1, thank you for your invitation,
The gentle sea breeze blows from the east and blows through the CBD area lined with high-rise buildings, adding another refreshing feeling to this hot night.
Chen Mo was wearing a white vest, black pants, a pair of flip-flops, and his hands in his pockets. He stood in front of the intersection in the alley, looking around like a hero, and then his eyes slowly fell on the endless night sky.
superior.
Chen Mo took a deep breath and then cursed loudly.
"Fuck you, I just want to see the young lady, why did you just go through time travel for me?"
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A few minutes ago, Chen Mo browsed a strange pink webpage at home, with a magical girl Q-version avatar in the upper left corner of the webpage.
I thought it was a gathering place for magical girls with beautiful girls cosplaying, so I just sneaked in to check whether this website was legitimate.
If you want to view all modules on this website, you first need to register.
The first question when registering: What is the essence of a magical girl?
Chen Mo sneered. Needless to say, of course you have to believe in love and miracles.
After tapping it, press the Enter key, and a big red box will pop up on the page.
"Wrong! The essence of a magical girl is the ultimate funny power and the ultimate knife power."
Good guy, these words immediately silenced Chen Mo.
Let’s not talk about the power of comedy, but the power of a knife?
Where did you come from, a warrior of love?!
Then, the second question arises: what kind of combat should magical girls use.
Do you still need to ask this? Don’t you get points for this!!
Of course magical girls use magic to fight!
"Wrong, a real magical girl should punch to the flesh, and use fists full of love and hope to convince people with reason."
"…………"
Are you trying to convince people with reason? You may not be able to achieve physical salvation!
The third question arises: how to become a real magical girl.
She has an innocent character, is very gentle towards people and animals, and often helps others selflessly. She is more innocent than ordinary girls.
"Wrong! Only those who have experienced social death are qualified to become a real magical girl."
"…………"
The fourth question: When can magical girls burst out with their great potential?
Of course it's when you see your partner in danger... Wait, based on the experience of the first three questions, this fourth question shouldn't be that simple.
Chen Mo thought for a while and then typed on the screen, "Only when you see your partner's head bitten off, will you understand the darkness of the world and burst out with powerful power."
"Wrong! Only when you die in society, when you know that your life as a human being is over, and when you feel that life is not worth it, can you burst out with endless energy!"
Chen Mo directly lifted up the keyboard and roared: "What the hell kind of website are you? This is not a magical girl of love and hope. It is a funny website developed by some fun person!"
At this time, the fifth question arises: how many partners should a magical girl have?
Chen Mo calmed down for a moment and typed on the keyboard: "Five?"
"Wrong, of course the more companions the better."
Damn, think of yourself as Han Xin!
Just when Chen Mo wanted to complain, a message jumped out of the page again.
"Congratulations on becoming a trainee magical girl."
"Next, you will go to another world to find companions and pass on the spirit of society, music and knife people. After completing the final mission, you will be a real magical girl."
Finally it can be used... Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief. These five questions really didn't solve him. Can carbon-based organisms come up with these answers?
You can't even get Xu Yuan Xuan to answer it correctly.
Just when Chen Mo thought he could finally take a look at the lovely figures of the ladies, he felt a sudden spin, as if he had been thrown into a toilet.
When Chen Mo woke up, he found that he was standing at the crossroads of an alley.
It was pitch black above the head, and there was no one around.
"Fuck you, mother, I just want to learn how the ladies dress, why did I travel through time!" Chen Mo roared up to the sky.
At this moment, a light blue page appeared in front of Chen Mo.
[Name: Chen Mo]
[Position: Magical Girl Apprentice]
[Mission: Find a companion and let him or her become a magical girl (must be male)]
[Props: Magical Girl Invitation (Anyone who is posted on the Magical Girl Invitation will definitely become a trainee Magical Girl, complete the transformation on the spot, and become one of you)]
Let me go, you are buying and selling by force, be careful to file a complaint against you!
【Warning! Warning! Danger is out!!!】
Suddenly, dozens of red warning boxes popped up in front of me.
Chen Mo's expression changed, and he felt the sound of wild running behind him. He turned his head and saw that it was a strong man covered in blue and black scales.
The strong man was at least two meters tall, his bulging muscles burst his clothes, and his eyes were as bright as lanterns.
You can tell at a glance that it's out of control.
"I'm going to fuck you!"
Chen Mo's expression changed, and he threw the flip-flops on his feet toward the other person's face, and ran away.
However, the strong man behind him was faster than him.
"Ouch! Ouch!!"
What are you barking at?
Chen Mo complained in his heart, and then quickly lay down on the ground, letting the strong man's bear hug fall away.
When he saw the huge body turning around again and preparing to pounce on Chen Mo, a voice suddenly rang in his ears.
"You can complete the transformation by shouting, 'All eyes are on me, I'm announcing something, I am Chen Mo!'"
Bang!
The strong man picked up Chen Mo with one hand, pushed him against the wall, and then slowly raised his other hand, preparing to attack him.
"Everyone's eyes are on me. Let me announce something. I am Chen Mo!"
At the same time, Lu Mingfei, who happened to be passing by, suddenly saw a glow not far away. The light was warm and dazzling, illuminating the entire area.
The strong man was also stunned. Before he could react, he saw the man in his hand wearing a pink skirt.
Lu Mingfei, who was not far away, froze on the spot and did not recover for a long time.
The strong man didn't come back to his senses, and was suddenly punched in the face by Chen Mo who had completed his transformation.
The huge force knocked him dizzy, and he staggered back a few steps.
But Chen Mo had no intention of stopping and punched the opponent's body one after another.
"OOLA OOLA OOLA!!!"
It wasn't until he kicked him far away that Chen Mo stopped to check his status.
A pink and white skirt, white gloves, white and pink stockings, and a big bow on the back...
My integrity!!
Chen Mo angrily hammered the wall, only to hear a bang and the wall collapsed.
"Fortunately, there is no one else around..."
The moonlight penetrated the dark clouds, and two silvery-white rays of light shot straight down, like spotlights, hitting Lu Mingfei and Chen Mo, covering them with a silvery divine light.
The two of them stared at each other in silence, as if the world had stopped, unable to look away.
"I'm sorry, I have nothing..."
Lu Mingfei turned around and ran away.
Without saying anything, Chen Mo took out the magic girl invitation, came to Lu Mingfei with lightning speed, and pasted the magic girl invitation on Lu Mingfei's head.
Lu Mingfei didn't know what was going on. He felt warm all over his body and looked down.
Chapter completed!