Chapter 390: Lao Tzu is a noble bird (5 more)
Chapter 390 I am a noble bird
This guy's eyes were a little distracted after he came in. He casually found a seat and sat down, and ordered a vegetarian dumpling.
However, the Nike man did not see Li Miao and his group because they were sitting back to back. In other words, the Nike man had to turn his face to see Li Miao and his group.
"Hey, waiter, let's be a little jealous." The Nike man's sudden voice was astonishing. Li Xiaobo was eating dumplings, and was so frightened by the voice that he slipped away and dropped the dumplings to the ground.
"You idiot," Li Xiaobo cursed in a depressed voice.
"Okay, Xiaobo, let's eat ours." Wang Dayong didn't care. There were all kinds of birds in the forest, so there was nothing curious about it.
But just after a few people had eaten so many delicacies while looking at them, the Nike man spoke again.
"Waiter, please give me a garlic clove." The Nike man shouted again. At that time, Li Xiaobo was picking up a peanut, and he was so frightened by this voice that the peanut flew away.
It was unbearable. Li Xiaobo suddenly stood up and looked like he was going to beat up the Nike man. Li Miao quickly stopped him. If this kid really fought with the Nike man, he would definitely not be a good guy.
If you have to let yourself take action, you might as well endure it. After all, you are here to eat, not to fight.
"Xiaobo, don't make trouble. I'll punish him after dinner." Li Miao reassured Li Xiaobo, and then Li Xiaobo started to eat the delicacies in front of him in depression.
"Waiter, hurry up, bring me a garlic clove." Just as the Nike man was about to shout, suddenly the glares of other diners came from all around, causing him to lower his voice for a moment.
The waiter was speechless and brought him a head of garlic. Just as he was about to turn around and greet other customers, the Nike man spoke again.
"Waiter, bring me another bowl of dumpling soup, I'm a little thirsty." The Nike man said, picking up the empty bowl that had been drained, and the waiter suddenly became petrified.
Damn, this is a real joke. I finally saw the real version. I wanted to be jealous, I asked for garlic cloves, I asked for more soup, I wore a high imitation Nike T-shirt, and I yelled in public. This is absolutely
It's the best hanging silk.
With no choice, the waiter had no choice but to bring him a bowl of dumpling soup, but something that completely embarrassed everyone finally happened.
This Nike man was so excited when he saw the free refills of dumpling soup in front of him. He drank it crazily and kept smacking his lips, as if he was enjoying this important moment. It was so refreshing. Suddenly, the Nike man
I found some dried shrimps in the bowl.
Of course, this is a seafood dumpling restaurant, so it’s normal to have shrimp in the dumpling soup. It’s free, so you’ll be satisfied.
"Holy shit, shrimps, there's a scary thing in my bowl, ****." The Nike man felt like he had found a treasure. He picked up the chopsticks and caught the shrimps. Like a wild beast seeing its prey, he couldn't wait to stuff it into his mouth.
Here, you have to know that the dumplings he ate just now were vegetarian, but this bowl of soup was meat-filled. How could he be unhappy?
"You idiot, you're done, aren't you?" Li Xiaobo couldn't hold it back anymore, grabbed a dumpling in the bowl, and smashed it directly into the back of the Nike man's head.
You must know that Li Xiaobo is not a good person, and he is very honest on weekdays, but Li Xiaobo is very timid and easily frightened. Just like the Nike man shouted several times just now, it all scared Li Xiaobo. He trembled.
He is almost scared of a heart attack. He is really unhuman if he can endure it any more. What's more, he now has two bodyguards, Wang Dayong and Li Miao, who will definitely torture him to death.
"Pop." The dumplings bloomed on the Nike man's head, and the greasy stuffing covered the guy's entire head.
At this moment, he was enjoying the extremely delicious broth, and this sudden bomb made him anxious on the spot.
"Who the hell is hitting me?" The Nike man stood up angrily, turned around and cursed in Li Miao's direction.
"I'll fucking beat you up. If you don't accept it, let's start a group fight." Li Xiaobo also stood up and cursed fiercely at the Nike man.
However, Li Xiaobo's words are indeed very powerful. If you ask someone to beat someone up if they don't accept it, you are just one person. Isn't this obvious bullying?
When the diners around saw someone finally standing out, they also cheered loudly. Heroes who eliminate harm for the people are loved by everyone.
"Ah, why is it you? Aren't you the same group of suspects who were eating here a few days ago?" The Nike man recognized the three people in front of him at a glance. They were the same group of people who discussed looting the casino in the restaurant that day.
Li Miao became interested when he heard this, but he knew the three Li Miao people, but Li Miao and others did not know the Nike man.
"Oh, brother, do you know us?" Li Miao's words were very polite, because the tone of the Nike man just now made Li Miao puzzled.
"Fuck, you are a bunch of criminals, and you are colluding with the police. Last time I ate here, I heard the three of you discussing robbing casinos and kicking people in the balls. I called the police but the police didn't arrest you. It's really shameless.
Damn it." The Nike man was very clueless and told the truth right away.
Upon hearing this, Li Miao and others immediately realized that it was this bitch who called the police that night. Didn't they just chat about what happened at Brother Tian's place? This bitch actually dared to call the police.
"Holy shit, it turns out you are a bitch who filed a false police report. No wonder the police came to the police that night for no reason. Fortunately, the police made a decisive decision. Otherwise, you bitch would have framed you. You just wait for the police to arrest you and report you."
Fake police." Li Xiaobo opened his mouth and continued to curse.
"You, you bully the minority by bullying the minority." The Nike man was indignant and glanced at the unfinished dumpling soup from time to time.
But in a blink of an eye, he looked at the dining table where Li Miao and others were sitting. This guy's eyes were shining brightly. This was really a feast. There were all kinds of chicken, duck, and fish. His saliva could not help but ooze out.
The restaurant owners didn't dare to stop it because they didn't understand the reason. They were also afraid of offending people on both sides.
"What the hell are you looking at? If you wear a high imitation Nike T-shirt, do you think you have become rich and handsome? You don't even look at it. The Nike icon is a check mark. Look at you.
The signs are all backwards. To put it bluntly, you are a complete idiot." Li Xiaobo's poisonous tongue was revealed again. It has been a long time since I heard him curse so happily.
"There's something wrong with your eyes, you blind man. This and that are Nike T-shirts. I'm wearing a noble bird. Isn't it just that the color has faded a bit? What's wrong with you?" The Nike man was a little unhappy, and he finally wore one.
Famous brand clothes are actually said to be high imitations of Nike.
Li Miao quickly rubbed his eyes and looked at the icon. Sure enough, it was an inverted check mark icon. There should be a dot on the Guirenniao icon. Maybe the guy had been wearing clothes for too long and the dot was not worn.
Already.
Chapter completed!