Chapter 537 Dizzy!
It was quiet in the office. The other three teachers had gone to class. Only Fan Jian stayed here because he had no classes for the time being. Xiao Yu and Xiaomi acted like magic. Fan Jian was heartbroken. There was a random beating of the snare drum.
Xiao Yu made a "good-hearted" apology. He quickly packed up the useless things on his desk and placed them on the stool. Then he spread out the books commonly used by the two teachers around and formed a circle. .
Fan Jian sat far away on his chair. With a somewhat cold expression on his face, he watched Xiao Yu and Xiaomi mess around.
Looking at the two men's concentration, Fan Jian was a little skeptical...could it be that there was really any way these two could make the mouse eat the cat?
If not, why do these two look like that?
If so...then the social experience I have accumulated over the years has become a blank piece of paper.
Xiao Yu didn't care what Fan Jian was thinking. He was still busy with Xiaomi.
As a "parent", Xiao Yu is different from other parents. Under normal circumstances, when many parents are called to school by the teacher, they will scold their children indiscriminately. Subconsciously, they will think what the teacher said. .There is nothing wrong with it after all.
Xiao Yu thinks exactly the opposite. He is here to support Xiaomi. Of course, Xiaomi should be the main one. The main thing is to win face for Xiaomi.
While they were talking, the two people had already made arrangements. There was already a city wall around the desk with large books piled up. The kitten huddled in a corner. Xiaomi carefully put the two experimental mice into the wall.
The kitten meowed. The hair on its body exploded. Its body arched and it became very energetic.
The little mouse squeaked and shivered into a ball.
Cats and mice are natural enemies. The innate genetic combination accurately proves this.
I saw the cat hunched over and rushed towards the two little mice. The two little mice shivered and closed their bodies. It seemed that they didn't even have the courage to escape.
Fan Jian couldn't help but laugh when he saw this scene.
A mouse eats a cat. How is that possible?
Fan Jian moved his chair and got closer to observe.
Now Fan Jian has to concentrate more than Xiao Yu... No matter who it is, they will concentrate even more when they see that they are going to win.
Even a kitten is a pet cat. It is much more powerful than two white mice.
Just like Fan Jian's wife, even when she is sick, her aura is much greater than that of Fan Jian.
The kitten jumped up with all its strength. The cat's paws had almost pressed down on the tails of the two little mice.
At this moment, to use a fantasy expression, something happened suddenly!
Xiao Yu gave Xiaomi a color. The meaning is very clear. Now it’s up to you.
Xiaomi clenched his fingers and blew a loud whistle. He said to the kitten: "You, step back and nest in the nest." He turned to the two little mice and said: "You two, go up and take it." Bite your ears off for me."
"Hahaha..." Fan Jian couldn't help laughing loudly, "I mean, you two, you think you understand the language of these two little animals or something. Do you think you are the rat king? Whatever you say, they will What are you doing? Stop being funny here. No matter how brave a mouse is, they wouldn’t dare to attack one. The only possibility is that they will die.”
Xiao Yu shrugged and said with an indifferent smile: "Things are not absolute. Just like as a teacher, what you say may not necessarily be the truth... Look, they really understand. I understood what Xiaomi said.”
Xiao Yu had just finished speaking. When Fan Jian stared at it, he discovered a scene that he could hardly believe: after Xiaomi's Whistle God remembered, the kitten's paws had basically pressed down a little mouse. When it was under the paw, it suddenly trembled and the paw actually lifted up again.
"Grab it. Grasp it. Kill it. Kill it..." Fan Jian clenched his fists and said in a voice that almost only he could hear. His fingernails had scratched the palm of his hand. He hadn't felt it yet. arrive.
Fan Jian's attention has fallen on the kitten. To be more specific, it should have fallen on the kitten's paws.
Under the influence of Fan Jian's "silent encouragement", the kitten seemed to understand Fan Jian's encouragement. It actually dropped its paws bit by bit.
"Hey." Fan Jian almost jumped up excitedly because of the kitten's performance.
This sound frightened the kitten so much that it shivered and retracted its paws, shrank back and retreated, as if the two little mice in front of it were two giant beasts from the wild. There was no intention of resisting at all.
Xiaomi smiled proudly. A series of incomprehensible sounds came out of his mouth. It seemed like some kind of rhythmic drum beat, which directly hit Fan Jian's heart.
That weird drum-like sound was obviously not for Fan Jian, but for the two little mice.
Just when the sound rang out, the two little mice were like soldiers on the battlefield who heard the order to advance. They rushed towards the kitten majestically.
A little mouse pounced directly on the kitten's face. It lay on the kitten's nose and took a bite.
The other one turned behind the kitten, ran up the kitten's back, and bit the kitten's ear directly.
The kitten made a painful meowing sound. It was completely unlike the meowing sound that a cat can make.
Even though such pain was inflicted on the kitten, the kitten still did not have the will to resist. It just lay there steadily, letting the two little mice wreak havoc on it. Here they bite. One bite. One bite there. It didn't last long and he was already covered in bruises.
Xiaomi's expression became even more proud. She stood on tiptoe and smiled. She continued to be the general commanding the battlefield. She commanded the two little mice and bit the kitten worth 200 yuan until there were blood stains all over her body. Here she is. Later, the two mice were aroused by the blood on the cat's body. Almost without Xiaomi's instructions, they already knew how to bite the kitten non-stop, which had more air coming out and less air coming in.
The kitten seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. It just sat motionless in that corner from beginning to end.
Even the basic tomes blocking the boundary line there were stained with the kitten's hair and blood.
Even the cover of the "Fourth Grade Mathematics Teaching Guidance Book" at the top can no longer be seen clearly. It is full of cat hair. There are also pieces of rotten meat that fell from the kitten's body. And there are mice smeared on it. The blood stains on it.
The spots are so spotty that people can’t help but feel sick and retching after looking at them.
"How could this be possible...how could this be possible..." Fan Jian vigorously rubbed his eyes, which were not very big and energetic in the first place. He couldn't believe that everything he saw in the smoke was real. "I must have been there last night. I quarreled with my wife and couldn’t rest well. All this is an illusion. It’s all an illusion.”
Fan Jian comforted himself and thought.
However, this self-consolation was rudely interrupted by Xiao Yu: "Teacher Fan... how about it? As the saying goes, hearing is false and seeing is true. This is what you saw with your own eyes. These two are so big. A small white mouse can bite an old cat that is countless times larger than itself. What else can prove that mice cannot eat cats? I don't think there is something wrong with our education of children. It’s just that as a teacher, your teaching methods are too old-fashioned and can no longer keep up with the rapid development of society.”
Xiao Yu pointed at the two little mice that were still biting each other desperately. She slapped Fan Jian on the shoulder and signaled to the real teacher Fan Jian who had turned his head away and couldn't bear to see this scene. Quickly take a look at this unprecedented scene.
Two white mice used for experiments have successfully bitten a big cat half to death. It seems that it will no longer survive.
The two little mice looked very energetic. They stood on top of the kitten and made a proud squeaking sound. They put their two front legs on their chests and made a gesture similar to human clasping fists. They were very cute. Just like It’s like asking for credit from Xiaomi.
Xiaomi smiled, revealing two beautiful dimples on both sides: "You two have done a good job and deserve praise. Keep up the good work."
Xiao Yu thought: "It's better not to keep doing this. This kind of praise cost Xiao Yu 200 yuan in vain. According to the meter that Xiaomi often uses, this can buy three KFC family buckets. .
But having said that, it can earn Xiaomi a lot of face and make Xiaomi, a math teacher, really cheap. Let alone two hundred yuan. Even spending a little more is worth it.
Our ancestors once said that a beautiful smile is hard to buy. Two hundred dollars can make Xiaomi smile like this. I completely forgot about the irritating words of the cheap teacher who just said that she has a father but not a mother. The money spent has been well worth it.
Seeing that Teacher Fan Jianfan didn't respond, Xiao Yu couldn't help but take a step forward, hugged Teacher Fan Jianfan's shoulders, smiled, and said again: "Teacher Fan, you should be able to understand this example..." In this world where money can make you go crazy, nothing is impossible. What do you think?"
"I, I, I..." Fan Jian felt that he had really made a fool of himself. What's wrong with his mother? A mouse can eat a cat. Is there any justice in this world?
This is not the point. The point is that Fan Jian just said it under the stimulation of Xiao Yu's words. If the mouse really eats the cat, he will really apologize to Xiaomi... Fan Jian feels that if he apologizes, he will The reputation I have worked so hard for so many years will be destroyed in one day. The prestige I have built up in the mathematics teaching and research group over the years will also be destroyed in one day. I finally got the opportunity to be the leader of the teaching and research group. It will also be destroyed in one day.
Thinking like this, Fan Jian couldn't help but feel a surge of blood. His mind suddenly became empty and his whole body felt swaying.
Chapter completed!