second man didn't even say a word. He immediately softened and slipped to the ground. He didn't know who was going on and was foaming at the mouth.
In comparison, the big man with a blooming head and an irritated and broken egg. Although there was a hole in the top of his head, he covered his head and screamed. After all, he was not as miserable as the second man. He didn't even have a line. He was direct. He became a miserable passerby C.
"You, you, you, you, what are you going to do?" The old Chinese doctor finally realized that he was afraid this time. What is this Kung Fu called? Warming wine to kill Hua Xiong. The Kung Fu of raising and lowering the knife. The two of them are twice as thick as him. The man just lost his combat effectiveness: "Sir, spare your life. If you always want to rob the rich and give to the poor, you are really looking for the wrong place. The little old man is just messing around to make a living. He doesn't have much income..."
Xiao Yu threw the chair leg aside with a bang and said: "Don't be serious. You don't believe what I said. Do you believe it now?"
"I believe it, I believe it...what do you always want me to believe?"
Xiao Yu said seriously: "I said you were poisoned. Do you believe it or not..."
Okay. I almost killed two big men in one move. It turned out that it was not for anything else. It was just to make myself believe that what he said about the poisoning was true. I don't want to be such a bully. This is no longer bullying. Isn't this just using people as toys and playing around with them? At this moment, the old Chinese doctor really wanted to kill himself.
This guy who came to my door must be a pervert. He is not a human being.
"I believe it, I believe it." The old Chinese medicine doctor said quickly. Now even if Xiao Yu said that briquettes are white, this old Chinese medicine doctor would have to believe it.
..Wang Laoba has to believe it. Fists are the last word. If the other party is tougher, it naturally makes more sense.
"You still don't believe it."
"No, no, no. I believe, I believe. I believe it a hundred times."
"No. You don't believe it." Xiao Yu shook his head. "It's useless to say you believe it. What I want is for you to believe it wholeheartedly."
"...I believe it with all my heart."
Xiao Yu snapped her fingers. "Let me show you a fact. Otherwise, you really won't believe it. You have already wasted too much time."
While saying this, Xiao Yu leaned down and lifted the little pug cowering in the corner onto the table and placed it in front of the old Chinese doctor.
"Woof...woo..."
The little pug barked feebly. His head tilted to one side. A string of white foam flowed from the corner of his mouth. His mouth and nose turned blue for an instant.
"It's not my fault." Xiao Yu spread his hands: "The amount of medicine you fed him is enough to kill five to ten such little pugs. I told you that you don't believe it. What can I do. Hey ..People who are good at telling the truth are always so unpopular."
The medicine... the amount of medicine was enough to poison five such little pugs. The old Chinese medicine doctor suddenly rushed forward like crazy. He held the little pug and turned it over and over for a while to check. Unfortunately, as life passed by. The little pug's body became stiffer and stiffer. The old Chinese doctor tried to pinch the little pug's mouth and nose. No matter how hard he tried, there was no movement at all.
"Dead. Really dead." The old Chinese medicine doctor still has some basic common sense. He knows that people or animals that have been poisoned will have blue lips and other symptoms.
Thinking of this, the old Chinese medicine doctor put his index finger into his mouth and violently scratched his throat. He felt sick and retched for a while.
"It's useless. It has been absorbed. The best opportunity to spit it out just now was because you were threatening me at that time, so it has been lost by yourself." Xiao Yu shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently.
Yes, no one carries poison with them. But this does not include people like Xiao Yu. Of course, except for good people like Xiao Yu who carry poison with them, some killers can also do it.
"You... spare me. Let me go..." The old Chinese medicine doctor frantically opened the drawer in front of him and took out a handful of one hundred yuan bills and placed them in front of Xiao Yu: "Give it all to you. It's all yours. Let me go. Give me the antidote."
"Money is useless. I don't care about this." Xiao Yu returned the banknote and said: "If you want to save yourself, there is no way. You can call the police... and let the police arrest you. At the same time, I will give you a solution." medicine."
Chapter completed!