Chapter 391: Buddha
I saw the Great Wisdom shaking his bald head, looking at General Lezu and saying, "My Buddha is merciful and I don't speak lies. Hehe, General Lezu, you can't enter the world of Samana Buddhism just because you don't hold back your words."
Just listen to General Le Zuo shouting with a tigerish face: "Stop shaking your fucking head! If you shake it again, everyone will faint! Who cares about your bird world and the colorful world? My skull is not broken."
Lord Ascetic pointed at Sun Weiming and said: "Okay, General Lezu, Dahui, stop making trouble, business is important! Dahui, this ghost is called Sun Weiming, your business is here."
The Great Wisdom turned his head and looked at Sun Weiming, staring more and more closely, and exclaimed in surprise: "There really is a relic! Why did a Buddhist cultivator come out again and create a relic! Hey, it's strange, this
It seems that the relics were not purely cultivated."
Speaking of Dahui, he took out a magic weapon and began to examine Sun Weiming's body. He had a strange look on his face and said some words that no one could understand while looking. Lord Ascetic Le Zuo General stopped working, as if he wanted to show this
After the play was over, a group of waiting ghosts surrounded Sun Weiming and Dahui. Sun Weiming felt like a monkey being tricked on the street.
After Dahui looked at the incense for about a stick of incense, he suddenly knelt down and paid homage to Sun Weiming. Dahui's move shocked all the ghosts. Dahui shouted loudly: "See the Buddha. The Buddha is here, not far away."
Welcome, please forgive me!"
Wow, there was a row of people standing on the scene, and some kind of Buddha ran out. Some timid ghosts also knelt down, and the eyes of General Le Zuo and Lord Ascetic almost bulged out.
Sun Weiming was a little at a loss. Dahui clasped his hands and continued respectfully: "Buddha, I'm late to greet you. I'm really sorry. Please follow me back to the Buddha Spirit World."
Lord Ascetic said: "Mahmati, you have to thank me and General Le Zuo. If we hadn't been so careful and kept your Buddha, then I think your game would be over now!"
Dahui touched his chest and said: "I feel dizzy. I really want to thank you. You also know that there have been no Buddhist practitioners here for countless years. I almost made a mistake, but it's okay, otherwise I would have been dismissed from my post and investigated."
Lord Ascetic, General Lezu, I will treat you to a nice meal someday."
General Le Zuo said sarcastically: "Hey, Dahui, who is alkaline and sour, can also treat guests. I don't want to eat your unpalatable vegetarian dishes yet, but if you treat me to eat those golden birds, then
You can consider it."
Dahui shouted: "Damn it, don't hit my golden bird's brains, or I will fight you tooth and nail."
Lord Ascetic pointed at Dahui, wagging his fingers, and said: "Oh, greed, anger, and ignorance, okay, General Le Zuo, please stop teasing. Dahui also has good intentions. We should protect each other."
Originally, Mahamati's eyes were as wide as those of an ox. When he heard Master Ascetic talk about greed, anger, and ignorance, he quickly put his hands together and said, "My Buddha is merciful, so good, so good."
General Le Zuo looked like a rough man and shouted: "Damn it, it's so good, it's so good, eat Buddha and recite the Buddha's name."
When Dahui got angry, his whole body swelled up as if he was about to go crazy. Upon seeing this, General Le Zuo immediately changed his words: "I'm sorry, I screamed too fast. It's better to eat fast and chant the Buddha's name, hehe..."
Lord Shu Xing said calmly: "General Le Zuo, stop making trouble, let's continue, don't miss anything."
General Le Zuo made a face to Dahui, and then shouted: "Alternate starts!"
Dahui pulled Sun Weiming to go to another place, but Ma Chengyu and Bai Yuzhu also held on to Sun Weiming. Their timid appearance was really heartbreaking.
Sun Weiming said helplessly to Dahui: "Let's just wait."
Mahamati replied respectfully: "Yes, Buddha."
General Le Zuo shouted to the ghosts: "Get in line."
Michimo and the others said goodbye to Sun Weiming: "Lord Buddha, we are on the waiting list. Fortunately, we were not captured by the evil spirits. Please take care of yourself. Goodbye."
The candidates were connected one by one. General Le Zuo said to Ma Chengyu and Bai Yuzhu: "What are you doing? Are you going in?"
The two of them held on to Sun Weiming desperately, trembling all over, and Ma Chengyu said: "Brother Le Zuo, can we go with Brother Buddha, please!" She was very beautiful, and her mouth was sweet. When she started acting like a baby, General Le Zuo was really impressed.
Some can't stand it.
Master Ascetic saw this and said: "Little girl, you have asked the wrong person. You have to ask Mahamati if he will let you enter the Buddhist spiritual world."
Dahui said anxiously: "Little girl, if you don't have enough merit, you won't be able to enter the Buddha Spirit World. Go to reincarnation as soon as possible."
After Ma Chengyu and Bai Yuzhu heard this, they started crying, looking helpless, which was really heartbreaking.
Sun Weiming said loudly: "Isn't it just merit? Can I give them some of mine?"
The two of them shouted at the same time: "Brother!" They held on tighter, as if they were afraid that Sun Weiming would run away.
General Le Zuo, Master Shu Xing, and Dahui looked at Sun Weiming with strange eyes, as if they saw a monster. General Le Zuo said to Master Shu Xing: "Is this guy focusing on sex over life?"
But Mahamati poured cold water on his head and said: "Buddha, no one has ever done this, and no one can do this. There is no way to transfer merit."
Sun Weiming sighed, while Ma Chengyu and Bai Yuzhu had pale green faces.
Lord Ascetic suddenly said: "Mahmati, I have a way to get the best of both worlds."
Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this, and he continued: "General Le Zuo and I are too busy to get rid of those scum. Why don't we let the two girls recover their skills and let you get rid of the evil ghosts? You can help
We are busy, and secondly we can strive for merit. Mahamati, do you think this is feasible?"
Mahamati nodded and said: "If you are not a Buddhist cultivator in the world of gods, even if you have merit, we will not accept him. But of course we welcome friends of the Buddha."
Sun Weiming said hurriedly: "Thank you everyone, thank you everyone."
Ma Chengyu and Bai Yuzhu were so grateful that they made Master Shu Xing dizzy. Then Master Shu Xing cast a spell on Ma Chengyu and recited the spell, which seemed to be unlocking some kind of restriction. General Le Zuo also used the same spell to recover.
The power of Bai Yuzhu.
After a few moments, the two of them finished their work, and Master Ku Xing said: "Okay, everyone, it's time for General Le Zuo and I to leave."
General Le Zuo called to Dahui: "You are so bald, let's drink together someday. Goodbye." In a blink of an eye, Lord Ascetic, General Le Zuo, all the ghosts and soldiers disappeared, and Lian Yin Pavilion also disappeared without a trace.
Dahui said to Sun Weiming: "Buddha, let's go then. You also come with me, and I will leave two meditation rooms for you so that you can have a place to practice."
Under the leadership of Dahui, Sun Weiming and his party left the misty forest and arrived at the reception pavilion of the Buddha Spirit World.
There is a portal in the reception pavilion of the Buddha Spirit Realm Heaven, which allows you to enter the Buddha Spirit Realm Heaven. There are many Zen rooms next to the pavilion, which may not have been used for many years. Except for Dahui's Zen room, the others all exude a faint musty smell.
Chapter completed!