Chapter 534 Little Mouse!
The little mouse was jumping around in Xiaomi's hand. Xiaomi was playing happily. It wasn't until he felt a pain on the top of his head that he realized that he was being stared at by the teacher. He stood up timidly and pouted. Come out looking a little aggrieved.
This is the little girl's trump card. Xiaomi's coquettish method has allowed her to escape many punishments.
But this time, it obviously didn't work. The classroom was quiet, and the eyes were fixed on Xiaomi.
Xiaomi sobbed twice, and then realized that her method of pretending to be wronged was not working. She immediately changed her strategy, proactively admitted her mistake and said, "I'm sorry, teacher, I was distracted just now. Can you ask the question again?"
The math teacher is a middle-aged man in his fifties. He has been teaching and researching primary school mathematics for more than 20 years. In these 20 years, he has seen many strange students, but this is the first time he has seen Xiaomi. He directly admitted his mistake and asked himself to repeat the question. He was stunned, and then said: "Okay, listen carefully, the question is like this, a mouse eats a cat, is this a possible event, a certain event, or It must be an impossible event,”
The question is actually not difficult. Every time when the class reaches this section, the mathematics teacher does not worry about any problems in mathematics, but that the Chinese language is too broad and profound. For words such as "maybe, must, may, must be impossible", Students may not be able to fully understand it.
Just now, he had temporarily played the role of a Chinese teacher and was analyzing the meanings and differences of these words.
Xiaomi lowered his head and seemed to be meditating for a while. In fact, he secretly stuffed a little mouse that almost jumped out of the desk back into the desk.
It doesn't matter if you didn't understand the question clearly, just make random nonsense. Anyway, it doesn't matter if you answer it wrong. If you don't know it, you just don't know it. Xiaomi has always dared to admit this.
Xiaomi didn't expect it to be such a simple question. She actually thought about it a bit too much. Could it be that the teacher said something profound and she didn't pay attention to it, and deliberately used such a simple question to embarrass herself.
After thinking about it randomly, Xiaomi said with a smile: "Teacher, I know that mice eating cats is a possible event,"
The sound, as clear as a bell, brought the teacher's angry gaze and a burst of laughter from the students.
"Nonsense," the math teacher said with a straight face: "What's possible is possible. If you don't listen carefully, you know what a possible event is. A mouse eats a cat. This is just like the sun rising from the west. How could it happen?"
Xiaomi said: "That is the 'how is it possible' incident,"
"..."
The teacher was furious, and the students laughed unabashedly.
The teacher waved his hand and said: "Sit down quickly, and listen carefully, otherwise you won't know anything when doing the questions. I'll say it again, this is an 'impossible event', which means that this kind of thing is absolutely impossible." It can't happen. Cats and mice are natural enemies. Cats catch mice. It's natural. When you have time, read more books. Don't always watch Tom and Jerry. Cartoons will confuse your correct thinking. "
Xiaomi muttered: "No, teacher... it is possible for mice to eat cats,"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" The teacher heard the words clearly and pointed at Xiaomi and said, "You, come to my office after class. You are getting more and more ridiculous. You are talking nonsense, you are talking nonsense."
At this time, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. Due to Xiaomi's interruption, three-quarters of the class was taught, and the remaining quarter was not finished.
The math teacher waved his sleeves, turned and left.
The students all looked to be no more than 11 or 12 years old. As soon as the teacher left, they began to roar and cheer.
Some boys even ran up to Xiaomi and kept making faces: "Ho ho, you're going to be punished, the teacher will ask you to go to the office..."
Xiaomi rolled his eyes and suddenly took out the two white mice from the desk, ready to throw them out to scare the boy who was making fun of them.
In the past, boys used snakes, frogs, etc. to scare girls. Now Xiaomi is going to scare these boys with a little mouse, but it doesn't cause any serious problems.
At this moment, a slightly older voice came from the direction of the classroom door.
The old man had a white beard and was wearing a gray, slightly old tunic suit. He was clearly the old man from the school communication room.
"Mi Li'er...little classmate Mi Li'er, I have a letter from you,"
Xiaomi was stunned for a moment. These days, everyone has communicated via mobile phone or QQ, and writing letters has become more and more rare.
And she didn't know if she had any friends whom she needed to contact by writing.
Apart from the classmates in the class, only Xiao Yu and Gan Tiantian were closest to Xiaomi.
No matter who it is, it is not possible for him to write a letter to himself.
Sure enough, before Xiaomi responded, a boy laughed loudly: "Whose old antique is this from, and it uses such an old method of writing letters... Oh, it couldn't be a love letter written by some boy, right?"
Boys and girls in fifth grade still don’t know what the true meaning of love letters is, but today’s children are very precocious, and they have been pairing up randomly since they were in first and second grade, such as “such and such are a couple” Talking is a kind of game that children enjoy playing endlessly.
The boy also tried to jump over and snatch the letter from the hand of the old man in the communication room, but the old man glared at him and shrank back in fright.
Xiaomi held the two little mice and carefully put them back into the desk, not forgetting to say: "You two, be good, I'll go and be right back."
The two little mice seemed to understand what Xiaomi said. They crawled into a corner inside the desk and huddled together tremblingly. Their furry little paws were placed on their faces to cover their eyes. Xiaomi couldn't help but laugh. Got up.
After receiving the letter from the old man, there was no specific address of the sender on the envelope. Xiaomi didn't care. She put the letter into her schoolbag and prepared to take it back to read again. She had more important things to do now. I have to go to the math teacher's office to get scolded for something to do.
Who would have thought that after Xiaomi received the letter, she turned around and walked back to her seat, only to find that two boys had already taken out the little mouse from her desk and held it in their hands for a while.
The little white mouse was squeezed by the two boys and its body deformed strangely, making a painful squeaking sound.
Another boy pinched open the mouth of the little mouse, and the other boy cooperated very well and stuffed the tail of another white mouse into the mouth of the first little mouse.
The two little mice screamed louder and the students laughed.
We have seen a lot of white mice in science class, and the students don't feel any fear about them.
"Let's do an autopsy,"
"Kill them,"
"It's so disgusting, throw it away quickly,"
The students were talking a lot, and the boys gathered around, while the girls hid far away.
Xiaomi stomped her feet angrily, separated from the circle of boys, and rushed in to fight with the two boys who were holding her guinea pig: "Let go of my guinea pig, you are so annoying,"
Several boys gathered around, looked at Xiaomi with laughter, and forcibly isolated Xiaomi from the small circle.
A boy imitated Xiaomi's speech and said: "I hate it so much... I just won't give it to you. We haven't had enough fun yet. Li Dapeng, give it to me to play with."
No matter how angry Xiaomi was, she was no match for this group of boys. Not only was she isolated outside, but she was also teased.
Xiaomi suddenly became angry and stamped her feet and said: "Give it back to me, give it back to me quickly..."
Tears kept welling up in his eyes, and he almost fell down.
The more Xiaomi behaves like this, the more proud those little boys become. Children in the fourth and fifth grades regard being able to make a girl cry as a very awesome thing.
"I won't give it to you, why don't you bite me," the boy named Li Dapeng said to Xiaomi with a proud smile and a shake of his head.
"You forced me to do this..." Xiaomi's eyes suddenly turned red, and he gritted his teeth and said, "For the last time, let it go or not."
Li Dapeng was startled by the fierce look in Xiaomi's eyes, but as a boy, how could he be frightened by Xiaomi like this?
So Li Dapeng held the little mouse and put it behind him, shook his head and said, "I won't let him go, I just won't let him go... If you have the ability, come and grab it."
Xiaomi said sternly: "You can't blame me for this. You asked for it."
Under the surprised gazes of a group of primary school students, Xiaomi blew her fingers and made a sharp whistle. You know, there are not many little girls who can whistle, and even fewer can whistle so loudly.
Moreover, the sound of the whistle came from Xiaomi's mouth, changing several tunes in the middle. It didn't sound like a whistle, but more like a communication signal.
The boys burst out laughing: "Is this what you are good at? We can also whistle,"
Before he finished speaking, he heard Li Dapeng yelling, covering his face and squatting down: "My nose..."
"What's going on? What's going on?" Several boys gathered around.
Blood flowed out from between Li Dapeng's fingers. A little mouse jumped up, bit Li Dapeng's nose, and ran to Xiaomi's side like a joy. The other little mouse didn't know where it got the strength. Then he jumped up and bit Li Dapeng's ear.
The two little mice finally returned to Xiaomi's palm.
When the math teacher walked into the classroom, he saw a group of panicked students and Li Dapeng, whose face was covered in blood.
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After finally understanding what happened, the math teacher pointed at Xiaomi and said, "You, Mi Li'er, call your parents."
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Xiao Yu's cell phone rang when Bai Zhanji pointed out that the girl in the picture must be Nan Murong.
Chapter completed!