Chapter 002
As the saying goes, traveling alone is fast, but traveling together is far.
We walked together, talked and laughed, and walked a long way without realizing it.
Suddenly there was an unspeakable sadness in my heart. As we walked along, what would be waiting for us!
I asked: "Are there any tigers at the foot of the mountain?"
Li Kui said: "You don't have to be afraid, as long as I'm here, the ghosts will give way!"
I asked: "Are there ghosts in the world?"
He said: "If there is a ghost in your heart, there will be a ghost in the world!"
I'm very open-minded, but I have a vague feeling that something is wrong!
The autumn wind is blowing and the white clouds are lingering. This season couldn't be more comfortable.
The black whirlwind was like wind under my feet. If I walked fast, I had to walk fast too.
He wanted to see his mother as soon as possible, and I accompanied him to see his mother as soon as possible.
He is anxious, but I am not anxious. I just need to catch up with him.
I said: "Virtue and filial piety come first!"
He said: "I don't care how much virtue you have, I only recognize the virtue of brother Song Jiang!"
I felt bored and chatted with him, but I couldn't say more than three sentences before he pretended to be his brother Song Jiang.
This is the spirit of the world!
But what does Brother Song Jiang have to do with me? He is not my idol!
Passing by a street pavilion, there was a little girl in the pavilion. She looked very innocent and beautiful.
I said: "You wait"
Before he could react, I had already flown to the pavilion.
I said: "Sorry for being so rude."
I bowed respectfully, but the little girl was very shy and quickly covered her face with her sleeves and started laughing again.
She smiled crazily, and so did I. After all, she was very good-looking and had a great figure.
I said: "I'm Song Jiasheng! How can I get to Yishui County?"
She stopped laughing. Firstly, she didn’t know who Song Jiasheng was. Secondly, she was just asking for directions, not for romance. Naturally, I was stupid and bored!
She said: "Just keep moving forward."
Then she lowered her head and frowned, feeling very tired of me, but I really enjoyed chatting with her.
My goal has not been achieved and I am very unconvinced. What interesting things do I want to talk about?
But Black Tornado came, he grabbed me and shouted angrily: "You are so shameless!"
I stared and said, "Brother Hei, I misunderstood, I was just asking for directions."
Li Kui's eyes widened and he continued to shout angrily: "You are bluffing me! Don't I know the way home?"
I had to apologize and said, "But I don't know!"
He thought about it and let me go, but the little girl disappeared. She was probably afraid that we would fight.
I said: "It's hot and dry, why not take a rest here"
He thought for a while and sat down. It wasn't that he didn't want to leave, but he probably felt sorry for me because I was a scholar.
I asked: "Are you a man?"
He was surprised, and looked confused, sometimes furious, and sometimes calm down.
He asked: "Are you a man?"
I didn't think it was offensive, I laughed, thinking he was asking a very childish question.
I said: "Of course I am a man, don't you see that you are very interested in little girls?"
He laughed and thought I was ridiculous.
He said: "You are called lustful. Only those like me, Li Kui, who are upright and upright are called men."
What he said seemed reasonable, but I still laughed. How can I be a man?
I feel very dissatisfied that a man who is so indifferent to women actually thinks he is a man.
He asked: "Why are you laughing?"
He was a little unsure, but he seemed to understand the myriad meanings of my smile.
I thought it was useless for so many brothers in Liangshanbo to say this, but I still couldn't hold it back.
I said: "What do you think of Brother Song Jiang?"
He is not angry, we are family members, he should not be angry.
He smiled, he smiled brightly, showing his teeth.
He said: "If I talk about other people, I might have to think about it. If I talk about Brother Song Jiang, he is definitely a man who is upright and upright."
I stopped laughing, it was very boring, I just wanted him to accept my approach.
I asked helplessly: "Why?"
He said: "Brother Song Jiang killed Yan Poxi to protect his brothers. This is so righteous!"
I said: "Yes!"
I agreed with him and he was very happy. He added: "It is normal for a young man like you to feel itchy when meeting a beautiful woman."
I said: "But honestly speaking, she is not my type."
He "hummed" twice and showed contempt for me.
He said: "You are really a scum, you started to get into trouble and finally gave up. Just now you were flirting with me, but now you are not your cup of tea?"
He was so angry that he almost wanted to kill me, a heartless man!
boring!
Loneliness hit me from all sides, and I regretted walking with him and would continue to walk.
I had no choice but to find another topic to continue having fun. We were already very familiar with each other, and the conversation just now opened our hearts to each other.
I said: "Do you think there is a superman in this world?"
Superman?
He probably didn't understand. He was confused, but he felt that it should be easy to understand.
He didn't ask any questions, just meditating alone.
I said: "Superman can lead ordinary people to a very noble and lofty realm..."
Before I finished speaking, he understood. He was very happy and patted me on the shoulder.
He said: "Of course!"
I was surprised that such a profound philosophical question could not trouble him!
I am very ashamed to be a scholar.
I asked: "Yes?"
He smiled again, very shyly, could it be him?
He is tall, mighty, strong, and heroic. Is he Superman?
He said: "Yes! This person is far away in the horizon and right before our eyes."
I couldn't help but slap my forehead, this is really a big joke!
I almost laughed like a pig, laughing so hard that my heart broke.
But I couldn't laugh. I saw his face was serious and full of admiration and confidence in Superman.
He said: "If there is a superman in the world, it must be my brother Song Jiang!"
He speaks so loudly that you can't doubt him.
I was stunned! I didn’t know what to say.
If I laugh, he will definitely say that I am stupid for not supporting my own family.
If I didn't smile, would his innocence be like the wind?
This is the legendary kneeling and licking madman! The ancestor of kneeling and licking!
I really want to tell him that I have such an opinion about him, but I have to hold back because he doesn't understand. Talking to someone who doesn't understand is just asking for trouble!
Seeing me like this, he said again: "I know your little thoughts!"
"My little thought?"
He said: "Yes! I admire Brother Song Jiang from the bottom of my heart, unlike people in the government who only care about their future."
Isn't he a rough man? How come he still has such delicate feelings?
I was convinced! I looked very shallow and crude in front of him.
I don’t know if Superman exists. I’m just doing it for fun, but in the end it’s my own fun.
He asked: "Who is your Superman?"
What a problem!
I said, "What do you think?"
Chapter completed!