Chapter 3 The Wolf Prevention Code of the Beauty Apartment
When Hu Feng returned to the door of the apartment, it was exactly 9:30 in the evening. When he arrived at the entrance of the hall, there were a sound of pleasant laughter and striking sounds coming from inside.
After hearing such a wonderful voice, Hu Feng lamented in his heart: There are so many beauties in the world, why aren’t they own?!
When Hu Feng's big feet stepped into the gate, the sounds of the bells stopped immediately, and ten big eyes glared at him, as if something was wrong with him.
"...What's wrong? Why are you... looking at me?" Hu Feng was a little unnatural. Is there something wrong with me? Or did he make a mistake?
"Big pervert, we are opening a PART now, you can't walk through the hall!" A beautiful and fierce woman said arrogantly. She stared at Hu Feng with a bad tone.
"Zhou Yu, this is yours, right? The hall belongs to everyone. You hold your party and I walk my way. Everyone has nothing to do with each other, so why don't I let me go?" Hu Feng's tone was helpless. Why did this girl just use her own brushing?!
"If you say you can't leave, you can't leave!" The unruly woman named Zhou Yu put her hands on her hips and said to a cold and beautiful woman: "Bingbing, go and show the 'leniency letter' beside the corridor to this thief, see if he dares to break in now!"
A cold and beautiful woman standing behind Zhou Yu, named Hanbing. At this time, she didn't say anything after hearing Zhou Yu's words. She just shot at Hu Feng with her cold eyes, hummed in her nose, and turned to get it...
Obviously, these women colluded to prevent Hu Feng from living a good life.
Hu Feng was extremely angry when he saw that these women really didn't let him in. But when facing the four beautiful ladies in front of him, he could do nothing. He could only look at a brother who was dodging his eyes behind him, hoping that he could rescue him.
At this time, except for Han Bing to get the announcement, the remaining three women and one man were facing Hu Feng. The man behind was named Xiahou De. A white-faced man with a fair face. When he saw Hu Feng looking towards him, he quickly turned his eyes away. Don’t blame him for being unfaithful. To be honest, although he was determined to rescue the situation, the public was unable to offend Hu Feng, so he could only avoid Hu Feng with his eyes. He prayed secretly in his heart. Brother, see these four women who are determined to punish you, so be sad... I hope the Buddha will bless you!
Seeing Xiahou De avoiding himself, Hu Feng was struggling to get in trouble, Han Bing, who was on the side, had already tore off a piece of paper from the corridor and handed it to Hu Feng coldly.
Hu Feng looked at Hanbing, and saw that she was still smelling a dead face, staring at herself coldly. He quickly avoided his eyes and took the paper from Hanbing's hand...
Letter to all tenants!
In view of Hu Feng's incident of peeping at a woman taking a bath on X-X, 2016, he was considered a thief. All members have unanimously decided that in order to curb the evil behavior of Hu Feng's pervert, the following measures were specially issued;
1. The pervert must not appear twenty meters in front of other beauties in the future. If there is any violation, it will be considered as a voyeur. Xiahou De killed him and expelled him from the door;
2. If a beautiful woman plays in the courtyard, the pervert must avoid it immediately after seeing it. If there is any violation, Xiahou De will kill him and expel him;
3. No toilet paper or yellow video discs are allowed in the pervert's room. If it is discovered, it is considered to have committed lustful behavior and its motive is impure. Xiahou De will kill him and expel him;
4. When a beauty is driving something like a PART downstairs, the pervert must avoid it and must not step on foot. If the trace of lust is found, it is considered as impure motives, Xiahou De will kill him and expel him;
5. When a beauty does not take the initiative to talk to the pervert, the pervert shall not take the initiative to chat. If there is any violation, it will be considered as ulterior motives. Xiahou De will kill him and expel him;
6. Perverts are not allowed to leave after 10 o'clock in the evening and must return to the apartment before 10 o'clock. If they are found to return late or slip out, they will be regarded as prostitution. Those who corrupt the family tradition will be resolutely killed. Xiahou De will enforce the family law and then handed over to the public security organs to severely punish them;
7. Given that perverts enjoy the beauty of beautiful women every day, for the sake of justice, after a democratic vote, all electricity bills will be borne by the pervert after unanimous approval. If there is any delay, it will be punished as a delinquent debt. Xiahou De will kill him and expel him;
8. Due to misbehavior behavior, in order to show that the other tenants are magnanimous, they are specially asked to stay for half a year. If there is no sexual behavior within half a year, they can continue to live. If they find misbehavior again, they will be handed over torture and torture the judicial authorities immediately, without any mercy.
This announcement will take effect immediately from the date of posting, and its final right of interpretation belongs to the beauty. If the pervert has any objection, he or she can appeal and then vote through the tenant democratic meeting!
Time; XX, XX, XX!
He held the paper in his hand tremblingly. Although he had seen it countless times, Hu Feng could not curb the anger in his heart every time he saw it. A beast! What is the law of nature? He doesn't treat himself as a human being at all! It's shameless to not let himself appear twenty meters in front of a woman's door, and he also has to bear the electricity bill. What's even shameless is that... he even has to take care of himself with toilet paper. Is it necessary to live?
"Shameless, absolutely shameless, I want to appeal! You are exploiting the surplus value of the working people... I want to sue you!" Hu Feng held the announcement in his hand, looking very excited.
“…”
Several women looked at Hu Feng with the idiot's eyes. Zhou Yu rolled his eyes and said boredly: "We will consider your appeal... It's just that it is written in a clear and innocent way. When the beauty opens a PART, perverts are prohibited from stepping into the hall. Brother Xiahou, please pull the pervert to his window, where a ladder is prepared for him!"
After saying that, Zhou Yu ignored Hu Feng, who still refused to give up, pulled the cold Hanbing, clenched his hot waist, and danced their explosive dance music... Of course, Hu Feng had no chance to enjoy it!
Hu Feng returned to his pig's nest with his feet trembling - he almost rolled down in anger when climbing the ladder from the window.
“…”
When he arrived in his pig's nest room, Hu Feng took off his shoes in depressed manner and threw them into the corner of the wall. His stomach was full of anger now... Grandpa's, it's rare to dress more seriously today, but he was not only despised at the marriage agency, but now he has to suffer from such birds when he comes back, and he is so annoyed.
"Uh... Brother Hu, what are you doing today?" Xiahou De looked at Hu Feng's expression and knew that Hu Feng must be very unhappy. He quickly found the topic and put aside his thoughts - Xiahou De knew that Hu Feng was such a person and never held grudges in his heart. Although he was wronged now, as long as he changed the topic, he would immediately cheer up after a while.
"Hey!" After hearing Xiahou De's question, Hu Feng smiled mockingly and said, "...My mother asked me to take a wife to show her during the Chinese New Year, so she went to the marriage agency. Yaya's marriage agency was so terrible. After seeing that I had a monthly salary of less than 1,000, I not only looked cold, but also shameless... That guy even doubted my identity as a college graduate... What kind of world is it!"
He looked angry and angry as he spoke.
"Hehe!" Xiahou De smiled and said, "Then you are in trouble. I heard that you brought a rented wife to your house last year, but you lost your face... Otherwise, I'll think this way, I'll talk to the four beauties downstairs and see who will go with you with you!"
"..." Hu Feng looked at Xiahou De and said with a pout, "Don't tease, you know that this is impossible. If you really arrive at my house, don't be exposed by them that I peeked at them for taking a bath, even if it's thankful!"
"Is that true?" Xiahou De was about to answer when Zhou Yu's beautiful shout suddenly came downstairs: "Brother Xiahou, Bingbing is calling you to come down and cut the cake. Don't waste time on it anymore!"
"Uh... today is Han Bing's birthday?" Hu Feng asked strangely after hearing Zhou Yu's words.
"Yes!" Xiahou De nodded and said to the bottom: "Xiaoyu, wait a moment, I'll go down immediately!" After saying that, he turned his head to Hu Feng and then said: "Hu Feng, hurry up and clean up and go down together!"
"Go down together?" Hu Feng said in confusion. He then covered his head and continued, "I think it's better to forget it. These girls hate me as if they hate something. If I'm shameless, they might be knocked off the table. Then they will be embarrassed and lose it!"
After saying that, Hu Feng rose up and found a instant noodles in the corner to solve the problem of food and clothing: Yaya, they cut cakes on their birthdays, and their quality of life is poor. Can't they eat instant noodles?!
When Xiahou De saw Hu Feng's actions, he knew that the animal had been expelled. He knew that he insisted on asking him to go down, but he would be the one who was embarrassed at that time. He could only shake his head and go out. Before leaving the door, he suddenly found a document fell on the ground. Xiahou De quickly picked it up and looked at it: "Huh? Hu Feng, Director of the State Secret Bureau of C?"
"flutter!"
Hu Feng's body stiffened, and the instant noodles in his hand splashed out. But he instantly returned to normal. While holding up the instant noodles in his hand, he said as if nothing had happened: "How about it, the title I made is still cool, right?!"
"..." Xiahou De was a little surprised and said, "Director of the Top Secret Bureau?! You kid is too irritating! Aren't you a security guard? I guess... you must be using the title of the Top Secret Bureau to be fooled, right?"
"Yes! I took this to the matchmaking agency, but I was scolded by others!" Hu Feng shrugged and then said, "There is no way, the guy from the matchmaking agency doesn't believe me!"
"If you are a person, you won't believe it!" Xiahou De nodded in understanding when he saw Hu Feng's expression, and continued to attack: "Even if you get a police chief, you can scare people to death, let alone the director of the top secret bureau of the C country... But this document is quite cool! Oh, there is actually gilded beside him, damn! You kid is really willing to spend a lot of money!"
"Go and go, go and cut your cake, don't bother me..." Hu Feng took the instant noodles and grabbed the ID from Xiahou De's hand - Hu! Finally returned to his own hands.
"Tsk!" Xiahou De despised Hu Feng, and then left without looking back... This brat was really brainless. Even though he knew that no one would believe this title, he still took it out and showed off. He was stupid!
Seeing Xiahou De leave the door, Hu Feng quickly packed up his ID - Khan! Fortunately, Xiahou De would never believe his title, otherwise it would be a bit troublesome - but, as long as he really responded to that boy, he would not believe it as long as he was a normal person...
"That dead pervert can't come down?" Zhou Yu frowned and asked Xiahou De who was going downstairs in confusion.
"Yes! He also knows... Even if he is shameless and takes a meal and drink, you won't show him a good look!" Xiahou De waved his head and continued, "Let's go! Bingbing is still waiting for us!"
"Oh!" Zhou Yu looked at the dim lights in Hu Feng's hut, hesitated for a moment, and followed Xiahou De; forget it, seeing that this guy is so unpromising, he is really a life of eating instant noodles!
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Chapter completed!