Chapter 609: Durex Chocolate Life is like this, full of comedies and tragedies. If you want to avoid such things from happening, you have to act first. Just like if Zuo Shou wants to eat steamed buns, he can just eat a few on the way back.

Well, wouldn’t this avoid such a miserable and painful thing?

"Quick, get me a glass of water." Zuo Feng sat on the sofa very satisfied, picked up a toothpick and picked his teeth, his expression was very intoxicated.

"Yes, yes." Zuo Shou's tone was a little low. After swallowing, he reluctantly walked to the water dispenser and brought Zuo Shou a glass of water.

"Gudong, Gudong." Zuo Feng drank heavily and naturally put his legs on the coffee table in front of him, enjoying himself very much.

"I asked you, how much money did you make today, and you just bought these buns?" Zuo Feng originally wanted to say that he just bought these bullshit, but he just ate them by himself and felt so good, so he changed his mind.

Already.

"Here, Mr. Zuo, my income is not bad. I have already bought steamed buns." As soon as Zuo Shou heard this question, he immediately became entangled. He had indeed robbed two people, but he only got 13 yuan and 50 cents.

If it's not shameful enough, this guy is nothing more than a "hero without mentioning how brave he was".

"You've already bought steamed buns? He didn't get much money with you!" Although Zuo Feng had never sold steamed buns, he also knew that these steamed buns didn't cost much.

"Master Zuo, you don't know that the students I robbed were only a few dollars each. In order not to expose myself, I didn't dare to rob big money. Master Zuo, this is absolutely necessary.

"Zuo Shou also said something polite and polite.

"I'm not your mother! I'm not hungry anymore. What are you going to eat tomorrow? You're going to eat shit." Zuo Feng immediately got angry.

Zuo Shou actually wanted to say in his heart, if you want to eat shit, go ahead and eat it, but he didn't have the courage, so he said: "Young Master Zuo, school starts tomorrow, and I will steal money from our classmates. I guarantee that I can cope with it for a few days."

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Zuo Shou rolled his eyes and had a plan on his mind.

"Stealing from our classmates?" Zuo Feng heard it at first, and it made sense, because there were indeed several rich second generations in their class, and they were all wearing the latest models or using digital products. It seemed like this

It's also a good idea.

"Yes, Mr. Zuo, this is the safest way. Although with my ability, robbing a bank is not a problem, we can't create extra problems, so how to be safe is what we do!" Zuo Shouzhen said plausibly.

"This rabbit won't fucking eat the grass next to its nest. I really admire you." Zuo Feng said with emotion. Although he felt that this method was not very good, it was urgent and in order to eat KFC, he had to do this.

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"Master Zuo, it's only for a few days. After I get the background of that kid, I immediately told Hall Master Zuo Yuanfang to deal with him that day, and we will continue to make waves in the future!" A look of joy appeared on Zuo Shou's face.

His expression looked forward to the near future, but because he was very hungry, his expression was not so natural.

"Gugu, gugu." Zuo Shou's stomach had already begun to protest.

"What's that sound?" Now that Zuo Feng was full, his hearing became more sensitive.

"Gu Gu, Gu Gu."

Zuo Feng suddenly rolled his eyes and immediately knew that the sound was coming from Zuo Shou's stomach.

"Didn't you fucking eat?" Zuo Feng obviously felt that something was wrong with Zuo Shou.

"Yes, but, but." Zuo Shou hesitated and couldn't speak.

"Nothing," Zuo Feng said angrily.

"But now I'm hungry again." Zuo Shou could only find such a wretched reason.

"When you're hungry, go out and grab something to eat. Even if you don't have money, with your skills, there's nothing you can't grab." Zuo Feng said with an irony.

Zuo Shou suddenly raised his head, looked at Zuo Feng with a strange look, and thought to himself: "Damn, the buns just now were stolen! The police were alerted!"

"What the hell are you watching me do?" Zuo Feng also felt that something was wrong with Zuo Shou.

"Uh, it's okay, Mr. Zuo, it's okay, Mr. Zuo, I'm not very hungry." Zuo Shou had no choice but to lie without conscience.

"Okay, if you fucking starve to death, who can I call if I need anything?" Zuo Feng's words made Zuo Shou wonder if he was going to give him something to eat.

"Master Zuo, what do you mean?" Zuo Shou felt hopeful.

"There is a piece of Durex chocolate under my desk. I forgot to eat it a while ago. Now that I'm not hungry, you can go and eat it." Zuo Feng waved his hand lazily, and it could be seen that this was definitely a reluctant giving up.

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"Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Zuo, thank you, Mr. Zuo!" Zuo Shou's mood seemed to become clear again, as if he was reborn after being beaten to death by a bolt from the blue.

Just as he raised his legs to rush to the desk to get the chocolate, Zuo Shou suddenly recalled Zuo Feng's words just now, Durex chocolate? Do you have this brand? Isn't that a condom?

For a moment, Zuo Shou was a little confused. How could he dare to eat this thing? Can he digest it after eating it?

"What are you doing standing there stupidly? If you don't want to eat, go away. I'll save it for dinner." Zuo Feng looked at Zuo Shou standing still and became a little angry.

"Young Master Zuo, what kind of chocolate did you just say?" Zuo Shou looked a little embarrassed.

"Durex chocolate, what's wrong? Is there any problem?" Zuo Feng felt that Zuo Shou was out of his mind. He actually asked himself what brand of chocolate he could eat, and whether it was okay to eat, and he was so picky?

"Master Zuo, Du, Durex is chocolate? Isn't that something?" Zuo Shou trembled as he choked out these words, and even shrugged, showing a helpless expression.

"Hey, shit, I said the wrong thing when I was excited. It's Durex, it's Delfes, Delfes' chocolate. *** I was just thinking about that today and actually said the wrong thing. I'm so full of food and lust.

, Hahahaha." Zuo Feng was actually able to say something polite.

"..." Zuo Shou's view of time collapsed instantly. This was too unbelievable. However, he was too hungry, so he didn't care about it. He ran to the desk and opened the drawer and found chocolate. Three times

Five divided by two solved it.

Speaking of which, this chocolate is quite powerful when you are hungry, so after eating it, Zuo Shou felt stronger all over, his waist no longer hurt, and his legs were no longer sore. He killed five bun shop owners in one go.

No effort required.

"By the way, will school start tomorrow?" Zuo Feng looked at Li Miao's Zuo Shou and shouted.

"Yes, Mr. Zuo, it's eight o'clock in the morning." Zuo Shou said.

"Hey, I can't sleep in anymore. It's really annoying." Zuo Feng also became depressed. He said that on weekdays, he has to get up after ten o'clock at the earliest, so once school starts, it will definitely be a challenge for him.
Chapter completed!