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Chapter 23 As long as you like my wife, then we are good brothers

After being reminded by Li Xiang, Zhou Ziyi quickly turned on his mobile phone and logged in to QQ.

He is currently using a mobile phone that was released two years ago, a Nokia 6300. It is a non-smart phone that still uses S40 resources and cannot run programs in the background.

So as long as you exit the software, you will not receive QQ messages at all.

After logging into QQ, Zhou Ziyi was a little dumbfounded when he saw the rejection message.

Was it handled so quickly?

Are big stars so free?

You actually refused, don’t you have any curiosity?

Could it be that you are too busy?

Don’t have time for liars?

Zhou Ziyi frowned and switched to his other trumpet.

Although it is a small account, its level is at least one sun.

Because you have to be level 16 or above to change your avatar freely, Zhou Ziyi would ask the aunt who owns an Internet cafe at home to help him hang up QQ.

After switching to the trumpet, Zhou Ziyi did not make the next move.

Even the method that he thought was at least 90% sure failed, and he really couldn't think of any other method that would work.

"Brother Zhou, have you had dinner?"

At this time, Li Xiang, who was in the same room, remembered that Liu Huizi asked him to help introduce Zhou Ziyi, and spoke again.

Zhou Ziyi happened to be hungry, so he planned to temporarily log out of QQ, but when he looked at the bare page without any messages, he suddenly realized what he was doing.

Although I don’t have many friends on this account, I haven’t logged in for at least a few months. How could I not even have a single harassing message?

Take another look at the chat history.

Hey guys, a lot of the messages I have read are things I haven’t seen yet.

For example, the top one.

"Can you bring a girlfriend back on May Day for my aunt to see?"

The time was sent several days ago.

Now it is in read status.

Okay!

Is it okay to send messages by myself and then log in to receive messages by myself?

Looks like I need to change my password!

He replied to Li Xiang without raising his head: "You go and eat first."

Zhou Ziyi quickly clicked on the nine-square grid on his mobile phone: "Marry yourself first and then talk about it!"

On May Day, the movie must not have been finished yet.

I don’t even have a vacation, let alone take my girlfriend back!

Li Xiang looked at his busy appearance and felt that it was neither right nor wrong to leave for a while, but in the end he had an ostrich mentality and went to the canteen alone without saying anything.

It just so happened that he actually didn't want Liu Huizi and Zhou Ziyi to get to know each other.

On Zhou Ziyi's side, the aunt's reply came quickly.

"You're so angry, it seems like you haven't found a girlfriend yet, hehe."

"The internet cafe is full of people chasing after my aunt, why do you still have to worry about a little brat like you?"

"My aunt has established a family communication group to deal with the urge to get married. You barely meet the conditions now, so join in."

Before Zhou Ziyi finished typing one reply, he had already sent three.

It also made him understand that my aunt must be in the Internet cafe now!

After thinking about it, his broken mobile phone would definitely not be able to use the computer, so Zhou Ziyi only replied: "Auntie, please control it! Although women in our country are not guilty of rape, they are guilty of indecency!"

Then I joined the so-called family communication group.

There are quite a lot of people.

In addition to myself and my aunt, I also have a second uncle, a third uncle, a first uncle, a cousin, and two cousins.

All are single people over the age of twenty!

But the eldest second uncle is only thirty years old this year.

There are so many singles, it’s not because my grandpa will give birth, but because my old grandpa is too good at giving birth.

My grandpa has three younger brothers!

As for these people, except for my cousin who is my own grandfather, the others are the children or grandchildren of three other grandfathers.

Hmm~

In a sense, the family is prosperous.

Although measured in terms of money, those who open Internet cafes are already considered the most promising descendants.

Seeing myself coming in, my relatives online gave me a warm welcome.

Liu Xiaoyun (Uncle): Oh! Disaster is coming

Liu Xiaokai (Second Uncle): Didn’t this little gangster show off that he found a girlfriend in junior high school? Why is he still in this group now?

Liu Xiaoli (aunt): Haha! He stepped on a few boats and overturned the car, and it spread throughout the school.

Liu Xiaotian (third uncle): You deserve it! Single dog, bark twice

Liu Hebin (little cousin): I really envy my sworn brother. My mother nagged me almost crazy in my hometown. The key is that I am only twenty this year!

Li He (cousin): I heard from my aunt that your current monthly salary is only more than one thousand? Then you still work as a hammer! Come back and become a teacher! Teaching is fun.

The aunt Li He mentioned was Zhou Ziyi's mother.

Zhou Ziyi also calls his mother Auntie...

Several generations of the family have been teachers. In my grandfather’s generation, there were my grandfather and my grandfather. In my mother’s generation, only my mother was left. To Zhou Ziyi’s generation...

Zhou Ziyi made it clear that he was not interested in teaching, and his two cousins ​​were even more cruel. They refused to go to school even after nine years of compulsory education.

Especially Abin, whose grades were not ideal and whose brother Liu Hechong set an example, dropped out of school when he was still in fifth grade.

This made my second grandpa and his family very angry.

But even if you forcefully send it away, he will sneak back again.

He's even more awesome than his own brother. After all, his brother has graduated from elementary school and has been in the first grade of junior high school for several weeks!

So, even though he is just twenty, he has actually graduated seven or eight years ago.

Now I am working as a network administrator at my aunt's Internet cafe.

With such a group of cute little cousins, Li He, as the boss of this generation, has to shoulder the glorious mission of being a teacher alone.

But he hadn't given up completely yet, and since his two little cousins ​​couldn't count on him, he had been trying to trick Zhou Ziyi back into becoming a teacher, and then he could wander around.

Zhou Ziyi replied while reading.

"That's because they insisted on going into my arms...forget it, a good man doesn't mention how brave he was."

"Uncle Xiao Tian Quan, do you want everyone to communicate using Wang Wang Wang like you do?"

"Abin, you have been hanging out in an Internet cafe for several years and you still haven't found a girlfriend? Are you worthy of your name? Don't call me my brother from now on, it's embarrassing!"

"Thank you for your hard work, Teacher Li. Goodbye, Teacher Li."

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After chatting with the group of barkers, Zhou Ziyi put away his cell phone in a happy mood and was about to go to dinner when an idea suddenly struck him.

"That's right! If you can't add friends, you can drag Liu Yiqian into the group!"

As for what group...

Is there any need to say that?

Zhou Ziyi took out the small black mobile phone with a screen that was less than half the size of the mobile phone from his pocket. While using the mobile phone to create a group, Zhou Ziyi turned on the computer again.

Group name: Yifei Chongtian

Introduction: As long as you like Liu Yiqian, then we are good friends!

After it was built, Zhou Ziyi quickly used the computer to find some beautiful photos, videos, and news of Liu Yiqian on the Internet and uploaded them to the group.

Then I put group links on Liu Yiqian-related news, forums, and post bars.

"Brother Zhou, haven't you gone to dinner yet? It's time to go to the set soon."

Li Xiang, who had just returned, saw that Zhou Ziyi was still busy and couldn't help but remind him.

Zhou Ziyi stared at the computer screen motionlessly, without even looking at him: "What's the hurry? People from Group B will go first today."

At this time, someone had already entered the group, and Zhou Ziyi had to leave a lively atmosphere, otherwise when people came in and found a group of zombies, they might turn around and run away again.

Even if they don't run away, a group of divers are not the cute tool people Zhou Ziyi wants.

How can you attract targets like that?

Therefore, we must stir up the atmosphere and set the tone of the group!

After thinking for a while, Zhou Ziyi thought of his opening words and rapped on his trumpet that he had just changed his online name.
Chapter completed!
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